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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Have tried to suck your own cock, and actually succeeded?

Feeling curious tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tried.. the only thing I succeeded with was almost purring my back out.

Some people can do it. If I could I’d never go out!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tried.. the only thing I succeeded with was almost purring my back out.

Some people can do it. If I could I’d never go out!! "

Purring?! I’ve got pussies on the brain!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I tried.. the only thing I succeeded with was almost purring my back out.

Some people can do it. If I could I’d never go out!!

Purring?! I’ve got pussies on the brain! "

Did your tongue reach the tip?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use to sort off

Could get my lips around the head just anuff to cum on my own mouth

But truth be told I prefer to suck other as people watch and join in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tried, failed - feel free to help

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

I wasn't supple enough when I was a teenager, I've no bloody chance now.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Use to sort off

Could get my lips around the head just anuff to cum on my own mouth

But truth be told I prefer to suck other as people watch and join in "

Girl after my own heart

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Tried and failed. I lack the flexibility and length

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Use to sort off

Could get my lips around the head just anuff to cum on my own mouth

But truth be told I prefer to suck other as people watch and join in

Girl after my own heart "

Thanks

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Have tried to suck your own cock, and actually succeeded?

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Not me. I don't suck seeds.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

No way I'm getting past this belly.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Have tried to suck your own cock, and actually succeeded?

Not me. I don't suck seeds."

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"No way I'm getting past this belly. "

What belly! You’re an Adonis!

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"Have tried to suck your own cock, and actually succeeded?

Feeling curious tonight "

Tried but was about 2 feet away I’ll show you soon

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I may have tried as a teenager - I didn’t reach.

If I did I probably wouldn’t have gone out much

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never tried it but I don't think my lower lumbar region or rubs would allow it

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

I can recommend using a short (or long, for the less fortunate) piece of hosepipe to overcome your shortcomings.

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Managed it in my early teens. But it wasn’t the sensation I hoped for. It’s not worth the effort in my opinion.

Gbat

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By *jekimMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Haha I'm definitely not big or flexible enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not yet but starting to work on my flexibility here so maybe I might be able to reach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managed it in my early teens. But it wasn’t the sensation I hoped for. It’s not worth the effort in my opinion.

Gbat"

I've heard it feels more like giving a blowjob than receiving one. Any truth in this?

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By * U mineMan  over a year ago

Fun

I have a giraffe's neck which means like a giraffe I have to spread my legs wide to drink.

It's a bastard in Starbucks.

Oh no never.

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By *neoclockgunMan  over a year ago

London

When I was younger, I used to be able to get the head in my own mouth, but it wasn’t really possible to do much with it…

Definitely can’t do it now!

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"I've heard it feels more like giving a blowjob than receiving one. Any truth in this?"

Well I was about 14 or 15 so at that time I had neither given nor received a BJ, other than youthful experimentation with others my age

I managed it by lying flat on the bed, then bringing my legs WAAAY over my head like a Chinese State Circus acrobat. My cock is quite long so I could get the whole head in my mouth. But it was “meh!” Not worth the effort.

I don’t remember it being like giving someone else a BJ as I was in such an unusual shape. On the same tack, it didn’t feel like someone else sucking me as it was patently not and was only a part of my cock.

Stick to wanking if you’re by yourself! That’s my advice.

Gbat

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By *haneportsMan  over a year ago

portsmouth


"Managed it in my early teens. But it wasn’t the sensation I hoped for. It’s not worth the effort in my opinion.

Gbat"

It’s a bit like tickling yourself.Not much effect.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Yes, and I sucked my plums as well

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales

I can’t even tie my shoe laces without pulling a hamstring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My belly gets in the way

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By *orwegian BlueMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I think this thread deserves a poem..

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who's dick was so long, he could suck it..

He said with a grin,

while wiping his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have tried to suck your own cock, and actually succeeded?

Feeling curious tonight "

I actually did manage this when I was a teenager..it's pretty sad though. I basically did like the yoga position and after like an hour my body eventually curled enough that I could just get the tip in haha. By back was fucked after though. Certainly couldn't do it now xD

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"It’s a bit like tickling yourself. Not much effect. "

Exactly! That's the phrase I was looking for! Ta.

Gbat

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

No point

1: Gut is in the way

2:Cock not big enough

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Yoga proves how much flexibility you can gain, by practicing. I'm happy to help the right guys out in my naked yoga classes. Though I may get distracted, teaching you how a good sucking feels

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By *melia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Have tried to suck your own cock, and actually succeeded?

Feeling curious tonight "

In my teens, yes.. flexible, sucked the tip came in my mouth.. wondered what it tasted like.. curiosity..

Gave a huge insight to what a woman feels when she goes down on a man..

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By *ndyman76Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Just about managed to lick the tip of my cock and that’s it. Huge amount of effort for no gain.

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Never tried and never will

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Ive messaged you lmao x

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I can almost reach one tenth of the way.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I wouldn't even bother trying, I'd end up with a bad back and getting nowhere near and there's really no point in doing it myself when I could just have someone else do it and not be in pain

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By *ptgadgetMan  over a year ago

Colorado Springs

I tried when younger, but could only put my tongue on the tip. Nothing further.

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By *ill1966Man  over a year ago

Swindon

Would need a few ribs removed

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

Tried when I was a teen.

No luck.

Realised I need someone to do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do not confirm or deny that I may have once tried this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can lick the tip

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Any bloke that says they haven't isn't telling the truth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would laugh my arse off if hubby tried it. He’d probably be laid up for a week

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Good morning to an A&E department full of men with bad backs

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Ok, how many of you tried last night?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not last night. But have tried and failed a few times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, how many of you tried last night? "
mad as a box of frogs sucking there own cocks

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Ok, how many of you tried last night? "

No! I 'know' I can't suck my cock. Can you though?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

I can self suck if I spend time stretching : warming up my spine. Obviously getting older it becomes harder.

I was able to deepthroat myself but prob now just the helmet .. it wrecks your spine though and it looks cooler than it feels it

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I can self suck if I spend time stretching : warming up my spine. Obviously getting older it becomes harder.

I was able to deepthroat myself but prob now just the helmet .. it wrecks your spine though and it looks cooler than it feels it

"

Oh yes I have seen this !

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple  over a year ago

on the move

Immediately made us think of the clerks and Bill Hicks routines about this

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester


"I can self suck if I spend time stretching : warming up my spine. Obviously getting older it becomes harder.

I was able to deepthroat myself but prob now just the helmet .. it wrecks your spine though and it looks cooler than it feels it

Oh yes I have seen this ! "

I have replaced self sucking with practising to self fuck instead it’s a grind with progress though but reckon I’ll crack it in a few months fully

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I can self suck if I spend time stretching : warming up my spine. Obviously getting older it becomes harder.

I was able to deepthroat myself but prob now just the helmet .. it wrecks your spine though and it looks cooler than it feels it

Oh yes I have seen this !

I have replaced self sucking with practising to self fuck instead it’s a grind with progress though but reckon I’ll crack it in a few months fully "

My poor mind right now

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester


"I can self suck if I spend time stretching : warming up my spine. Obviously getting older it becomes harder.

I was able to deepthroat myself but prob now just the helmet .. it wrecks your spine though and it looks cooler than it feels it

Oh yes I have seen this !

I have replaced self sucking with practising to self fuck instead it’s a grind with progress though but reckon I’ll crack it in a few months fully

My poor mind right now "

Ha I am quite flexible below. Plus it looks entertaining , With self sucking I used to get fucked while sucking my own cock with a female half of a couple. Tip to my younger self save your back and dont do it

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By *enn2Man  over a year ago

sutton coldfield

Is that a new yoga move

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester


"Is that a new yoga move "

Yeah I call it the toad in the hole move

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I can self suck if I spend time stretching : warming up my spine. Obviously getting older it becomes harder.

I was able to deepthroat myself but prob now just the helmet .. it wrecks your spine though and it looks cooler than it feels it

Oh yes I have seen this !

I have replaced self sucking with practising to self fuck instead it’s a grind with progress though but reckon I’ll crack it in a few months fully "

I feel a Rocky training montage coming on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can self suck if I spend time stretching : warming up my spine. Obviously getting older it becomes harder.

I was able to deepthroat myself but prob now just the helmet .. it wrecks your spine though and it looks cooler than it feels it

"

we need some photos of this amazing feet on your profile

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Is that a new yoga move

Yeah I call it the toad in the hole move "

Will you stop putting thoughts and images into my head!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I think you should all give yourselves a break and let someone else do it for you

But if I had a Willy, I would 100% be trying every position possible to have a suck!

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"I think you should all give yourselves a break and let someone else do it for you

But if I had a Willy, I would 100% be trying every position possible to have a suck! "

Oh, go on then! If you insist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I haven’t tried but I know my gut would stop me succeeding. I did have a friend who used to bend down and bite his pants in the penis region as a party trick. I guarantee he used to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish I had a cock now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes yes did so though some years ago now, managed to suck myself off, got to taste my own cum

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"I wish I had a cock now."

Can you not lick yourself?

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By *itygamesMan  over a year ago

UK

i wouldnt even try , why would ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No animals were harmed

But many peoples backs were broken in the creating of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish I had a cock now.

Can you not lick yourself? "

I wouldn't inflict that on myself.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I got that close once I could feel the heat off it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got that close once I could feel the heat off it "

You can get cream for that.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Never had that need myself, although offers from ladies would be acceptable x

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"I got that close once I could feel the heat off it

You can get cream for that."

Do you put it on your face?

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By *ichtea284Man  over a year ago

Beccles

I managed to do it when I was a lot younger and more supple. Not sure why I tried. Teenage hormones probably

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Managed to get as far as the head in my younger days. All rather underwhelming.

The central logistical problem is you are effectively sucking from behind when what you really want is the tongue working the frenulum from the front.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

If I could I would probably be a star on a monitor somewhere.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every man in the world has tried

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I think you should all give yourselves a break and let someone else do it for you

But if I had a Willy, I would 100% be trying every position possible to have a suck!

Oh, go on then! If you insist "

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

What a stupid question... of course I have

LvM

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"What a stupid question... of course I have

LvM"

Matterhorn, the question was have you succeeded? If so Pics or it never happened!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"What a stupid question... of course I have

LvM

Matterhorn, the question was have you succeeded? If so Pics or it never happened! "

With my average appendage, and the flexibility of a breeze block? No I did not

LvM

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By *damk4511Man  over a year ago

hatfield

Wanna help me

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