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over a year ago
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"I love it.. on toast.. on bread with butter .
Have you ever spread it on a slice of bread then toasted it.. tasted like twiglets ..yummy
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Yeah I did that this morning hence the question lol..... |
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Marmite was originally made (and I believe still is) from a by-product of the brewing industry. Its still produced in Burton on Trent.
Seems that there is also a by-product of the fermenting process for Marmite too, and this was being dumped onto fields around the local area. So there was an overpowering smell of what can only be described as rotting, festering Marmite mixed with Pig Shit.
That puts you off your toast in a morning, I can tell you! |
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"Marmite was originally made (and I believe still is) from a by-product of the brewing industry. Its still produced in Burton on Trent.
Seems that there is also a by-product of the fermenting process for Marmite too, and this was being dumped onto fields around the local area. So there was an overpowering smell of what can only be described as rotting, festering Marmite mixed with Pig Shit.
That puts you off your toast in a morning, I can tell you!"
Used to live in burton on Trent, the smell was awful but hasn't put me off putting it in my toast lol |
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i love marmite
I spead it on roast spuds its lovely, and in mash thats nice too, i just love the stuff
Dip your cock in a jar of marmite and i'll give you the best blow job ever  |
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"i love marmite
I spead it on roast spuds its lovely, and in mash thats nice too, i just love the stuff
Dip your cock in a jar of marmite and i'll give you the best blow job ever "
Have you ever tried adding Marmite into gravy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i love marmite
I spead it on roast spuds its lovely, and in mash thats nice too, i just love the stuff
Dip your cock in a jar of marmite and i'll give you the best blow job ever
Have you ever tried adding Marmite into gravy? "
i do that if i do a stew in the slow cooker so it cooks thro the potatoes and dumplings 
its really nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i love marmite
I spead it on roast spuds its lovely, and in mash thats nice too, i just love the stuff
Dip your cock in a jar of marmite and i'll give you the best blow job ever "
Road trip to Dudley with a jar of marmite in hand lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i love marmite
I spead it on roast spuds its lovely, and in mash thats nice too, i just love the stuff
Dip your cock in a jar of marmite and i'll give you the best blow job ever
Have you ever tried adding Marmite into gravy?
i do that if i do a stew in the slow cooker so it cooks thro the potatoes and dumplings
its really nice"
I par boil my potatoes with a spoonful of marmite then roast them its gawjus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love it.. on toast.. on bread with butter .
Have you ever spread it on a slice of bread then toasted it.. tasted like twiglets ..yummy
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Did you know that if you put marmited bread into a toaster, it can catch fire? I didn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You could cover Rihanna in marmite and lay her on a bed in front of me begging for my tongue - and I'd still have to hose her down before going anywhere near her!
Marmite ? I'd rather eat my own earwax!!!  |
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I'm not sure if you are all aware but yeast can theoretically live indefinitely. The oldest recorded yeast is 600+ years old.
Just think of that when you next spread some on your toast. JUST THINK THE FUCK ABOUT IT!!! |
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"I'm not sure if you are all aware but yeast can theoretically live indefinitely. The oldest recorded yeast is 600+ years old.
Just think of that when you next spread some on your toast. JUST THINK THE FUCK ABOUT IT!!! "
I'll be dead in 600 years it not bother me |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"i love marmite
I spead it on roast spuds its lovely, and in mash thats nice too, i just love the stuff
Dip your cock in a jar of marmite and i'll give you the best blow job ever "
Quick then I can't stay like this all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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LOVE it!!! Smeared on chicken and cooked and on chips and well, most things.
Pity the neck of the jar is so narrow as it might make sucking more tasty. "Just dip it in here sweetie."  |
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"LOVE it!!! Smeared on chicken and cooked and on chips and well, most things.
Pity the neck of the jar is so narrow as it might make sucking more tasty. "Just dip it in here sweetie." "
Dip dip, not dunk dunk lol x |
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