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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
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Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran) |
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
I'm glad you said some men.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me while I just spit my water over the phone!! LOL
But it’s true right?!"
It’s something we both laugh about. Especially when they are not really anything pretty either.
Guys we know what a penis looks like. Every angle is not needed. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can you give me a list of the men with 900 cocks pics on their profile. For perving purposes 
I may have fibbed. Fab only lets you have 550 pictures  "
Dammit! Don’t get my hopes up like that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe because that’s what they choose to post on their profile and there’s nothing in the rules that says they can’t. There might be some people who like to see multiple dick pics so they could be catering to their desires. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you give me a list of the men with 900 cocks pics on their profile. For perving purposes
I may have fibbed. Fab only lets you have 550 pictures
Dammit! Don’t get my hopes up like that! "
Luna is a naughty lady. Careful what you wish for, ull be regretting it when you get 900 one liners, with attached cock pics steam rolling into your inbox  |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Maybe because that’s what they choose to post on their profile and there’s nothing in the rules that says they can’t. There might be some people who like to see multiple dick pics so they could be catering to their desires. "
There is… Luna…she’s up there… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe because that’s what they choose to post on their profile and there’s nothing in the rules that says they can’t. There might be some people who like to see multiple dick pics so they could be catering to their desires.
There is… Luna…she’s up there…"
They all do it for Luna then…. |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Can you give me a list of the men with 900 cocks pics on their profile. For perving purposes
I may have fibbed. Fab only lets you have 550 pictures
Dammit! Don’t get my hopes up like that!
Luna is a naughty lady. Careful what you wish for, ull be regretting it when you get 900 one liners, with attached cock pics steam rolling into your inbox "
Ooof Luna!!!! He’s got two but they are big ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not shour
But I was kind off asked the same thing to day about mine
And my response was it’s about the clothes not me
ones you seen one pic off someone angle and settings and stuff will not make a difference
So I tend to just focus my pics on clothing looks |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Maybe because that’s what they choose to post on their profile and there’s nothing in the rules that says they can’t. There might be some people who like to see multiple dick pics so they could be catering to their desires.
There is… Luna…she’s up there…
They all do it for Luna then…."
And Wendi wants some! |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Not shour
But I was kind off asked the same thing to day about mine
And my response was it’s about the clothes not me
ones you seen one pic off someone angle and settings and stuff will not make a difference
So I tend to just focus my pics on clothing looks "
Yes you have different clothes on your awesome butt!  good butt there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you give me a list of the men with 900 cocks pics on their profile. For perving purposes
I may have fibbed. Fab only lets you have 550 pictures
Dammit! Don’t get my hopes up like that!
Luna is a naughty lady. Careful what you wish for, ull be regretting it when you get 900 one liners, with attached cock pics steam rolling into your inbox
Ooof Luna!!!! He’s got two but they are big ones "
Opps is that one two many  or does it not count cause they different angles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not shour
But I was kind off asked the same thing to day about mine
And my response was it’s about the clothes not me
ones you seen one pic off someone angle and settings and stuff will not make a difference
So I tend to just focus my pics on clothing looks
Yes you have different clothes on your awesome butt! good butt there "
Awww thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe because that’s what they choose to post on their profile and there’s nothing in the rules that says they can’t. There might be some people who like to see multiple dick pics so they could be catering to their desires.
There is… Luna…she’s up there…
They all do it for Luna then….
And Wendi wants some!"
Thank you work away boys let's rate these cock.
Be warned I'm in a feisty mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
Funny cause it’s true.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So is it ok to have hundreds of dick picks on our profile if they’re all from a slightly different angle?"
Yes of course, but remember lighting, poses, handstands, yoga poses, propes be creative. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s so the enterprising fab user can animate a virtual tour of the eager members member.
In a few years someone will work out how to make the experience 4D.
What a time to be alive"
Is that not just one of this penis cast? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've hidden them in friends only again, I'll have one out on Wednesday
Ok alarm set alexa remind me to look at. 
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I've realised it's now Tuesday so only 24hrs, fuck Hump Day lol 1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know why, I think just because it's easy.
The first rule of fab is not to ask about fab.
Surely it’s easier not to post hundreds of dick pics."
Limits 550 gey snapping boys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake. |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake. "
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works? |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake. "
That's what the Lynx Africa/sky remote is for |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
That's what the Lynx Africa/sky remote is for"
Travel size |
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"Can you give me a list of the men with 900 cocks pics on their profile. For perving purposes "
Well, if you really want that I guess I’ll just have to start taking an extra 899 pics of my cock and post them up for you! Would hate to disappoint! |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
That's what the Lynx Africa/sky remote is for
Travel size"
You get portable Sky remotes? |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
That's what the Lynx Africa/sky remote is for
Travel size"
the pics with the sky remote and lynx cans are just sad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
That's what the Lynx Africa/sky remote is for
Travel size
You get portable Sky remotes?"
Don't think so they're just not flattering, some guys are hung but sticking it beside lynk pr a sky remote is done to death. Also lynk do guys really use thay anymore? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you give me a list of the men with 900 cocks pics on their profile. For perving purposes
Well, if you really want that I guess I’ll just have to start taking an extra 899 pics of my cock and post them up for you! Would hate to disappoint! "
550 pics is the limit unfortunately as the same pic over and over again is riveting |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
That's what the Lynx Africa/sky remote is for
Travel size
You get portable Sky remotes?
Don't think so they're just not flattering, some guys are hung but sticking it beside lynk pr a sky remote is done to death. Also lynk do guys really use thay anymore?"
I think the only people that use Lynx are those that take this type of dick pic |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
That's what the Lynx Africa/sky remote is for
Travel size
You get portable Sky remotes?
Don't think so they're just not flattering, some guys are hung but sticking it beside lynk pr a sky remote is done to death. Also lynk do guys really use thay anymore?
I think the only people that use Lynx are those that take this type of dick pic"
100% |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?"
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works? |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?"
That joke landed with you I see |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see"
Just landed….sorry. |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry. "
Admit it you googled her lol |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol"
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works…. |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works…."
Yes as she wouldn't see, lol. But then when It comes to it how does she say that's not what I seen  |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works….
Yes as she wouldn't see, lol. But then when It comes to it how does she say that's not what I seen "
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works….
Yes as she wouldn't see, lol. But then when It comes to it how does she say that's not what I seen "
She could get one of her mates to look at the profile pictures and describe them to her, including an estimation of length and girth, and then when she meets him she can use her hands to check the size, or maybe there are braille tape measures that she could use. |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works….
Yes as she wouldn't see, lol. But then when It comes to it how does she say that's not what I seen
She could get one of her mates to look at the profile pictures and describe them to her, including an estimation of length and girth, and then when she meets him she can use her hands to check the size, or maybe there are braille tape measures that she could use. "
This is the film ghost but x rated |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works….
Yes as she wouldn't see, lol. But then when It comes to it how does she say that's not what I seen
She could get one of her mates to look at the profile pictures and describe them to her, including an estimation of length and girth, and then when she meets him she can use her hands to check the size, or maybe there are braille tape measures that she could use.
This is the film ghost but x rated"
Going to show my age now but have you seen the film Mask (the one with Cher not The Mask with Jim Carey), it’s very much an x rated version of that. |
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
not to be an arse or anything but says the lady with 4 pics of her chest all from the same angle stones and glass houses and all that |
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Oh, because they like to do that. Makes a lot of guys happy.
And y'know, it's their profile, they ain't hurting anyone.
Also if you scroll real fast you get a moving picture, looks like the dong is waving. That's kinda cool.  |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works….
Yes as she wouldn't see, lol. But then when It comes to it how does she say that's not what I seen how many cock pictures would you like to see in a profile "
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
Because SOME men think that’s the way to a woman’s heart ???? |
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I’ve pretty much seen every type of cock now as I look after our mailbox…
I didn’t know they were so different!
I’ve not seen one yet that’s made me think ‘I would love to watch C play with that’
Bodies, faces, yes, I can then visualise more and knowing C’s type I can pass them on but cocks no…in the bin
You know that meme where all the hotdogs are landing on the woman’s face…that’s me when I open mail
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"There's one profile where he's just come to a photo on a tablet - a different photo every time. Same angle each time. I was . "
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That's why the cock-to-unlock™ function never took off on tablets because most cocks look all the same. Fingerprints are unique. |
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My dick is gods gift humanity and you should be thankful to see it in all its glory.
All jokes aside even I get bored of how similar it looks in pictures. |
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
Dear op
You do realise 4 out of 5 of your pictures are more or less of your tits over and ooooooooover again yawwwwwn
You do realise they haven't grown, shrunk or developed a third nipple since the first picture.
Lots of love not
OTMIE |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
Help people is my nature, but sorry, this time, as a man I can’t help here. Sometimes stupid things are just stupid things with no reason behind.
Hope you’ll find someone with nearly that amount for dickpics and he will be able to explain why
With lots of love in return |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
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Dear op
You do realise 4 out of 5 of your pictures are more or less of your tits over and ooooooooover again yawwwwwn
You do realise they haven't grown, shrunk or developed a third nipple since the first picture.
Lots of love not
OTMIE"
This is the best comment in the thread |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It’s so the enterprising fab user can animate a virtual tour of the eager members member.
In a few years someone will work out how to make the experience 4D.
What a time to be alive"
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)
not to be an arse or anything but says the lady with 4 pics of her chest all from the same angle stones and glass houses and all that"
Touché grumpy man, touché |
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Its the same as an instagram model, same selfie with the same gormless expression on they’re faces an about 900 of them. You seen one you seen them all..haha.. |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's one profile where he's just come to a photo on a tablet - a different photo every time. Same angle each time. I was . "
Oh I think he messaged me…in fact he might be the inspiration for this thread |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
"My dick is gods gift humanity and you should be thankful to see it in all its glory.
All jokes aside even I get bored of how similar it looks in pictures. "
your honesty is endearing and cute  |
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"I suppose the objective of the ?ØØ cock photos is to stitch them together and create a montage film clip. Like animation.
Like a flip book?"
Maybe I could make a fuck opps I mean flick book out of your 4 tit pictures sewing them
together over and over again op drawing my hand carefully on each picture.
Them when I flicked the flick book.
it would look like I am slapping your tits over and over again as punishment for you being such a fing cheeky mare . |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)
Dear op
You do realise 4 out of 5 of your pictures are more or less of your tits over and ooooooooover again yawwwwwn
You do realise they haven't grown, shrunk or developed a third nipple since the first picture.
Lots of love not
OTMIE"
Toooooo late…someone already made that comment. Nil point to you  |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
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Dear op
You do realise 4 out of 5 of your pictures are more or less of your tits over and ooooooooover again yawwwwwn
You do realise they haven't grown, shrunk or developed a third nipple since the first picture.
Lots of love not
OTMIE
This is the best comment in the thread "
My third nipple is hidden thank you! It doesn’t like the publicity. |
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
900 you say,
Maybe I need to rethink my profile here so |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
cognito |
"I suppose the objective of the ?ØØ cock photos is to stitch them together and create a montage film clip. Like animation.
Like a flip book?
Maybe I could make a fuck opps I mean flick book out of your 4 tit pictures sewing them
together over and over again op drawing my hand carefully on each picture.
Them when I flicked the flick book.
it would look like I am slapping your tits over and over again as punishment for you being such a fing cheeky mare ."
Jeeez negative Nelly. Who pissed in your cornflakes today |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran) 900 you say,
Maybe I need to rethink my profile here so "
Ooof no you’ll be grand, leave the sock on |
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"Sorry i know i shouldnt but its the only way i can get it to stop fidgeting also women love the cock
I like little green cock "
baby yoda said hes a good kisser |
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
an I ask why you're looking after pic 2 |
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I know that a lot of guys are guilty of that, but they arnt the only offenders.
I have noticed some ladies have a preferred side and pose, I’ve seen some profiles where a lady has 72 selfies all with a duckface pose.
Actually get this on other social media, not just fab.
If people are going to have lots of photos, and that is a good thing then a little variety please.
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"I suppose the objective of the ?ØØ cock photos is to stitch them together and create a montage film clip. Like animation.
Like a flip book?
Maybe I could make a fuck opps I mean flick book out of your 4 tit pictures sewing them
together over and over again op drawing my hand carefully on each picture.
Them when I flicked the flick book.
it would look like I am slapping your tits over and over again as punishment for you being such a fing cheeky mare .
Jeeez negative Nelly. Who pissed in your cornflakes today "
Nah not my kink but hay if your in to it by all means go for it pissing in your own cornflakes that is |
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"Why do some of you have 900 pictures of your penis on your profile all at the same angle?
It doesn’t look any different between the 1st and 2nd so 898 more tries won’t change its length or girth…
Lots of love
Me (Stiflers Gran)"
The last 183 were at your request though |
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"One time when I posted a dick pic in a SPH group on Kik someone reposted an edited copy of it that he had photo shopped to make it look like I had a huge dick. It looked totally real and I wouldn’t have known it was fake if I didn’t know better. I always think about that when I see some of the pictures of huge cocks on here. I’m not saying they’re all fake but I’ve seen how easy it is to fake.
And why do that if we met do I look like Helen Keller and that works?
If you were blind you wouldn’t be able to see the profile picture so you wouldn’t know what to expect if we met…I’m guessing that if anyone does edit pictures here then they’re not taking it seriously and aren’t interested in meeting anyone.
And what works?
That joke landed with you I see
Just landed….sorry.
Admit it you googled her lol
Haha, I actually didn’t, there is a long and boring story about why I know who Helen Keller is that I won’t bore you with. I just didn’t get that ‘and that works’ was a sarcastic comment because what you said didn’t actually work for the reason i stated in my previous message. I thought you were asking whether the photo shopping works….
Yes as she wouldn't see, lol. But then when It comes to it how does she say that's not what I seen
She could get one of her mates to look at the profile pictures and describe them to her, including an estimation of length and girth, and then when she meets him she can use her hands to check the size, or maybe there are braille tape measures that she could use.
This is the film ghost but x rated
Going to show my age now but have you seen the film Mask (the one with Cher not The Mask with Jim Carey), it’s very much an x rated version of that. "
Oh baby when you had to ask you lost points |
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"Can I send you my willy pics before I upload them? To get your approval on whether or not to post?
As it’s you…of course "
YES.
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By *adyBugs OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I suppose the objective of the ?ØØ cock photos is to stitch them together and create a montage film clip. Like animation.
Like a flip book?
Maybe I could make a fuck opps I mean flick book out of your 4 tit pictures sewing them
together over and over again op drawing my hand carefully on each picture.
Them when I flicked the flick book.
it would look like I am slapping your tits over and over again as punishment for you being such a fing cheeky mare .
Jeeez negative Nelly. Who pissed in your cornflakes today
Nah not my kink but hay if your in to it by all means go for it pissing in your own cornflakes that is "
I don’t eat cornflakes. Cheerios all the way!!! |
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"I suppose the objective of the ?ØØ cock photos is to stitch them together and create a montage film clip. Like animation.
Like a flip book?
Maybe I could make a fuck opps I mean flick book out of your 4 tit pictures sewing them
together over and over again op drawing my hand carefully on each picture.
Them when I flicked the flick book.
it would look like I am slapping your tits over and over again as punishment for you being such a fing cheeky mare .
Jeeez negative Nelly. Who pissed in your cornflakes today
Nah not my kink but hay if your in to it by all means go for it pissing in your own cornflakes that is
I don’t eat cornflakes. Cheerios all the way!!! "
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"There's one profile where he's just come to a photo on a tablet - a different photo every time. Same angle each time. I was .
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That's why the cock-to-unlock™ function never took off on tablets because most cocks look all the same. Fingerprints are unique."
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"This was very entertaining. Thank you all for taking part, yes even you, the ones I who took it seriously…chill out man, forums are just for a giggle not for life or christmas "
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