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would you believe the excuses
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a meet last night. He told me he could fuck for ages etc etc. Well lets just say his idea of ages seemed to be very different to mine. I'm talking 2 mins before he cum. He then told me it was my fault because I was very tight and very confident in bed!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shame on you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haha I guess that an underhanded compliment lol  |
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Ok, disappointing sex aside, why do some guys think we'll be dripping if they boast about how long they can go?
I get numb and bored after an hour. Multiple sessions in one night is fine but I hate sex that goes on and on!
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"haha I guess that an underhanded compliment lol "
I suppose but disappointing nonetheless. However in his defence, he made me cum with his fingers a few times but I want the whole package. Am I being unfair? Just dont like men who make themselves to be porn stars when they are not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not that I want a porn star, just no boasting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shame on you for being tight and good at what you do.... Obviously he not experienced that befitted bless him.... Think he needs lessons in self control  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not that I want a porn star, just no boasting"
Hmmmm... the word 'Overcompensating' comes to mind..... in regard to his claim in advance...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shame on you "
lol I know what was she thinking. I've had that happen a few times. lol you just have to tempt them into round two.
Cali |
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"I Just dont like men who make themselves out to be porn stars when they are not"
You often find that men who feel the need to boast are boasting because they're insecure for a REASON.
We won't meet guys like that, not just because we know they'll disappoint but also because they tend to be arrogant.
But yeah, we do still expect more than 2 minutes, lol. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2mins.......... Lucky bugger, how I wish I could last that long |
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I say I can have sex for 2 hours ...... 118 minutes of foreplay and 2 minutes shagging  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say I can have sex for 2 hours ...... 118 minutes of foreplay and 2 minutes shagging "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say I can have sex for 2 hours ...... 118 minutes of foreplay and 2 minutes shagging "
My ex and I used to do Jewish Foreplay.
40 minutes of begging...
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Well I have been begging for the last 32 years of marriage |
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I met a guy once at a gang bang, i put my hand on his wrist and he made a wailing noise i thought id broken his wrist but no he had cum. THink thats my worst/best ever. Oh and two guys out doggin they both came before the condom was on |
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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Dyserth, North Wales |
"Had a meet last night. He told me he could fuck for ages etc etc. Well lets just say his idea of ages seemed to be very different to mine. I'm talking 2 mins before he cum. He then told me it was my fault because I was very tight and very confident in bed!!"
Since them pesky women were allowed to vote they have gotten too big for their boots lol
I warn guys I'm tight and yet this still doesn't prepare them lol
Angel xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha all this is well funny.. Lol
I always say I fuck like a dog on heat for 2-10mins then hi 5 all round ...lol |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Cant wait to read the verification... .. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha all this is well funny.. Lol
I always say I fuck like a dog on heat for 2-10mins then hi 5 all round ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant wait to read the verification... ...."
If I could be bothered to write one, it would only take me a minute!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant wait to read the verification... ....
If I could be bothered to write one, it would only take me a minute!!"
That long...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant wait to read the verification... ....
If I could be bothered to write one, it would only take me a minute!!"
Cut and paste............ 10 seconds! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant wait to read the verification... ....
If I could be bothered to write one, it would only take me a minute!!
Cut and paste............ 10 seconds! "
Actually the funny thing is, as I was leaving, he asked not to write anything!! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
My girlfriend calls me her sixty second lover,... I wonder if i know any of the other 61... |
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"2mins.......... Lucky bugger, how I wish I could last that long "
Oh swingle!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't you just hate these women who are tight and confident in bed?
... No, me neither lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancy doing that to him.....tut!  |
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"haha I guess that an underhanded compliment lol
I suppose but disappointing nonetheless. However in his defence, he made me cum with his fingers a few times but I want the whole package. Am I being unfair? Just dont like men who make themselves to be porn stars when they are not "
He didnt recover quick either then,?? crikey thats not on at all. He could at least manage to cum twice in a session  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
[Removed by poster at 03/11/12 15:13:19] |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Two mins? You lucky sod! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes it all very funny unless its actually you that the OP is talking about
I feel quite sorry for him really,meeting up with someone and then having the finer details talked about in the forum
Lets hope he chooses someone to play with that shows a little discretion for his next meet
Im closing this as its about another member and I don't feel its fair on him
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