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So stupid question of the day.
Ladies when riding a bike is it ever pleasurable if you get the saddle in right position and say your going down a bumpy road with lots of vibration?
Or is it my man's brain thinking it should be? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"So stupid question of the day.
Ladies when riding a bike is it ever pleasurable if you get the saddle in right position and say your going down a bumpy road with lots of vibration?
Or is it my man's brain thinking it should be?"
No, more often than not you end up with sore or numb fanny lips... ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to? "
That's an odd question? I can send cock pics to anyone I like. I just steal them first.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding?"
I'd marry them both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentleman.....if you had lady bits,
Which ones would you play with more?? x
Wait? How many vaginas have women got?
I have some spare in the cupboard  "
I’d play with the first one the most. I wasn’t aware of the other ones so I wouldn’t be missing out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding?"
An hour. The groom would understand, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding?
An hour. The groom would understand, right?"
If he didn’t he’s just selfish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding?
An hour. The groom would understand, right?
If he didn’t he’s just selfish "
Yeah! Bastard. |
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"Ladies why TF do you decide you want to have a conversation as soon as the football kicks off?  "
We're taught at a young age when is the most inappropriate time to start talking for maximum annoyance is. |
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"Men. Why do some of you put your fingers in our mouths and what exactly do you expect us to do with it? "
I know, idiots. Fucking hoped they washed them first but you know they haven't by the smell. |
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"Men, do you see your partner as a woman or something that should be in home bargains. Like an alarm clock, a calendar or a cleaning product.
Bizarre."
None of the above. She’s just the person who makes my tea  |
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Here's one!
Why do women always moan about the seat up and the tiniest amount of wee on the rim?
I'll tell ya.
You look boys and you find those girls have been pissing all over under the front of the seat and rim.
Go look now and call them out on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men, do you see your partner as a woman or something that should be in home bargains. Like an alarm clock, a calendar or a cleaning product.
Bizarre."
Wouldn't shop in home bargains, are they available in John Lewis?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men, do you see your partner as a woman or something that should be in home bargains. Like an alarm clock, a calendar or a cleaning product.
Bizarre."
I see her as a woman who is always in home bargains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to?
That's an odd question? I can send cock pics to anyone I like. I just steal them first. "
It’s not the same though is it |
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"So stupid question of the day.
Ladies when riding a bike is it ever pleasurable if you get the saddle in right position and say your going down a bumpy road with lots of vibration?
Or is it my man's brain thinking it should be?"
That depends on if your nether regions are broken in to the saddle or not. If they are then it can be quite pleasurable, if not it bloody hurts and our face will be like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to? "
100% feel like I’ve been robbed!
J.
(The Mrs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to?
That's an odd question? I can send cock pics to anyone I like. I just steal them first.
It’s not the same though is it "
How would I know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, do you also give the petrol pump a little wiggle after you've finished putting petrol in or is it just a man thing?"
Yep need to get every last drop |
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