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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Who wants to join the fan group for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn's special member?

Truly magnificent. A cock for all seasons. Show your appreciation here folks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is very good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll take your word for it op.

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I will join this fan group such a fantastic member

D.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Me Me Me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Agreed.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Ah finally, the recognition it deserves

I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP

LvM

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

I think my hens will appreciate it.....

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By *torm in a G cupWoman  over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

After meticulous study of the profile pictures I bow down on my knees to both the Von Matterhorns.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ah finally, the recognition it deserves

I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP

LvM"

It's amazing what I'll do when I'm in the mood

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Ah finally, the recognition it deserves

I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP

LvM

It's amazing what I'll do when I'm in the mood "

Oooft

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"I think my hens will appreciate it....."

Hey! No pecking!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awesome

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Awesome"

Thanks

LvM

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

So glad this thread wasn't clickbait, heartily approve of it.

Proper handsome dong

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By *asepaul71Man  over a year ago

Buxton

It is truly a very beautiful one x

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

#cockenvy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff

K

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff

K"

You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"After meticulous study of the profile pictures I bow down on my knees to both the Von Matterhorns.

"

Agreed. Beautiful couple, FABulous photos

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff

K

You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own "

Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"After meticulous study of the profile pictures I bow down on my knees to both the Von Matterhorns.

Agreed. Beautiful couple, FABulous photos "

Thank you very much, both of you

LvM

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff

K

You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own

Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again

LvM"

Will copies be available to buy on Etsy? Asking for a friend

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By *dventurous biMan  over a year ago

tesside


"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff

K

You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own

Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again

LvM"

I did that once - our first attempt wasn’t successful so I had to source some new mould material. The only stuff I could get was minty. The tingle was quite pleasant for the first few moments…

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait

..."

Not sure what else to call it.

Had to click on

'36 more images on their public gallery'

and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason.

Left unimpressed, overall.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait

...

Not sure what else to call it.

Had to click on

'36 more images on their public gallery'

and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason.

Left unimpressed, overall."

I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff

K

You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own

Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again

LvM

Will copies be available to buy on Etsy? Asking for a friend "

I believe K is setting up the store and production line as we speak

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

room for a little ginger one in this fan group by any chance? Px

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I tip my cap at you sir!

The Von Matter’s horn is a magnificent sight

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait

...

Not sure what else to call it.

Had to click on

'36 more images on their public gallery'

and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason.

Left unimpressed, overall.

I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.

LvM"

...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait

...

Not sure what else to call it.

Had to click on

'36 more images on their public gallery'

and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason.

Left unimpressed, overall.

I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.

LvM

...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here

"

Premium subscriptions are available from Mrs Rickhawed, you'll have access to all the dong you could want if you're interested

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

It must be said, it is a very attractive penis, and that cannot be said of all penii.

I'd have to examine it in person, to conclude if it's more attractive than Mr KCs though

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home

Oooft, I'd definitely enjoy a closer look

MJ x

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait

...

Not sure what else to call it.

Had to click on

'36 more images on their public gallery'

and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason.

Left unimpressed, overall.

I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.

LvM

...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here

Premium subscriptions are available from Mrs Rickhawed, you'll have access to all the dong you could want if you're interested

LvM"

You're making me sound like your pimp. I don't have the requisite hairy chest and gold medallion, but I'll struggle on for you

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait

...

Not sure what else to call it.

Had to click on

'36 more images on their public gallery'

and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason.

Left unimpressed, overall.

I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.

LvM

...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here

Premium subscriptions are available from Mrs Rickhawed, you'll have access to all the dong you could want if you're interested

LvM

You're making me sound like your pimp. I don't have the requisite hairy chest and gold medallion, but I'll struggle on for you "

Put me down for six dongs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

The Dong is the currently of Vietnam.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I can't say I've noticed it before.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"room for a little ginger one in this fan group by any chance? Px "

Only if you won't give out our address to the potential stalkers

K

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I can't say I've noticed it before. "

Meli. Are you sure?

I’ve noticed! It’s magnificent in every way from every angle

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"I can't say I've noticed it before.

Meli. Are you sure?

I’ve noticed! It’s magnificent in every way from every angle "

Yeah, it's never brought me the happipenis it's brought to you. Oh well, one day I might see it.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I can't say I've noticed it before.

Meli. Are you sure?

I’ve noticed! It’s magnificent in every way from every angle

Yeah, it's never brought me the happipenis it's brought to you. Oh well, one day I might see it. "

You just need to ask

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"The Dong is the currently of Vietnam. "

*Currency. It's the CURRENCY. Never mind

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"The Dong is the currently of Vietnam.

*Currency. It's the CURRENCY. Never mind "

How much stuff I could get for one LvM dong, that's the question

K

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I've just had a look and I must say, I'm happy to give it a thumbs up. It'd look even better wrapped in bits of Mrs LvM.

Cheers!

Gbat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"The Dong is the currently of Vietnam.

*Currency. It's the CURRENCY. Never mind

How much stuff I could get for one LvM dong, that's the question

K"

How much does his penis weigh?

One GB pound is 28,000 Vietnamese Dong. Google says the average male member of 5-6" weighs 160g, which is 0.35 pounds.

All we need to know is whether an LvM Dong is average or not?!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Careful, there are some stars in the fab cosmos who don't like Cockularity Threads.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Careful, there are some stars in the fab cosmos who don't like Cockularity Threads. "

Only if he puts measuring markings on it, will I then take umbrage.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Careful, there are some stars in the fab cosmos who don't like Cockularity Threads.

Only if he puts measuring markings on it, will I then take umbrage. "

You mean CUMbrage?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Careful, there are some stars in the fab cosmos who don't like Cockularity Threads.

Only if he puts measuring markings on it, will I then take umbrage. "

What if he puts tape measure around it (see picture from 6th Jan)

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a magnificent cock but you'll never know as it's always hidden away

Congrats to LVM on the magnificence of his wang

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Ah finally, the recognition it deserves

I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP

LvM"

I'm unsure, Lorenzo. I'm still favouring Sam Tender's......

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I have a magnificent cock but you'll never know as it's always hidden away

Congrats to LVM on the magnificence of his wang "

If he called his wang Vera, he'd have a Vera Wang cock. A designer cock!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it cute when its got a cold?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is it cute when its got a cold?"

Adorable, some might say

LvM

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Is it cute when its got a cold?

Adorable, some might say

LvM"

Does it have a dribbly nose? Poor thing. I'll get a tissue and give it a gentle wipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it cute when its got a cold?

Adorable, some might say

LvM"

have the curtains handy pre sneeze then

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bumping for the Sunday crowd. They should also have the chance to bask in the magnificence of Lorenzo's perfect penis

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

It is an impressive appendage.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?

K"

Well..:

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m not a penis lover - in photos

But I have to admit - it’s a glorious one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?

K"

You know the answer to that

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?

K"

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home


"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?

K"

Looks like there is a bit of a queue ahead of me, but I'll wait my turn ..

MJ x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

I should prepare some refreshments for all the ladies in the waiting room any preference?

K

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I should prepare some refreshments for all the ladies in the waiting room any preference?

K"

Fresh coffee served with some cream of Sum Hung Guy?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I should prepare some refreshments for all the ladies in the waiting room any preference?

K"

Sausages on sticks?!

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I should prepare some refreshments for all the ladies in the waiting room any preference?

K"

Chocolate nipples, or is it spelt nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can’t find him

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Can’t find him"

Just scroll up until you see the couples profile TheVonMatterhorns.

Peruse at your leisure.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you think I’d give it a run for it’s money

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By *dible_KinkCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen

I think my man has a magnificent cock

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Who wants to join the fan group for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn's special member?

Truly magnificent. A cock for all seasons. Show your appreciation here folks "

You go girls! And gurls

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Due to popular demand we will be installing a numbered ticketing system. If you could kindly take a number as you enter, relax while you wait, snacks and cake will be available soon

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We will be busier than Greg’s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

made me look, and yes it does look yummy...!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"We will be busier than Greg’s "

Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs.

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"We will be busier than Greg’s

Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs.

LvM"

Does it cum with special sauce?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"We will be busier than Greg’s

Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs.

LvM

Does it cum with special sauce?"

It certainly does, would you like one squirt or two?

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"We will be busier than Greg’s

Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs.

LvM

Does it cum with special sauce?

It certainly does, would you like one squirt or two?

LvM"

Oh, two please. One each side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He’s in very good shape, bravo young man … tips hat… may the sun always shine for him

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

And there was I under the impression that they all look the same.

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