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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys "
Only a fool doesnt moisturize their meat & two veg  . Yes my friend i do, i did it after being in the jucuzzi too long and feeling itchy.... ive never looked back! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes but FH, it’s creaming. I cream my entire body.
Though face is obvs different cream.  "
I thought this would be the case, it does seem odd to leave them out. I actually use the same cream all over though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes but FH, it’s creaming. I cream my entire body.
Though face is obvs different cream.
I thought this would be the case, it does seem odd to leave them out. I actually use the same cream all over though "
I’m going to teach you how to live  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what if you accidentally use chocolate spread instead of moisturiser? What would you do then? 
Roll them in chopped nuts and pretend they're forrero rochers."
Don't do this everyone bites into them to get to the creamy centre. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys
Only a fool doesnt moisturize their meat & two veg . Yes my friend i do, i did it after being in the jucuzzi too long and feeling itchy.... ive never looked back! "
I do feel a fool now, but if they help with itchy balls, then I'll have to start going it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here first to request - nay, demand - a moisturising your dick and balls video.
Oh my goodness. Video challenge right here!  "
While that would be a fun video, I don't think anyone needs to see that  |
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"But what if you accidentally use chocolate spread instead of moisturiser? What would you do then?
Roll them in chopped nuts and pretend they're forrero rochers.
Don't do this everyone bites into them to get to the creamy centre."
Hahaha stop |
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"Here first to request - nay, demand - a moisturising your dick and balls video.
Oh my goodness. Video challenge right here!
While that would be a fun video, I don't think anyone needs to see that "
You reckon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coconut oil is great. But I just live a very healthy and non toxic lifestyle and find I don't need to moisturize hardly ever. Work from the inside out. No smoking no alcohol for a start. Atrocious for the skin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes just use one with no fragrance or alcohol in it.
Interesting, is that the same for the rest of your body too?"
Yes as they can dry out your skin and irrate it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes but FH, it’s creaming. I cream my entire body.
Though face is obvs different cream.
I thought this would be the case, it does seem odd to leave them out. I actually use the same cream all over though
I’m going to teach you how to live "
As long as you don't take the hands on approach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you moisturise your penis think of it as a little wank, without the happy ending. "
^ things you can do in 21 seconds: wank whilst creaming your willy |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"When you moisturise your penis think of it as a little wank, without the happy ending.
^ things you can do in 21 seconds: wank whilst creaming your willy"
I like to 2-hand-wank a cock with cocoa butter moisturiser. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've met many men who have better skin care regimes than me.
Some have shelves of products, including eye cream."
I definitely have a few things, mostly the exfoliant to clear the pores on my face though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coconut oil is great. But I just live a very healthy and non toxic lifestyle and find I don't need to moisturize hardly ever. Work from the inside out. No smoking no alcohol for a start. Atrocious for the skin. "
I don't drink or smoke, I just have naturally dry and ashy skin and need to moisturise to prevent me scratching my dead skin cells into the air |
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"But what if you accidentally use chocolate spread instead of moisturiser? What would you do then?
Roll them in chopped nuts and pretend they're forrero rochers.
Don't do this everyone bites into them to get to the creamy centre."
To be honest I was more concerned about a dog coming along and licking it off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what if you accidentally use chocolate spread instead of moisturiser? What would you do then?
Roll them in chopped nuts and pretend they're forrero rochers.
Don't do this everyone bites into them to get to the creamy centre.
To be honest I was more concerned about a dog coming along and licking it off "
No chocolates bad for dogs, he could just use some pedigree chum for that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But what if you accidentally use chocolate spread instead of moisturiser? What would you do then?
Roll them in chopped nuts and pretend they're forrero rochers.
Don't do this everyone bites into them to get to the creamy centre.
To be honest I was more concerned about a dog coming along and licking it off
No chocolates bad for dogs, he could just use some pedigree chum for that."
Damn, guess I need some Pedigree Chum... Oh and a dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys
Only a fool doesnt moisturize their meat & two veg . Yes my friend i do, i did it after being in the jucuzzi too long and feeling itchy.... ive never looked back!
I do feel a fool now, but if they help with itchy balls, then I'll have to start going it! "
Bodyshop do some decent ones and derby bodyshop staff are very helpfull. I use their coconut butter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh? Is this a thing? Is my dick dry? If I use olay will the wrinkles disappear from my balls? So many questions. "
That's what I thought! I've never looked at my dick and thought "he's looking a bit grey and sad" |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've met many men who have better skin care regimes than me.
Some have shelves of products, including eye cream.
I definitely have a few things, mostly the exfoliant to clear the pores on my face though "
Some were Royal Marines or ex RM who probably had a lot of wear and tear to their skin over the years.
Was funny laying in bed with an RM talking about eye cream.
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys
Only a fool doesnt moisturize their meat & two veg . Yes my friend i do, i did it after being in the jucuzzi too long and feeling itchy.... ive never looked back!
I do feel a fool now, but if they help with itchy balls, then I'll have to start going it!
Bodyshop do some decent ones and derby bodyshop staff are very helpfull. I use their coconut butter "
I use theirs. Pop over if you run out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh? Is this a thing? Is my dick dry? If I use olay will the wrinkles disappear from my balls? So many questions.
That's what I thought! I've never looked at my dick and thought "he's looking a bit grey and sad" "
Let’s invent a cock and ball peel off mask. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But what if you accidentally use chocolate spread instead of moisturiser? What would you do then?
Roll them in chopped nuts and pretend they're forrero rochers.
Don't do this everyone bites into them to get to the creamy centre.
To be honest I was more concerned about a dog coming along and licking it off
No chocolates bad for dogs, he could just use some pedigree chum for that.
Damn, guess I need some Pedigree Chum... Oh and a dog"
Lol
Shea butter and coconut oil are two great ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys
Only a fool doesnt moisturize their meat & two veg . Yes my friend i do, i did it after being in the jucuzzi too long and feeling itchy.... ive never looked back!
I do feel a fool now, but if they help with itchy balls, then I'll have to start going it!
Bodyshop do some decent ones and derby bodyshop staff are very helpfull. I use their coconut butter
I use theirs. Pop over if you run out "
... i seem to have just ran out |
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys
Only a fool doesnt moisturize their meat & two veg . Yes my friend i do, i did it after being in the jucuzzi too long and feeling itchy.... ive never looked back!
I do feel a fool now, but if they help with itchy balls, then I'll have to start going it!
Bodyshop do some decent ones and derby bodyshop staff are very helpfull. I use their coconut butter
I use theirs. Pop over if you run out
... i seem to have just ran out "
oh goodie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should we do a thread for the men that don’t moisturise
If they don't moisturise it, what *do* they do with their cock?  "
Probably what they do with the rest of their body.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I go what you need op!
Crop reviver, ball toner and ball deodorant.
Her: You smell great, what is it?
Me: deez nuts
Her: for real?
Me : for real for real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should we do a thread for the men that don’t moisturise
Nah, it'd surely just be an empty thread?"
Because everyone moisturises? Or because nobody would admit that they don’t moisturise? |
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I moisturise my whole body including my dick but not my balls. It’s just nice having healthy and soft skin everywhere. I’ve never moisturised my balls because I’m not sure it would make much difference but maybe I’m wrong… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys "
Not done my face for quite a while, but if the undercarriage gets a full-on shave it also gets treated to hearty dollop of E45 afterwards. |
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"Should we do a thread for the men that don’t moisturise
Nah, it'd surely just be an empty thread?
Because everyone moisturises? Or because nobody would admit that they don’t moisturise? "
I had only thought of the former, but it has to be both. Can you imagine being brave enough to admit that you don't moisturise?!? |
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It's actually the only place I do moisturise when I've spent the day in sun. After all its not something that see's the sun so much. Oh and my hands get moisturised a fair bit when I've been busy with my hands.
However My Girl moisturises her whole body every day and she feels amazing. So it does make me wonder as I get older if I should look after all my skin better. |
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"Firstly, good on you looking after your skin and keep it all smooth and that!
Secondly, do you also moisturiser your dick and balls? I normally don't but thinking I should in order to gain the full experience. Keep it civil guys "
I do when I have shaved both my face and down below. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, I don’t moisturise, never have, never will. Must be a generational thing as I’ve been brought up that blokes don’t make a fuss over their appearance |
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