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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West

At a late evening loose end.

I'd love to hear the forums most creative and salty insults.

Let's play a game of Fuck Off. You go first !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'd look so pretty if you lost some weight!

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By *shley79Man  over a year ago

Peterborough

You’re going to look pretty funny eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

You've got two brain cells and they're fighting each other for second place.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"You've got two brain cells and they're fighting each other for second place. "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh I have a couple!

I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

I can explain It to you, but I can’t understand it for you!

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"You’re going to look pretty funny eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!"

Ouch!!

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"Oooh I have a couple!

I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

I can explain It to you, but I can’t understand it for you!"

Love your work..

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"You'd look so pretty if you lost some weight! "

!!Boom!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You couldn't empty water out of a boot even if the instructions were on the heel.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"You couldn't empty water out of a boot even if the instructions were on the heel. "

Brill !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I have a couple!

I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

I can explain It to you, but I can’t understand it for you!

Love your work.."

Haha thanks! Sarcasm is the body’s natural defence against stupidity though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to call you an annoying c*nt, but that would insult 50% of the population

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to call you an annoying c*nt, but that would insult 50% of the population "

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it."

Go

On

(Please)...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can’t do insults only complements

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to call you an annoying c*nt, but that would insult 50% of the population "

Just call them trush.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"Oooh I have a couple!

I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

I can explain It to you, but I can’t understand it for you!

Love your work..

Haha thanks! Sarcasm is the body’s natural defence against stupidity though, right? "

Oh 100%.

Some people, any thicker, they'd clot.

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By *ocusMan  over a year ago

Cambridge

[Removed by poster at 09/05/22 01:00:30]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to call you an annoying c*nt, but that would insult 50% of the population

Just call them trush. "

That's my regular go to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I have a couple!

I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

I can explain It to you, but I can’t understand it for you!

Love your work..

Haha thanks! Sarcasm is the body’s natural defence against stupidity though, right?

Oh 100%.

Some people, any thicker, they'd clot. "

Literally almost spat out my water reading that hahaha

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By *ocusMan  over a year ago

Cambridge

Bloody typo making the whole thing unintelligible.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall

You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

"

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet."

Given the afterbirth a chance?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet.

Given the afterbirth a chance?"

Oh they are the ones you say to the vile people, the sort that bully others or say things in a passive aggressive way and others let it slide as they don't eat confrontation.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet.

Given the afterbirth a chance?

Oh they are the ones you say to the vile people, the sort that bully others or say things in a passive aggressive way and others let it slide as they don't eat confrontation."

Its good to stand up...

There are too many small minded bullies out there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody typo making the whole thing unintelligible."

What was it supposed to be then? I’m literally on the edge of my seat in anticipation and you’ve not reposted?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet.

Given the afterbirth a chance?

Oh they are the ones you say to the vile people, the sort that bully others or say things in a passive aggressive way and others let it slide as they don't eat confrontation.

Its good to stand up...

There are too many small minded bullies out there. "

To many small minded stupid people

That's why they're bullies

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet.

Given the afterbirth a chance?

Oh they are the ones you say to the vile people, the sort that bully others or say things in a passive aggressive way and others let it slide as they don't eat confrontation.

Its good to stand up...

There are too many small minded bullies out there.

To many small minded stupid people

That's why they're bullies"

Sadly have to agree.

Why we can't live and let live.

And love and let love.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet.

Given the afterbirth a chance?

Oh they are the ones you say to the vile people, the sort that bully others or say things in a passive aggressive way and others let it slide as they don't eat confrontation.

Its good to stand up...

There are too many small minded bullies out there.

To many small minded stupid people

That's why they're bullies

Sadly have to agree.

Why we can't live and let live.

And love and let love."

Then the world would be a simple and happy place and that would be two easy

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By *ocusMan  over a year ago

Cambridge


"Bloody typo making the whole thing unintelligible.

What was it supposed to be then? I’m literally on the edge of my seat in anticipation and you’ve not reposted?! "

It was something shouted at a bearded referee: “Just because you’ve got hair around your mouth doesn’t mean you can talk like a cunt as well,”

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman  over a year ago

North West


"I politely decline this thread has disaster and me written over it.

Go

On

(Please)...

Two of my milder ones. This is why woman should give more bjs and you should of been a stain on the sheet.

Given the afterbirth a chance?

Oh they are the ones you say to the vile people, the sort that bully others or say things in a passive aggressive way and others let it slide as they don't eat confrontation.

Its good to stand up...

There are too many small minded bullies out there.

To many small minded stupid people

That's why they're bullies

Sadly have to agree.

Why we can't live and let live.

And love and let love.

Then the world would be a simple and happy place and that would be two easy"

Well I hope we get there quickly.

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By *atalie..Woman  over a year ago

Bolton

Bitch please if dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.

They've had more bang's than a chippy door

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

You have had more prick holes than a 15 year old Dart Board.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

You should have been a blow job!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love to agree but then we'd both be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not saying your the biggest idiot but you better hope he doesn't die soon.

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

If I have sex with you I’m going to need 3 bags

2 paper bags for over our heads invade one breaks and a condom

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Is your arse jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?

I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from durex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Presumably your mother didn't own a coat hanger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’ve had more pricks than a second hand dart board

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You'd look so pretty if you lost some weight! "

My nan always told me that

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside

If your IQ was any lower you'd trip over it!

If your IQ was 1 lower you'd be a plant!

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!

You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

Just a few of my Go To insults for stupid people

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By *merald Eyes XWoman  over a year ago

Can you find me….

If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The best part of you ran down your mother's inner leg and into an egg cup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucking moron is my favourite insult of all time

Alternatively spoon is also my go to:

Spoon noun:- when someone is being a moron “Jeromy you spoon, your shoes are on the wrong way round”

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Everybody hates you! You must know that from school.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best one is in a party go up yo someone and say I don't care what everyone else says I think you're dead on.

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By *ubwife4uCouple  over a year ago

Kent

You need some Vagisil. Apparently it stops cunts being irritating !

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