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over a year ago
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"There is a mad welsh bloke talking to himself 
thought we all did that
oopps"
Ello gorgeous, you got him back in that little box yet?
No mad welsh bloke on here....funny as fuck he is tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a mad welsh bloke talking to himself
thought we all did that
oopps
Ello gorgeous, you got him back in that little box yet?
No mad welsh bloke on here....funny as fuck he is tho "
hi hun yes got him in the box how are you finally got on here lol xx |
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL"
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows his teeth, and the predator realises that perhaps what looked like an easy meal, is in fact, likely to make a meal of her, and she retreats.  |
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows his false teeth, and the predator realises that perhaps what looked like an easy meal, is in fact, a dodgy saturday night kebab, and she retreats with her hips swaggering in a sexy fashion admiring her manicured nails. "
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows his teeth, and the predator realises that perhaps to save face, she should make a depreciating comment and retreat with her hips swaggering in a sexy fashion and her tail between her legs.
Very perceptive"
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows he has no teeth, and the predator realises that perhaps to save him further humiliation, she should make a depreciating yet witty comment and retreat with her hips swaggering in a sexy fashion and her tail swishing in the air
Very perceptive"
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows his teeth, and the predator realises that perhaps to save him the effort of another witty put down, she should make yet another depreciating comment to hide the fact that she has the hots for him and retreat with her hips swaggering in a sexy fashion and her tail swishing in the air, which is well known body language for "take me, big boy!"
Very perceptive"
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows his gums and waves his little willy madly, and the predator realises that perhaps life in a convent isnt that bad lol
Very perceptive"
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows his guns and waves at little willy madly, and the predator realises that perhaps life with a midget called William isnt that bad lol
Very perceptive"
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"Stop stalking me its my job to do the stalking grrrrrr LOL
(sound of David Attenborough narrating) And now, the hunter becomes the hunted, the prey turns and shows his pea shooters and waves at little willy madly, and the predator realises that perhaps life with a midget called William isnt that bad lol
Come back William all is forgiven"
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