"Don't forget to put things away before bed.
Sometimes the handy man turns up early!
  
Did he offer you a hand in putting then to use opps a mean away "
He was too stunned to say anything and went to his van to grab his coffee. I needed other things drilled not me. |
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"Was your handyman a handy man and how handy was this handyman, and if this man was a handsome man would you cam for this handsome handyman and pay him with bread and a slice of ham?"
My handyman was less than handy I have a door that for some reason absolutely unknown to me came off the hinges. I don't like to cam or even ham mabey I'd have made him a flan but I swear it was not my plan to have him see the ALL the things just laying there.  |
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"Was your handyman a handy man and how handy was this handyman, and if this man was a handsome man would you cam for this handsome handyman and pay him with bread and a slice of ham?
My handyman was less than handy I have a door that for some reason absolutely unknown to me came off the hinges. I don't like to cam or even ham mabey I'd have made him a flan but I swear it was not my plan to have him see the ALL the things just laying there. "
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He came for some minge and to screw you on the floor, but fixed your hinge and he made good your door.
You don't like to cam nor do you like ham?
Before all this began he was just a randy man. His name is just Stan and drives a handy van. |
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"Was your handyman a handy man and how handy was this handyman, and if this man was a handsome man would you cam for this handsome handyman and pay him with bread and a slice of ham?
My handyman was less than handy I have a door that for some reason absolutely unknown to me came off the hinges. I don't like to cam or even ham mabey I'd have made him a flan but I swear it was not my plan to have him see the ALL the things just laying there.
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He came for some minge and to screw you on the floor, but fixed your hinge and he made good your door.
You don't like to cam nor do you like ham?
Before all this began he was just a randy man. His name is just Stan and drives a handy van."
This just totally reminded me of "Odd Job Bob-a-job Bob - he does the odd job for the odd Bob" from Viz. |
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Is ok due to not being as mobile I have a key safe for the physio and cleaner to get in to the house, I forgot what time it was and was waking about naked as the physio came in, good job she known me for a bit now and waited for me to go out clothes on |
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