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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Saw this on Facebook, not really sure if this is real or not, either way it did cause me a giggle but perhaps those who calorie count can let us know
Removing her clothes:-
With her consent 12 calories
Without her consent 187 calories
Opening her bra:-
With both hands 8 calories
With one hand 12 calories
With your teeth 85 calories
Putting on a condom:-
With an erection 6 calories
Without and erection 315 calories
Preliminaries:-
Trying to find the clitoris 8 calories
Trying to find the g-spot 92 calories
Positions:-
Missionary 12 calories
69 lying down 78 calories
69 standing 112 calories
Wheelbarrow 216 calories
Doggy Style 326 calories
Italien chandelier 912 calories
Orgasmic:-
Real 112 calories
False 315 calories
Post orgasm:-
Lying in bed hugging 18 calories
Getting up immediately 36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 calories
Getting dressed afterwards:-
Calmly 32 calories
In a hurry 98 calories
With her father knocking at the door
1218 calories
With the wife knocking at the door
3521 calories
And just the all the men out there 
Getting a second erection if you are:-
20 - 29 years old 36 calories
30 - 39 years old 80 calories
40 - 49 years old 124 calories
50 - 59 years old 972 calories
60 - 69 years old 2916 calories
70 and over Results are still pending
Sharing calorie usage this way has got to be so much more fun than a session at the gym  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw this on Facebook, not really sure if this is real or not, either way it did cause me a giggle but perhaps those who calorie count can let us know
Removing her clothes:-
With her consent 12 calories
Without her consent 187 calories
Opening her bra:-
With both hands 8 calories
With one hand 12 calories
With your teeth 85 calories
Putting on a condom:-
With an erection 6 calories
Without and erection 315 calories
Preliminaries:-
Trying to find the clitoris 8 calories
Trying to find the g-spot 92 calories
Positions:-
Missionary 12 calories
69 lying down 78 calories
69 standing 112 calories
Wheelbarrow 216 calories
Doggy Style 326 calories
Italien chandelier 912 calories
Orgasmic:-
Real 112 calories
False 315 calories
Post orgasm:-
Lying in bed hugging 18 calories
Getting up immediately 36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 calories
Getting dressed afterwards:-
Calmly 32 calories
In a hurry 98 calories
With her father knocking at the door
1218 calories
With the wife knocking at the door
3521 calories
And just the all the men out there
Getting a second erection if you are:-
20 - 29 years old 36 calories
30 - 39 years old 80 calories
40 - 49 years old 124 calories
50 - 59 years old 972 calories
60 - 69 years old 2916 calories
70 and over Results are still pending
Sharing calorie usage this way has got to be so much more fun than a session at the gym "
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