I swear

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My cum spends more time in her than me.

What do you have trouble keeping hold of?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My marbles

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cap when it’s windy.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cap when it’s windy."

Tell Mrs ne to stop farting then

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cap when it’s windy.

Tell Mrs ne to stop farting then "

That’s like telling bird to stop chirping.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this OP is funny.

I can’t keep hold of my wallet. It’s lost somewhere in the house right now actually.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

….

By the moon and stars in the sky

I'll be there

Op. I can’t seem to keep hold of a lead in golf. I fold under pressure on the last few holes