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"About 30 seconds your inbox will be filled with rampant women waiting to ravage you.....
Darn it I must have dozed off and daydreamed ??
Oohhh goody. I’ve just warmed him up ready  "
Didn't respond for 4 minutes.
You had sex 6 times?  |
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"About 30 seconds your inbox will be filled with rampant women waiting to ravage you.....
Darn it I must have dozed off and daydreamed ??
Oohhh goody. I’ve just warmed him up ready
Didn't respond for 4 minutes.
You had sex 6 times? "
Nooooo, it takes that long to get blood in it these days  |
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over a year ago
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Have you paid your £5er?
Do you accept PayPal?
Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple "
Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined. |
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"In
Have you paid your £5er?
Do you accept PayPal?
Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple
Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined."
You must be getting it on tap then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight  "
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?  |
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot? "
I do. I want to get it wet as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well "
Batter it? |
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?"
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
Have you paid your £5er?
Do you accept PayPal?
Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple
Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined.
You must be getting it on tap then "
Yeah but it’s like Fosters. Tastes like piss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here "
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it |
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"In
Have you paid your £5er?
Do you accept PayPal?
Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple
Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined.
You must be getting it on tap then
Yeah but it’s like Fosters. Tastes like piss "
Ah, you need a gold pass then |
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it "
If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it
If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me "
Nora and I will try and bear the disappointment... |
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it
If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me
Nora and I will try and bear the disappointment... "
There’ll be a 35 year old elderly gentleman along soon to ‘sort’ you both out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon.....
I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it
If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me
Nora and I will try and bear the disappointment...
There’ll be a 35 year old elderly gentleman along soon to ‘sort’ you both out "
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"£5 don't get you much these days
Hopefully it will buy me love
It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait.
Oh god no. I don’t want a relationship "
OK then keep it causal and buy two bags of pork scratchings.
(Although to be fair I'm sure we had pork scratching on my first Fab meet with My Girl and now I'm engaged to her. But sure that's just the exception that proves the rule) |
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"£5 don't get you much these days
Hopefully it will buy me love
It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait.
Oh god no. I don’t want a relationship
OK then keep it causal and buy two bags of pork scratchings.
(Although to be fair I'm sure we had pork scratching on my first Fab meet with My Girl and now I'm engaged to her. But sure that's just the exception that proves the rule)"
I love a lady with pig breath |
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over a year ago
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this.
I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years "
Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx |
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this.
I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years
Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx "
I love how you’ve always got my back. We’re so compatible, we’re like brown sauce on a Greggs sausage roll |
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this.
I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years
Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx
I love how you’ve always got my back. We’re so compatible, we’re like brown sauce on a Greggs sausage roll "
Please don't talk to me about Greggs I no longer have access to it and my heart is fucking broken
Please come to my house with Greggs sausage roll and I will dip it into your magic brown sauce.
Xxx |
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this.
I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years
Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx
I love how you’ve always got my back. We’re so compatible, we’re like brown sauce on a Greggs sausage roll
Please don't talk to me about Greggs I no longer have access to it and my heart is fucking broken
Please come to my house with Greggs sausage roll and I will dip it into your magic brown sauce.
Xxx"
I’ll get us a custard slice as well |
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"£5 don't get you much these days
Hopefully it will buy me love
It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait.
Oh god no. I don’t want a relationship
OK then keep it causal and buy two bags of pork scratchings.
(Although to be fair I'm sure we had pork scratching on my first Fab meet with My Girl and now I'm engaged to her. But sure that's just the exception that proves the rule)
I love a lady with pig breath "
Too late mate, I've licked her therfore she is mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5. I thought it was 15?
Am I getting a bum deal here?
Play your cards right 
Hahah. I really do need to choose my words more carefully don’t I?
Don’t worry I’ll be the careful one "
Are you going to type in my card details and not pay for the wrong option. Is that what you meant? … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"o/p how is the orgy going? 
He has been inundated with offers and is currently very busy "
he might go unlos, dealing with all the messages is a full time job and not enough time for sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have me anytime
You just don’t ask
Wish I could have you anytime id 100% ask 
Thought Mr Mystique was back for a minute, glad I misread, fuck that dude  "
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"Sending a care package of lukazade, dextro energy, oranges chopped in quarters and more Johnnys. Keep going chief.
... and lube too, surely? "
He gets the lady's moist enough...
Yes, I dropped the M word. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Sending a care package of lukazade, dextro energy, oranges chopped in quarters and more Johnnys. Keep going chief.
... and lube too, surely?
He gets the lady's moist enough...
Yes, I dropped the M word. "
**shudder** |
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