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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?all women should wear make up at all times
Flat shoes for women are banned
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!!"
Love the first
Couldn't work in he second
Laugh loudly at the third
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?"
I would have the world wear a really tight red latex basque,
I would have the world wear a pair of black patent thigh high boots with 9" heels,
I would have the world wear a spreader bar with ankle cuffs and be chained in a kneeling position on the floor of my dungeon, 
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Did I misunderstand the question again??   |
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?all women should wear make up at all times
Flat shoes for women are banned
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!!"
2nd 2 are fine, mmmmmmm marmite 
Im not wearing make up all the time tho, dont need it |
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?"
The 3 things I would do...
I'd be really fuck-off evil mean to anyone I don't like... payback is a bitch, but a very happy bitch.
Everyone would have a chip implanted so they punched themselves in the face 3 times every time they lied.
I might get a new car.
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
The 3 things I would do...
I'd be really fuck-off evil mean to anyone I don't like... payback is a bitch, but a very happy bitch.
Everyone would have a chip implanted so they punched themselves in the face 3 times every time they lied.
I might get a new car.
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Ahhhhhhh good plan, you could buy the car from the only car salesman that didn't have black eyes!!! |
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
The 3 things I would do...
I'd be really fuck-off evil mean to anyone I don't like... payback is a bitch, but a very happy bitch.
Everyone would have a chip implanted so they punched themselves in the face 3 times every time they lied.
I might get a new car.
Ahhhhhhh good plan, you could buy the car from the only car salesman that didn't have black eyes!!! "
Buy! ... Buy! ... You mean pay for it!... Buy!
I expect to be given it! (see: things I would do #1) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
The 3 things I would do...
I'd be really fuck-off evil mean to anyone I don't like... payback is a bitch, but a very happy bitch.
Everyone would have a chip implanted so they punched themselves in the face 3 times every time they lied.
I might get a new car.
Ahhhhhhh good plan, you could buy the car from the only car salesman that didn't have black eyes!!!
Buy! ... Buy! ... You mean pay for it!... Buy!
I expect to be given it! (see: things I would do #1)"
Sorry, of course, it was just the car salesman in me, I saw a potential sale and didnt really take into account the rest of the thread |
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?all women should wear make up at all times
Flat shoes for women are banned
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!!"
Mmm had a rethink
1 marmite and any mention of it would be a hanging offence
2 marmite lovers would have compulsory counselling
3 in the event of counselling not curing them they would be banished to the moon xx  |
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
all women should wear make up at all times - in the style of the Joker from Batman (Dark Knight)
Flat shoes for women are banned - in fact all shoes are banned for women... I'll own them all!
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!! - from the floor like the slave dogs you are! "
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
all women should wear make up at all times - in the style of the Joker from Batman (Dark Knight)
Flat shoes for women are banned - in fact all shoes are banned for women... I'll own them all!
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!! - from the floor like the slave dogs you are! "
I see someones angling for a spankin xx |
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
all women should wear make up at all times - in the style of the Joker from Batman (Dark Knight)
Flat shoes for women are banned - in fact all shoes are banned for women... I'll own them all!
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!! - from the floor like the slave dogs you are!
I see someones angling for a spankin xx "
I'f you're good I'll not make you lick the floor |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
all women should wear make up at all times - in the style of the Joker from Batman (Dark Knight)
Flat shoes for women are banned - in fact all shoes are banned for women... I'll own them all!
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!! - from the floor like the slave dogs you are!
I see someones angling for a spankin xx
I'f you're good I'll not make you lick the floor "
Mmmm promises promises xx |
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
all women should wear make up at all times - in the style of the Joker from Batman (Dark Knight)
Flat shoes for women are banned - in fact all shoes are banned for women... I'll own them all!
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!! - from the floor like the slave dogs you are!
I see someones angling for a spankin xx
I'f you're good I'll not make you lick the floor
Mmmm promises promises xx "
I'm a woman of my word... even without the anti-lie-face-puncher implant |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
no woman should wear make up at all times
Flat shoes for women are banned
EVERYONE WOULD EAT MARMITE!!!!!
Mmm had a rethink
1 marmite and any mention of it would be a hanging offence
2 marmite lovers would have compulsory counselling
3 in the event of counselling not curing them they would be banished to the moon xx "
Its easier just to ban marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Traffic wardens and car clampers would all have their cars clamped with a £5000 release fee.
Parasites like loan sharks, bailiffs and certain bankers would have all assets confiscated.
All government ministers who make outrageous expense claims would be forced to give a room to a homeless person.
I feel better now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"3 things you would do if you had world domination?
I would have the world wear a really tight red latex basque,
I would have the world wear a pair of black patent thigh high boots with 9" heels,
I would have the world wear a spreader bar with ankle cuffs and be chained in a kneeling position on the floor of my dungeon,
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Did I misunderstand the question again?? "
I with you on all but number three...now thats just not going to happen lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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make sure everyone had fair share of things in society
change the law so its a fair law
sentence all bitchy shallow self centred pretentious irritating annoying full of themselfs people to hard labour picking coal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Make people read the last 2 weeks of the forums before they post, so they don't start one that has just be done.
A disclaimer on joining, that you can't have what you want, when you want via FAB
An understanding that People don't have to reply/Meet/explain to others their though and reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make people read the last 2 weeks of the forums before they post, so they don't start one that has just be done.
A disclaimer on joining, that you can't have what you want, when you want via FAB
An understanding that People don't have to reply/Meet/explain to others their though and reason."
What 2playful said as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make people read the last 2 weeks of the forums before they post, so they don't start one that has just be done.
A disclaimer on joining, that you can't have what you want, when you want via FAB
An understanding that People don't have to reply/Meet/explain to others their though and reason.
What 2playful said as well "
Oh thank you kind couple |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"oooooooooooooooh all sexy men would drive black aston martins.......
Not a chance. I like my Mini too much :P"
you have a mini aston martin???? BOYS AND THEIR TOYS EH??? bet ya have a train set as well eh ???? lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oooooooooooooooh all sexy men would drive black aston martins......."
Mmmmm with you on that one, something about a black sports car (not very picky which one I have to say) yummy yum yum xxx |
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