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I’ve decided I’m winning £164m on Euromilliims tonight, so …
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yours sounds like a scam game, I'm gonna chance my luck and play the euromillions instead.  "
definitely not a scam, they take entry very seriously, I had to give all my bank details and a copy of my passport before I could play. Now THATS online security! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id just ask nicely and say please, the blowjob comes after the payment "
Well you see, manners are a rare commodity these days so you definitely get a share*!
(* If I win!  ) |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Id just ask nicely and say please, the blowjob comes after the payment
Well you see, manners are a rare commodity these days so you definitely get a share*!
(* If I win! )"
Why thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll send you a message every day, so you'll feel like you are popular . I'll be happy with a small share, maybe a £1000  "
My inbox is so barren tell you what you can have £69k
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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"I'll send you a message every day, so you'll feel like you are popular . I'll be happy with a small share, maybe a £1000
My inbox is so barren tell you what you can have £69k
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69 you say ? I'm up for that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll send you a message every day, so you'll feel like you are popular . I'll be happy with a small share, maybe a £1000
My inbox is so barren tell you what you can have £69k
69 you say ? I'm up for that "
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".. how can you tempt me to share my wealth with you?
I reckon I could get by on £160m to be fair, so there’s £4m up for grabs… "
Enjoy your winnings... though it would be nice if you could donate them spare 4 million to a good charity
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. how can you tempt me to share my wealth with you?
I reckon I could get by on £160m to be fair, so there’s £4m up for grabs…
Enjoy your winnings... though it would be nice if you could donate them spare 4 million to a good charity
Cal"
Pah! I’m keeping it all to myself and spending it on a life of excess and luxury!! Except the sex bribe money. Charity begins at home and all that! 
(Ah ok then .. AND I’ll set up a charitable trust! ) |
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I've felt like I've already won it. Don't want to boast too much, but I'm £90 in credit on the gas / electric account. 
Mind you, I'm a woman poscessed, my daily routine is going round, unplugging, turning off and checking 'if we don't need it, turn it off'. Aged 49, never used a washing line. Always tumbled dryed everything! Even during heatwaves. Pfft, pegs are now my best freind. Have you smelt fresh line dreid washing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've felt like I've already won it. Don't want to boast too much, but I'm £90 in credit on the gas / electric account.
Mind you, I'm a woman poscessed, my daily routine is going round, unplugging, turning off and checking 'if we don't need it, turn it off'. Aged 49, never used a washing line. Always tumbled dryed everything! Even during heatwaves. Pfft, pegs are now my best freind. Have you smelt fresh line dreid washing? "
Can’t beat that fresh line dried smell can you? Mind you I’ve ironed the bedsheets before now and found bird poo on it. That’s the downside! |
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"I've felt like I've already won it. Don't want to boast too much, but I'm £90 in credit on the gas / electric account.
Mind you, I'm a woman poscessed, my daily routine is going round, unplugging, turning off and checking 'if we don't need it, turn it off'. Aged 49, never used a washing line. Always tumbled dryed everything! Even during heatwaves. Pfft, pegs are now my best freind. Have you smelt fresh line dreid washing?
Can’t beat that fresh line dried smell can you? Mind you I’ve ironed the bedsheets before now and found bird poo on it. That’s the downside! "
, think yourself lucky. You don't live near the sea like we do. Trerdactols, for seagulls. Have you seen their poop? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire "
It’s all good though as you never would have won, because I’ve decided I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire
It’s all good though as you never would have won, because I’ve decided I am "
You mean you haven't checked yet?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire
It’s all good though as you never would have won, because I’ve decided I am
You mean you haven't checked yet?! "
I’ll wait for my “good news!” email from Camelot in the morning. It’s on it’s way, I’m sure! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Won £3.70
Wish they would tell you in the email rather than getting your hopes high.
Going on tonights lucky dip.
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“We have good news about your lottery ticket” = we have mediocre news about your lottery ticket  |
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