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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My Nan is going to the bingo with Geoff from number 18, I don’t know what she sees in himself, although he does drive a top of the range Ford Mondeo.

Anyway, whilst she’s out I’m going to be playing my records as loud as I like, and I don’t care about the lecky bill, the hot tub is going on.

Anybody coming round, just don’t drink her Carlsberg Special Brew.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

What if your Nan forgets her dabber and pops back unexpectedly ?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What if your Nan forgets her dabber and pops back unexpectedly ?"

Whoa. Nan never forgets her dabber. Her bingo bag is always packed ready to go on the coat hangers by the front door.

3x dabbers red, blue and green, 2 packs of paper tissues, her reading glasses x2.5 magnification and a vodka miniature.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm good ta. Besides, I unfortunately have work to do

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm good ta. Besides, I unfortunately have work to do "

Never mind. We’ll stream it live.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel? "

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

How long is Nana out for?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can i come round when Nana gets back?

little old nanas are the cutest Px

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"How long is Nana out for?

"

Well I’ve let the tyres down on Geoff’s Mondeo so could be a while. Besides he’ll probably take her back to his, the mucky bugger.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"can i come round when Nana gets back?

little old nanas are the cutest Px "

Sure, that’ll be great, that way I can watch the football.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round. "

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay "

I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will bring some white lightening cider!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay "

Do you prefer the 12 inch version.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay

I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit "

I want to get her out of it.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay

I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit "

Thats because you're a pervert Nora

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Will bring some white lightening cider!"

Magic.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay

Do you prefer the 12 inch version. "

Yes please

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay

I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit

I want to get her out of it. "

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay

I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit

I want to get her out of it.

"

And then we’ll put it on Nora, and take it off again. Obvs.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do you mind if I just jump in the hottub naked? Can I sit on the bubbles?

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Do you think your Nan and Geoff would like me to join them in the back of the Mondeo for a threesome ?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do you mind if I just jump in the hottub naked? Can I sit on the bubbles? "

As long as you’re not producing the bubbles.

Naked is the dress code.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I come?

Will I need a swimsuit and a towel?

Oh no, no swimsuit needed, although you can borrow nan’s if you wish.

Are you bringing any records round.

I went with an R&B number;

I wanna sex you up by Color Me Badd

Hope that's okay

I wanna see you in fiddle’s nan’s swimsuit

Thats because you're a pervert Nora "

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do you think your Nan and Geoff would like me to join them in the back of the Mondeo for a threesome ? "

I’m not so sure Geoff is up for that, he’s got a bad back.

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

I will bring the nibbles

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Question Fiddles. Did your nan clean up after she used the hottub with Geoff? Not sure I want to sit in a pile of half sucked Worthers Originals, forgotten dentures and used condoms

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I will bring the nibbles"

I’d like to nibble on those.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Question Fiddles. Did your nan clean up after she used the hottub with Geoff? Not sure I want to sit in a pile of half sucked Worthers Originals, forgotten dentures and used condoms "

It’s ok, they always go in the shed for shenanigans and she prefers mint imperials.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I nap in her bed just, not so long home from finishing nights. I'll make it as it was beforehand.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

En route! Got my Let’s have a party LP by Russ Abbot and Night Movers by various artists

They’re both shit so it won’t matter if they get warped or scratched!

Verruca socks on ready

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I nap in her bed just, not so long home from finishing nights. I'll make it as it was beforehand."

Absolutely although be careful with the patchwork quilt.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"En route! Got my Let’s have a party LP by Russ Abbot and Night Movers by various artists

They’re both shit so it won’t matter if they get warped or scratched!

Verruca socks on ready "

I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

Is verruca socks a euphemism.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"En route! Got my Let’s have a party LP by Russ Abbot and Night Movers by various artists

They’re both shit so it won’t matter if they get warped or scratched!

Verruca socks on ready

I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

Is verruca socks a euphemism. "

That’s the best song on the album (what a great Christmas that was )

No, I’m wearing only verruca socks !!!

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

If it's the Geoff I'm thinking of, tell your nan to get a blacklight on that Ford Mondeo, Fidds.

...Fuckin' Geoff, man.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"En route! Got my Let’s have a party LP by Russ Abbot and Night Movers by various artists

They’re both shit so it won’t matter if they get warped or scratched!

Verruca socks on ready

I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

Is verruca socks a euphemism.

That’s the best song on the album (what a great Christmas that was )

No, I’m wearing only verruca socks !!! "

I won’t be looking at your socks that’s for sure.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If it's the Geoff I'm thinking of, tell your nan to get a blacklight on that Ford Mondeo, Fidds.

...Fuckin' Geoff, man. "

Nobody likes him down the bowling club.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got a spare bed op? I'll let you watch

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Got a spare bed op? I'll let you watch"

You have a nap by all means.

I’m in the hot tub.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Shit!!!!!

She’s back early, quick tidy up.

Hello French Polishers? It’s possible you could save my life.

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