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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I am looking to Arrange the first annual we love wonko fan club agm at a venue somewhere in the country.

I am looking for catering staff to serve tea and biscuits (French maid outfits are required for all catering staff members) and security staff to conduct mandatory strip searches on all attendees to prevent vile orange flavoured cakes being smuggled in

Please feel free to apply within the thread or register your interest in attending

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Can I apply to be a French maid, but with hourly naked inspections from security?

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

As long as jaffa cakes are allowed in the catering ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

As long as jaffa cakes are allowed in the catering ... "

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I apply to be a French maid, but with hourly naked inspections from security? "

Would you get any work done?

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

As long as jaffa cakes are allowed in the catering ...

No"

Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am looking to Arrange the first annual we love wonko fan club agm at a venue somewhere in the country.

I am looking for catering staff to serve tea and Jaffa cakes (French maid outfits are required for all catering staff members) and security staff to conduct mandatory strip searches on all attendees to prevent vile orange flavoured cakes being smuggled in

Please feel free to apply within the thread or register your interest in attending "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll do your security. I’ll be like one of those Drugs sniffer dogs, but with Jaffas on my hit list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

As long as jaffa cakes are allowed in the catering ...

No

Spoil sport "

Yup

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Can I be a beggar on the door, annoying the guests and generally making a tit of myself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I be a beggar on the door, annoying the guests and generally making a tit of myself?"

Why not

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By *anilla switchWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire

I do happen to have a maids outfit

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I be a beggar on the door, annoying the guests and generally making a tit of myself?

Why not "

Excellent!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

Secretary?

Please

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I am looking to Arrange the first annual we love wonko fan club agm at the jaffa cake factory.

I am looking for catering staff to serve tea and Jaffa cakes (French maid outfits are required for all catering staff members) and security staff to conduct mandatory strip searches on all attendees to prevent fake imposter orange flavoured cakes being smuggled in

Please feel free to apply within the thread or register your interest in attending "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I be banned in advance please Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I be banned in advance please Wonko?"

And your reason for it is?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I be banned in advance please Wonko?

And your reason for it is? "

I'd make small talk with you which you would find hideous.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I am looking to Arrange the first annual we love wonko fan club agm at a venue somewhere in the country.

I am looking for catering staff to serve tea and biscuits (French maid outfits are required for all catering staff members) and security staff to conduct mandatory strip searches on all attendees to prevent vile orange flavoured cakes being smuggled in

Please feel free to apply within the thread or register your interest in attending "

Happy to help with the Catering..

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Naked bar staff here.

Should prevent anyone asking for anything from the lowest shelf....

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