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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

I would. Nothing overly regular just every now and again we mate, get it over and done with then go and have a flask of tea whilst we feed the ducks.

If this sounds like you then say you’re in and hopefully you’ll find some raunchy stuff willing to give you a go.

Love and Peace

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll have one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things "

you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll have one "

Hopefully your mate for life will appear on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

you "

like you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things "

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll have one

Hopefully your mate for life will appear on here "

Hang on you didn’t mention anything about for life!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

You keep turning me down

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

you like you "

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester

Need to get my specs on thought it said fat bird x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month "

Are only 6 inches available?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll have one

Hopefully your mate for life will appear on here

Hang on you didn’t mention anything about for life!"

Sorry, auto correct changed it from 2hrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month "

il consider it but jot sure if its worth that risk im kind of adorable you know

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You keep turning me down "

There’s no ducks round your way

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Need to get my specs on thought it said fat bird x"

This is an inclusive post and it’s for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?"

corse not they get an arm up to the elbow too

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?"

Yes, if you put more in a bird she starts getting all ‘clingy’

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month il consider it but jot sure if its worth that risk im kind of adorable you know "

I’d suggest looking for a bird that likes it every 2 months in your case then

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I have the male equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month il consider it but jot sure if its worth that risk im kind of adorable you know

I’d suggest looking for a bird that likes it every 2 months in your case then "

maybe

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I have the male equivalent "

Show off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?

Yes, if you put more in a bird she starts getting all ‘clingy’ "

Heck. Perhaps we should only go for shorter one?

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?"

Might be 6 inches of girth?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?

Might be 6 inches of girth?!"

True

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Sounds ideal to me. Can we go on the boats too?

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

I already have a few……

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am down only if you share me 1st a week with friends

And also at least 1 random a week

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito

Is there sandwiches with this tea? If so then I’m game

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?

Yes, if you put more in a bird she starts getting all ‘clingy’

Heck. Perhaps we should only go for shorter one?"

4” will keep your mithering down a bit

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Got the single version but a couple to alternate with would be good. ( greedy I know)

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?

Might be 6 inches of girth?!"

But only 2.5 in length. Rather like a can of tuna

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Sounds ideal to me. Can we go on the boats too?"

Yes, If you pay

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I already have a few……"

2’s up?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Sounds ideal to me. Can we go on the boats too?

Yes, If you pay "

A lady always pays for her bit of fluff.

I might even bring a net on a pole to go Sticklebacking.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I am down only if you share me 1st a week with friends

And also at least 1 random a week "

I don’t have enough spunk for more than once a month

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Is there sandwiches with this tea? If so then I’m game "

Egg cress?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"You keep turning me down

There’s no ducks round your way "

Did you go and shoot them all deliberately?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Il take a trial run

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Got the single version but a couple to alternate with would be good. ( greedy I know)"

Greed is a deadly sin brother

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Sounds ideal to me. Can we go on the boats too?

Yes, If you pay

A lady always pays for her bit of fluff.

I might even bring a net on a pole to go Sticklebacking. "

This date sounds even better

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I only want a female version.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am down only if you share me 1st a week with friends

And also at least 1 random a week

I don’t have enough spunk for more than once a month "

That’s ok you can sit and watch

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You keep turning me down

There’s no ducks round your way

Did you go and shoot them all deliberately?!?! "

I thought you Manchester folk had at least three of them on your wall as ornaments

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Il take a trial run "

That’s the spirit

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I only want a female version. "

We have something in common

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I am down only if you share me 1st a week with friends

And also at least 1 random a week

I don’t have enough spunk for more than once a month

That’s ok you can sit and watch "

As long as I’m not in the line of ‘fire’

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I only want a female version.

We have something in common "

. First time for everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am down only if you share me 1st a week with friends

And also at least 1 random a week

I don’t have enough spunk for more than once a month

That’s ok you can sit and watch

As long as I’m not in the line of ‘fire’ "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I only want a female version.

We have something in common

. First time for everything "

Our starfishes are aligning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want a female version.

We have something in common

. First time for everything "

give over your common as it gets

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Fab birds are the best

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

That is what I do anyway, have I been doing it wrong all this time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would. Nothing overly regular just every now and again we mate, get it over and done with then go and have a flask of tea whilst we feed the ducks.

If this sounds like you then say you’re in and hopefully you’ll find some raunchy stuff willing to give you a go.

Love and Peace "

This is a great post OP I hope you find her.

I have 2 such ladies I refuse to call them birds and if a sarcastic slightly sadistic bastard like me can have a pair I see no reason why you can't find one or maybe more .

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Can i have chips instead of tea, I'm not 90

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Fab birds are the best "

They truly are

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"That is what I do anyway, have I been doing it wrong all this time "

I think I’ve found my match

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would love fab bird as friends of coarse

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I would. Nothing overly regular just every now and again we mate, get it over and done with then go and have a flask of tea whilst we feed the ducks.

If this sounds like you then say you’re in and hopefully you’ll find some raunchy stuff willing to give you a go.

Love and Peace

This is a great post OP I hope you find her.

I have 2 such ladies I refuse to call them birds and if a sarcastic slightly sadistic bastard like me can have a pair I see no reason why you can't find one or maybe more . "

Thanks for having my back brother

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?

Yes, if you put more in a bird she starts getting all ‘clingy’

Heck. Perhaps we should only go for shorter one?

4” will keep your mithering down a bit "

It won't necessarily shut me up

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Can i have chips instead of tea, I'm not 90 "

Only a small tray with you being a dwarf and all that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Would love fab bird as friends of coarse "

Follow your dreams my friend

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I only want a female version.

We have something in common

. First time for everything give over your common as it gets "

I’m posh me!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can i have chips instead of tea, I'm not 90

Only a small tray with you being a dwarf and all that "

Least I'll never have issues with my knees when I'm old

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?

Yes, if you put more in a bird she starts getting all ‘clingy’

Heck. Perhaps we should only go for shorter one?

4” will keep your mithering down a bit

It won't necessarily shut me up "

Jesus

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Can i have chips instead of tea, I'm not 90

Only a small tray with you being a dwarf and all that

Least I'll never have issues with my knees when I'm old "

I’m dreading getting to your age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please, as long as they'll sing to me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Yes please, as long as they'll sing to me "

I’ve never heard a bird sing decently around these parts

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can i have chips instead of tea, I'm not 90

Only a small tray with you being a dwarf and all that

Least I'll never have issues with my knees when I'm old

I’m dreading getting to your age "

Keep kidding yourself......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes please, as long as they'll sing to me

I’ve never heard a bird sing decently around these parts "

fuck that then, I'll pass

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Can i have chips instead of tea, I'm not 90

Only a small tray with you being a dwarf and all that

Least I'll never have issues with my knees when I'm old

I’m dreading getting to your age

Keep kidding yourself...... "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Yes please, as long as they'll sing to me

I’ve never heard a bird sing decently around these parts

fuck that then, I'll pass "

Probably for the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would. Nothing overly regular just every now and again we mate, get it over and done with then go and have a flask of tea whilst we feed the ducks.

If this sounds like you then say you’re in and hopefully you’ll find some raunchy stuff willing to give you a go.

Love and Peace "

Sounds intriguing would like to know more via pm please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trade descriptions called, they want the thread idea back!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Trade descriptions called, they want the thread idea back!"

I have plenty of ideas for threads Mrs and don’t you forget it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trade descriptions called, they want the thread idea back!"

Bird… no

Chick… absolutely

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Trade descriptions called, they want the thread idea back!

Bird… no

Chick… absolutely "

Even less commitment. I like your style

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Where do we sign up.....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Where do we sign up..... "

Dude, just by posting guarantees you at least 10 messages a 1 pair of knickers through your letterbox

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"Where do we sign up.....

Dude, just by posting guarantees you at least 10 messages a 1 pair of knickers through your letterbox "

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Sounds perfect

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Sounds perfect "

You’re the epitome of a Fab bird Babs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lady Penelope was a fab bird...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trade descriptions called, they want the thread idea back!

I have plenty of ideas for threads Mrs and don’t you forget it "

NOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Genuinely sounds lovely. I'd truly love an arrangement like that. But it isn't often I find the fuck, tea and duck kind of connection.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Not something iv considered as that could lead to possible feelings or even happiness il not allow those things

You don’t have to give your Fab bird any feelings. She just wants 6 inches of your love every month

Are only 6 inches available?

Yes, if you put more in a bird she starts getting all ‘clingy’

Heck. Perhaps we should only go for shorter one?

4” will keep your mithering down a bit

It won't necessarily shut me up

Jesus "

Will he be involved too? Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have one, the wife, I consider myself extremely fortunate- Bob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still no offers

Ah well shit happens

Off beer pizza

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