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over a year ago
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Let's have your best lines
There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The was a Man called Mcvitie
Who played for Birmingham City
He scored 90 goals
All with his nose
And now it's flat what a pity
(Obviously the 90 goals is false!  )"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On top of mount Smokey all covered in grass
Sits a bald headed eagle scratching his……
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There was a young fellow called Skinner, a sinner
who took a young lady to dinner, a beginner
at a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine
at a quarter to ten it was in 'er
the dinner, not Skinner, he was in'er before dinner, the sinner!
Lots of laughs so everybody tried to remember this one. Later on, the local d*unk went back to the original teller and said "Tell me if I've got this right" (slurred voice)
There was a young fellow called ...(pause) Tucker
who took a young lady to.....supper
at a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine
... by a quarter to ten it was up'er
the supper... not Tucker...
Some fucker called ......Skinner!
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