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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think thats how you spell it 
What are your favourites or ones that have made you laugh?
The chain has come off my bike = can't get a hard on. You just keep.peddling, but you're getting nowhere.
Always makes me smile when I.hear that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a head like a burst couch.
That's a bad hair day reference.
A gob like the mersey tunnel.
That's someone with a big mouth
She could pull the tugs in on the river.
I think this refers to a larger lady
She's got tits like a roofers nail bag.
This refers to slightly drooping boobies
A fanny like a nanny goats beard.
She needs a trim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pressing the devils doorbell.
what does that mean?flicking the bean
I love beans  you know if you are doing it right when you release the devil in the owner of said bean."
I like the idea of that... is it like rubbing a genie's lamp? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Pressing the devils doorbell.
what does that mean?flicking the bean
I love beans you know if you are doing it right when you release the devil in the owner of said bean.
I like the idea of that... is it like rubbing a genie's lamp? "
Depends ........ can you get a genie with horns and a tail?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pressing the devils doorbell.
what does that mean?flicking the bean
I love beans you know if you are doing it right when you release the devil in the owner of said bean.
I like the idea of that... is it like rubbing a genie's lamp? Depends ........ can you get a genie with horns and a tail? "
hmmm, horns in a confined space could be a Health and Safety issue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropping the kids off at the pool 
I know I have asked before but I can't remember, what does this mean ?
squeezing one out "
What wanking ? What's the pool then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropping the kids off at the pool
I know I have asked before but I can't remember, what does this mean ?
squeezing one out
What wanking ? What's the pool then ? "
having a poo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropping the kids off at the pool
I know I have asked before but I can't remember, what does this mean ?
squeezing one out
What wanking ? What's the pool then ? having a poo "
Wish I hadn't asked again |
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Drier than gandi's flip flop,
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down,
It fits like a shirt on a pump handle,
Like a cock in a bucket,
And finally a couple of footballing ones, he couldn't trap a bag of sand or he's got the touch of Carlton Palmer.
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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I always thought euphemisms were "nice ways" of describing something less pleasant. For me the _xpression "helping the police with their enquiries" would be one of those? It says that somebody is being helpful but it means that they are being questioned. Am I missing something...? |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"I always thought euphemisms were "nice ways" of describing something less pleasant. For me the _xpression "helping the police with their enquiries" would be one of those? It says that somebody is being helpful but it means that they are being questioned. Am I missing something...? "
Nope. You're spot on.
Passed away instead of dead, for example. |
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