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What fab phrases grind your gears?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ll kick off with -
* Professional so must be discreet
* single males must be exceptional
Any more? |
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Meet, when actually referring to the person they met |
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mother nature.........
just keep it to yaself ffs |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Send face pic with first message or it gets deleted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘I am straight as only attracted to the cock not rest of the man’
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Will fill in later.
(Just do it!) |
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"‘I am straight as only attracted to the cock not rest of the man’
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 . Yeah and these. I’m straight but I suck cock  |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
It's a numbers game... No! It's an attraction game! If I don't fancy you enough to reply when there are 1000 of you... That's not going to change when there is just you... Sorry... I'm ok... I'm good... I'm going for a lie down now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no clique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can make you squirt
I can fuck all night
Neither of these appeals thank you very muchly |
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"I don't bite, unless you want me to"
It's not funny, it's definitely not original and just makes me think "oh f off" 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play
Do you want to play?
I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy  |
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"Can we i see your verifications, just to check you are genuine"
"Do you have face picture"
"Friend request sent"
"What are you into"
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By *9alMan
over a year ago
Bridgend |
which pedal is the clutch? |
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Put “blah blah” in the title so I know you’ve read my profile |
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"I can make you squirt
I can fuck all night
Neither of these appeals thank you very muchly "
That's good, because most men can't. Less is more xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no face pic. no meet...
which I accept but not when they’ve chosen to contact me first, they themselves have zero pics., haven’t clearly bothered to read my profile, etc.
simply move on and don’t waste my time (easy)
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Fab if you want to fuck me/ lick this/ feel these |
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Been here before so know how this site works
Will try anything
Can't meet at the drop of a hat |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"‘I am straight as only attracted to the cock not rest of the man’
. Yeah and these. I’m straight but I suck cock "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In recent months, due to not being able to meet ........
Can we just chat until you are meeting.
Let me know when you are meeting again.
I've read the profile and wondering if we'd like to meet. |
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Not a phrase as such, but the one's that say how gorgeous they are and you have to be exceptional. What the fuck does that actually mean?  |
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'genuine'
'fun' we are adults we can say sex or even fucking, it is allowed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No limits
Go to a club
I'm genuine
I can breathe through my ears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play
Do you want to play?
I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy "
reminds me of line from iconic film The Warriors with the villain's menacing "Warriors, come out to play!"
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I can lick for hours. Is there actually any woman anywhere who would actually want someone licking for hours, I'd be tearing my hair out with sheer boredom after 20 mins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your loss".
....somehow I seriously doubt that.
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"I can lick for hours. Is there actually any woman anywhere who would actually want someone licking for hours, I'd be tearing my hair out with sheer boredom after 20 mins"
I usually take my book if they say that and let them crack on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Your loss".
....somehow I seriously doubt that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We will not reply if.... list of demands.
9inches
Repeat cummer
Make you cum like no guy ever has
Keep it to the threads folks
Up for fun
Just here for the bants
Could lick pussy for hours
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aren't we an easy going bunch? |
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By *yes146Man
over a year ago
London |
BBC, BWC, WWF, OAP, No one likes ITV though |
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"Play
Do you want to play?
I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy "
I’m not a fan of this either the use of the words ‘fun’ and ‘play’ make my mind think of words used in childhood and well… that just makes me feel sick given the context. Totally accept this is subjective though, people everywhere use it, it just sits uneasily in my mind.
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Are you “professional, discreet, genuine”? Or an “open book” who’s “been here before and knows the score”?
Not looking to fuck the entire site, but secretly hoping you might.
Pics you have displayed, which are not your own, and may expressly not be used by anyone, especially Sydney University (fuck do I know what they might want with random 6 packs and 9 inch cocks bar to educate their students that’s NOT how you’ll get laid – EVEN on an adult website).
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"BBC, BWC, WWF, OAP, No one likes ITV though "
I've not seen WWF on a profile ?
World Wide Fund for Nature |
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"We will not reply if.... list of demands.
9inches
Repeat cummer
Make you cum like no guy ever has
Keep it to the threads folks
Up for fun
Just here for the bants
Could lick pussy for hours
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Yeah keep it the thread grinds me too. If we all said that it’d just be a whole thread of “keep
It to the thread” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We will not reply if.... list of demands.
9inches
Repeat cummer
Make you cum like no guy ever has
Keep it to the threads folks
Up for fun
Just here for the bants
Could lick pussy for hours
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I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.
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"mother nature.........
just keep it to yaself ffs"
Are you period shaming?!
So what’s the alternative? Make up a fake reason instead?! |
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When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*Sweetest tasting pussy
* Sucks like a pro/dyson - is that really a compliment???
* you know who you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t post a pic due to my job.
Unless you are half naked in your job the chances of someone recognising you are very slim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you “professional, discreet, genuine”? Or an “open book” who’s “been here before and knows the score”?
Not looking to fuck the entire site, but secretly hoping you might.
Pics you have displayed, which are not your own, and may expressly not be used by anyone, especially Sydney University (fuck do I know what they might want with random 6 packs and 9 inch cocks bar to educate their students that’s NOT how you’ll get laid – EVEN on an adult website).
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Brilliant! |
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"We will not reply if.... list of demands.
9inches
Repeat cummer
Make you cum like no guy ever has
Keep it to the threads folks
Up for fun
Just here for the bants
Could lick pussy for hours
Yeah keep it the thread grinds me too. If we all said that it’d just be a whole thread of “keep
It to the thread” "
Good job, as I contacted you via the forum, and I'm glad I did x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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* Sucks like a pro/dyson - is that really a compliment???"
This scares the hell out of me |
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* Sucks like a pro/dyson - is that really a compliment???
This scares the hell out of me "
She could Suck a golf ball through a hosepipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick for hours.
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You must have a strong jaw Nora x |
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"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet "
I try to keep my spelling and grammar pedant under control on here, but it's always lurking. |
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"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet "
It is even worse when they are proffesional |
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"I can lick for hours.
You must have a strong jaw Nora x"
I do. Shame youll never be interested in finding out ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they’re discrete & professional…just not professional enough to know the difference between discrete & discreet
It is even worse when they are proffesional"
Or discreat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Been here before” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One day = never |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This used to be a firm favourite and probably most overused in veris - ‘treat with respect and you will be rewarded’
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi |
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"One day = never "
If you’re referring to “one day I’ll stick my 16” turbo dildo up your jacksy” then think again sunshine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One day = never
If you’re referring to “one day I’ll stick my 16” turbo dildo up your jacksy” then think again sunshine. "
One day. One day  |
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"One day = never
If you’re referring to “one day I’ll stick my 16” turbo dildo up your jacksy” then think again sunshine. "
I get centimetres and inches mixed up  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women are so up themselves here
I need to empty my load 
It's rude not to reply |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
With so many disliked phrases its no wonder we cant get girls to come over in their skimpy panties for a 24 hour lickathon play date where we can fuck for hours with my heavy load repeater Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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By *edusa69Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"mother nature.........
just keep it to yaself ffs
Are you period shaming?!
So what’s the alternative? Make up a fake reason instead?! "
Exactly this. The reason women use euphemisms for periods is because of attitudes like this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No cock pics, however they have pics of toot nanny on show that’s like a kebab or a ribbed up bus seat from the 80s on show?
Face Pics, I didn’t realise this was a dating site, or are you just a collector of these instead of stamps?
Can’t Accommodate, Can’t Travel, why are you on here then just to perv or are you hiding something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only meet singles as am married.....so ok for you to cheat but not them? |
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"No cock pics, however they have pics of toot nanny on show that’s like a kebab or a ribbed up bus seat from the 80s on show?
Face Pics, I didn’t realise this was a dating site, or are you just a collector of these instead of stamps?
Can’t Accommodate, Can’t Travel, why are you on here then just to perv or are you hiding something?"
I’m not even going to acknowledge the first paragraph! But the last one, yeah some are just here to perv/chat etc. It’s allowed |
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"Play
Play date
A meet
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This and "had a great meet". Just the word gives me the ick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mother nature.........
just keep it to yaself ffs
Are you period shaming?!
So what’s the alternative? Make up a fake reason instead?!
Exactly this. The reason women use euphemisms for periods is because of attitudes like this. "
I wondered about that. FFS! Women BLEED! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guaranteed to make you squirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know how this works"...
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I wondered about that. FFS! Women BLEED!"
Especially when you hit them with sharp pointy things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BBC, BWC, WWF, OAP, No one likes ITV though
I've not seen WWF on a profile ?
World Wide Fund for Nature"
World Wrestling Federation for those in the grappling world |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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‘If you know me from my previous profile me please veri me’
‘Been here before so I know how it works’
‘Fill in later…..’ |
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We/I can afford to be picky then you look at the verifications |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Guaranteed to make you squirt "
I never put that in writing it's not contractual  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wondered about that. FFS! Women BLEED!
Especially when you hit them with sharp pointy things "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only been on hear for two weeks
Think the I want a face pic from the lady’s
When all they show is blank picture
Just my opinion of coarse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey “mate”...!
from a guy who wants to fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No cock pics, however they have pics of toot nanny on show that’s like a kebab or a ribbed up bus seat from the 80s on show?
Face Pics, I didn’t realise this was a dating site, or are you just a collector of these instead of stamps?
Can’t Accommodate, Can’t Travel, why are you on here then just to perv or are you hiding something?
I’m not even going to acknowledge the first paragraph! But the last one, yeah some are just here to perv/chat etc. It’s allowed "
The first part is correct at least here in Scotland females and couple with pictures of bits n pieces however profile says no cock pics WTF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play
Do you want to play?
I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy
reminds me of line from iconic film The Warriors with the villain's menacing "Warriors, come out to play!"
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It just reminds of the film Child's Play when Chucky says "wanna play?". Gives me the heeby jeebies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play
Do you want to play?
I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy
I’m not a fan of this either the use of the words ‘fun’ and ‘play’ make my mind think of words used in childhood and well… that just makes me feel sick given the context. Totally accept this is subjective though, people everywhere use it, it just sits uneasily in my mind.
Hades "
I think the word fun is more acceptable than play. Playing is for five year olds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blank profiles |
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"Play
Do you want to play?
I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy
I’m not a fan of this either the use of the words ‘fun’ and ‘play’ make my mind think of words used in childhood and well… that just makes me feel sick given the context. Totally accept this is subjective though, people everywhere use it, it just sits uneasily in my mind.
Hades
I think the word fun is more acceptable than play. Playing is for five year olds "
I suppose it sounds less rude than I'd like to succle on your chesticles x |
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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago
South Glos |
Anything to do with ‘emptying’ or ‘draining’ of the balls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put “blah blah” in the title so I know you’ve read my profile "
I like to send the password along with… “send me the first paragraph of the third Harry Potter book to let me know you read my message before deleting it!” |
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By *omer47Man
over a year ago
leigh |
"Put “blah blah” in the title so I know you’ve read my profile "
Does anyone read them anyway?,99% of messages I received I know they haven't read my profile otherwise it would say so in the subject heading |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New to this. Will fill in later. But their pics are all years old |
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I can fuck the mrs and you can clean it up, or I can make you squirt or what you into … no point making profiles if they aren’t read haha |
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Disclaimers about a university in Australia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disclaimers about a university in Australia "
And the warnings that are longer than the profile!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Online, don't message not meeting anyone!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dadbod fucking irritates the fuck out of me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men, we will find you!
Is that a threat?! |
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“Genuine, honest down to earth guy”
Wow!! Really! Please come and fuck my wife in front of me immediately!!! |
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"Never had any complaints". Like, what?? You sending out an apres-fuck questionnaire or something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alan extravaganza |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
“Oooft you’re (or ‘your’) hot…” haha |
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Grown arse women being called girls... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With so many disliked phrases its no wonder we cant get girls to come over in their skimpy panties for a 24 hour lickathon play date where we can fuck for hours with my heavy load repeater Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you meet right now"- No I need half a day to decide what I'm going to wear!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ‘heavy cummer’ statements. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you meet right now"- No I need half a day to decide what I'm going to wear!!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grown arse women being called girls...
Girl boys. Men women. Ladies gentleman. It’s all the same to me. I say girl all the time, because you’re a girl.
How very dare you lol I worked had to become a woman. Being called a girl, to me is slightly patronising and a little creepy "
What about chic? . Dude …chic. Fella’ doll. I use the all these…. I’m alienation myself by each post I make here I am very aware
It’s all dependant who I talk to obviously but there is some truth that I use all these words with different people.
Am I creepy calling someone an attractive girl? I didn’t hear it like that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Hey” only in messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girl
Hun
Play
Naughty
To name a few |
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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago
Oswestry Shropshire |
"Play
Do you want to play?
I hate that. I know it's a word used a lot in the swinging world but it's just creepy "
Agreed. I find it very creepy too. And 'fun' why can't they say sex. Or is sex a taboo word on here. |
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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago
Oswestry Shropshire |
"'genuine'
'fun' we are adults we can say sex or even fucking, it is allowed."
Agreed x |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
Balls need draining/need sucking now
Wuu2
Can I ask you a question
U free
Mmmmmmm
Heavy cummer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Calling someone ‘babe, sexy, gorgeous when the recipient has no pictures! |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
'Where are the 'real men',
Looking for a 'real men'
Says the person wearing fake lashes, fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, fake boobs & so on.
I thought being born 'male made men real men'
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
Age is just a number. Usually from boys younger than my sons |
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'Discretion required', glad you told me about that first as I was about to put it all on Facebook and Instagram, with names and pictures. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hung
What on the end of a rope? Bit harsh! |
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*Can't travel
*Can't accommodate
Well that's a problem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know what I want - I’m here for my pleasure not yours!
Not selfish at all then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a straight man looking for men or tvs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Drop” us a message , no we’ll send you a message
We don’t bite , only if you’d want us to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“seeking black bedroom bully ”
More or a sensual lover.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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‘Straight’ then you read their cock sucking veris! |
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The day after we've had a meet/club or event. The ones that message to say they missed it. But could we message them next time. Ffs, it was advertised well in advance. Remebering to message them for the next one is not high on our priority list! Espically the ones we've never met! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face pic
Sucked two cocks today not appealing lady’s
No pictures
Thinking this is dating site it can be what you want it to be but it’s sex site
And guys I don’t want to see sausage
I have one of my own no need to see anymore
Ta
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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago
swansea |
When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead"
This right here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead
This right here "
This also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead"
This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When replying to threads in the forums just typing "This" or putting thumbs up after your post, braindead
This "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I don’t bite, unless you want me to”
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"After x years, I'm calling it a day on Fab" |
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Looking for a like minded woman
Can breath through my ears
Discretion is a must
Quality over quantity
Don't pass him by
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After a well constructed OP seeking genuine opinions as to why people do X or Y.
Someone writes "Because they can"
Possibly the most absurd waste of a post ever invented by humanity. |
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"mother nature.........
just keep it to yaself ffs"
Wow... Very mature |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No Travelodges. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BBC. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking to fuck my way through fab.
What are you doing then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not here for a pen pal..
Continues to message a profile that insists on good conversation first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, I just read on a thread about oral sex, where they said they had "feasted" but, yeah...thats going in the bin. |
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""After x years, I'm calling it a day on Fab" "
And then still being on here the following week as if nothing has happened. |
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How has no one mentioned the Sydney University thingy yet
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"How has no one mentioned the Sydney University thingy yet
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It was first mentioned 8 hours ago on this thread ! |
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"How has no one mentioned the Sydney University thingy yet
It was first mentioned 8 hours ago on this thread !"
My eyes must automatically filter it out lol |
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FabSwingers is public traded commodity or something like that as the exact words glaze me over…ZZZZZ |
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"I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.
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People thinking that, because I have posted on a thread, they can inbox me their filth |
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"FabSwingers is public traded commodity or something like that as the exact words glaze me over…ZZZZZ"
What about the ones that say "Facebook is a..." |
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"I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.
People thinking that, because I have posted on a thread, they can inbox me their filth "
Ah, awkward xx |
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Thos BDSM summaries are an epidemic here
Much lengthier than the profile
Does anyone really study the report and compare it to their own?
I don't want to know if you are 98% Rigger, etc. Just write in your own words, about yourself please |
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"It's a numbers game... No! It's an attraction game! If I don't fancy you enough to reply when there are 1000 of you... That's not going to change when there is just you... Sorry... I'm ok... I'm good... I'm going for a lie down now "
Omg oh yes. This x 1000 |
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Unicorn..... makes my foot itch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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‘Time to leave’ yet still here having become a gold site supporter 6 weeks later. It’s the ultimate ‘look at me’ status like on fb hoping everyone will message with ‘don’t go’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me & my fb have been looking for someone like you! |
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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago
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“A real woman!”
I’m sorry, what! .I didn’t realise we are made of plastic
“Deep and hard!”
It just gives me the ick and yeah generally us girls would like you to be hard soo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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U hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sydney University takes the cake for sure.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not into married men |
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By *ocusMan
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Chilled out/laid back/relaxed - I’ll say it again; you sound like David Brent.
But seriously why bother putting that? I know o one’s going to put “highly strung”,”massively anxious” or “flys off the handle easily” but come on…
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"I totally dislike when I see someone call another for the fact they dared to message them through the forum on this social media platform.
People thinking that, because I have posted on a thread, they can inbox me their filth "
Exactly! It's not unreasonable to ask people to keep it to the forum. |
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The Sydney Uni phrase
Will fill in later (when they've been here over a year)
Heavy cummer
Meet tonight?
Graphic descriptions of what they'll do to me as their first message |
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"And “cream pie”."
I hate that phrase |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"And “cream pie”.
I hate that phrase "
"We only play bear"
Does that mean that they're a Furry? Each to their own, but it's not my kink. |
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"Sydney University takes the cake for sure.
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And "facebook/fabswingers is a publicly traded entity...."
Or the UCC 1-800-867-5309 all rights reserved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Juicy"
Juicy cock
Juicy arse
Juicy cum
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
'If you can handle me'
'Be deep in you'
'Be dripping my heavy load'
Some if the regular delights
Oh and 'I'm a photographer' |
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"'If you can handle me'
'Be deep in you'
'Be dripping my heavy load'
Some if the regular delights
Oh and 'I'm a photographer'"
it’s funny how when you ask the so called professional photographer for his service he normally replies sorry mate only women or couples |
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