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 how old was the person that said that to you?  | |||
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"Of course not, if you can still find a shag within your local bus route.. I say crack on!" . | |||
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"Lol please tell me it was from an 18/20 year old at least "38!!! | |||
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"Lol please tell me it was from an 18/20 year old at least
38!!! "The cheeky git! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " No your not elderly just mature | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " Just a youngster to me x | |||
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"Yes, Nora, yes you are! There, at least one of us had the nerve to tell you the truth!! "Knew I could rely on you to cheer me up Danny boy | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) No your not elderly just mature " Me? Mature?! That’s even funnier | |||
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"Would you like some help crossing the road dear? ". | |||
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"You have a figure that surpasses many 20/30 yr olds" . I think you mean I have a figure of two 20/30 year olds | |||
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"You are still in the middle age zone Nora "I think so! I can bloody break most men in their thirties! Cheeky buggars. | |||
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"Would you like some help crossing the road dear? "Oh sounds like she's in need of my services | |||
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"Lol please tell me it was from an 18/20 year old at least
38!!! "Oh my  some people are amusing with choice of words / terms | |||
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"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints." You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints .. | |||
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"The clue is in "Sun Life Over 50 Plan" "Haha. I have started getting things through the post about cruises and chair lifts | |||
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"The clue is in "Sun Life Over 50 Plan"
Haha. I have started getting things through the post about cruises and chair lifts "What a Saga. | |||
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"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints. You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints .. ". I may stop the blue rinse and using the lavender body lotion | |||
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"My 72 year FB leaves me completely knackered!!!!! Sexy dresser and a nice firm body. She thinks she’s a teenager!! " Oh I love this! I want to be this lady at 72! | |||
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"The clue is in "Sun Life Over 50 Plan"
Haha. I have started getting things through the post about cruises and chair lifts
What a Saga." | |||
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"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints. You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints .. "Brave man | |||
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"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints. You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints ..
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"Of course not, if you can still find a shag within your local bus route.. I say crack on!" ...but definitely elderly once you're using your free bus pass to get there? | |||
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"Well, you do have many "Nora" moments in life/conversation let's face it. But, until you start needing plastic pants you're not elderly and i'll still be your friend "I’m ok still as long as I stay away from trampolines | |||
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"I’m 27 and feel like in the blink of an eye I’ll be in my 50s… Elderly to me now feels like people at least 75 haha" Enjoy it coz I tell ya I got here bloody quick! | |||
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"Nora, we've had messages seeking an older/mature woman from guys aged.....32. I'm 36. 4 years older is hardly significant, no?! Anyway, you're as old as the man you feel, or something like that "Really?! Wow .
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"Well, you do have many "Nora" moments in life/conversation let's face it. But, until you start needing plastic pants you're not elderly and i'll still be your friend
I’m ok still as long as I stay away from trampolines "Could always invest in some of those Tena Lady Pants with the discount vouchers you get in the post! | |||
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I do however class myself at the age of 82 as elderly.  | |||
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"Nora, we've had messages seeking an older/mature woman from guys aged.....32. I'm 36. 4 years older is hardly significant, no?! Anyway, you're as old as the man you feel, or something like that
Really?! Wow .
Oh good I’m in my thirties then "There you go
PS: Can you send over the stair lift brochures? Asking for an.....erm friend | |||
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"Yes. You become elderly at 50. "Aw thanks Steve | |||
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"Nora, we've had messages seeking an older/mature woman from guys aged.....32. I'm 36. 4 years older is hardly significant, no?! Anyway, you're as old as the man you feel, or something like that
Really?! Wow .
Oh good I’m in my thirties then
There you go
PS: Can you send over the stair lift brochures? Asking for an.....erm friend " | |||
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"Other Options, mature, vintage, ancient, venerable, senior, decrepit, previously loved, second hand, doddery to name a just few... "Haha. You lot know how to make me feel better | |||
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"You have 16 years to go before you become elderly, That is when you qualify for your Old Age Pension, I believe you can get a bus pass though at 60
I do however class myself at the age of 82 as elderly. "I am afraid apart from London, you now get your bus pass at same age as your state pension. You only get free NHS prescriptions at 60. So even the state can't agree when someone is 'elderly' | |||
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"Well, you do have many "Nora" moments in life/conversation let's face it. But, until you start needing plastic pants you're not elderly and i'll still be your friend
I’m ok still as long as I stay away from trampolines
Could always invest in some of those Tena Lady Pants with the discount vouchers you get in the post! "Haha do they do actual pants?! *makes note for the future | |||
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"Yes. You become elderly at 50.
Aw thanks Steve "I’ll always be honest with you Nora at the least  | |||
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"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27 "Oh for goodness sake!! | |||
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"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27
Oh for goodness sake!!"I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked | |||
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"Do u want some of my mint imperials?" I prefer werthers. Not a fan of mints | |||
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"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27
Oh for goodness sake!!
I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked "You’re not even old! | |||
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"You ain't old Nora ... Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here "I was last one on that dance floor the other week! | |||
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"Now calm down dear. Put down the potpourri and suck on your Worthers Original until you feel better. You don't want to put your hip out "Jinx haha | |||
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"One good thing about this thread, reminded me to get a couple of Werther's Original packs when I go out later ". I do like those  | |||
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"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27
Oh for goodness sake!!
I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked
You’re not even old!"Tell that to my knees and spine | |||
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"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27
Oh for goodness sake!!
I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked
You’re not even old!
Tell that to my knees and spine " | |||
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"You ain't old Nora ... Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here
I was last one on that dance floor the other week!"And you didn't fall over once I was proud of you | |||
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"You ain't old Nora ... Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here
I was last one on that dance floor the other week!
And you didn't fall over once I was proud of you ". Unusual for me not to trip over something | |||
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"You ain't old Nora ... Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here
I was last one on that dance floor the other week!"Waiting for the Paramedics to revive you? | |||
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"You ain't old Nora ... Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here
I was last one on that dance floor the other week!
And you didn't fall over once I was proud of you
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"You ain't old Nora ... Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here
I was last one on that dance floor the other week!
Waiting for the Paramedics to revive you? "Haha yep you got it! | |||
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I'll see what she makes of it when we are away to Bingo tonight | |||
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"Jeez, I hope not OP, my other half is in early 50's, and I definitely don't her as elderly woman
I'll see what she makes of it when we are away to Bingo tonight "Bingo is all youngsters now! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " All I read from that was "Nora takes it"
Seriously...... Age. Its just a feckin number.
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"Jeez, I hope not OP, my other half is in early 50's, and I definitely don't her as elderly woman
I'll see what she makes of it when we are away to Bingo tonight
Bingo is all youngsters now!"Is it really? Will have to find local domino club then | |||
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"Are you meeting him Nora? "I’ve a good mind to! | |||
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"Codswallop ! You are not elderly until you can no longer do what you want to do, then it’s time for the knacker’s yard " Absolutely! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " Well looking at your profile I'd be happy to go on an exploration mission with you anytime
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"I suspect it was from someone whose English isn't the best. 'Older' rather than 'elderly'. " | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) Well looking at your profile I'd be happy to go on an exploration mission with you anytime
"Aw thanks. Too kind. Just Reminded me too! someone said my latest pic wasn’t real the other day. Presumably photoapped/shopped or whatever it’s called. So I removed it. Then I thought bollocks why should I it’s real so I put it back on! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " • Perhaps he was a 'meals on wheels' driver? | |||
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"Are you meeting him Nora?
I’ve a good mind to!"Poke him in the eye with your knitting needle | |||
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"Are you meeting him Nora?
I’ve a good mind to!
Poke him in the eye with your knitting needle ". As if I can knit! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) No your not elderly just mature " Calling some mature is abdidgy one as well. Mature makes me think of cheese, so if I'm told I'm mature (I'm 58) does that mean I'm smelly? | |||
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"No, you're middle aged right now Nora, ignore the elderly comment, you've got another fab 9 years (real life 2 years ) ahead of you before then."That’s tame for you! I expected a much harsher comment! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " How rude | |||
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"Do you sing-a-long-a-Max-Bygraves?" No but I do love country music. Always have though | |||
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"The way it used to be -Engelbert Humperdinck "Who? | |||
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"You look great, beautiful feet x " Feet! Do my feet even show in my pics! | |||
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"You look great, beautiful feet x Feet! Do my feet even show in my pics! "Another reminder to book an appointment with my podiatrist | |||
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"Think you still qualify as cougar ! "Ugh I hate that word too | |||
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"Think you still qualify as cougar !
Ugh I hate that word too "Go tiger | |||
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"You look great, beautiful feet x Feet! Do my feet even show in my pics! "Maybe he needs specsavers? | |||
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Actually we are a similar vintage and I wish I'd matured half as well as you ! | |||
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…needs to have a rethink!! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " Wow, no | |||
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"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles? Winston" Is it wise to have so many candles? Such excitement could cause an elderly woman to have palpitations. | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " The elderly are pensioners, or so I thought! | |||
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"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles? Winston Is it wise to have so many candles? Such excitement could cause an elderly woman to have palpitations. "Gosh you're right. Also, all that flame, I imagine the room would be starved of oxygen.
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"I’ve got to be honest OP but I’m dreading it getting to your age "That's because you already look to be 65. It's been a hard life | |||
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"I’ve got to be honest OP but I’m dreading it getting to your age
That's because you already look to be 65. It's been a hard life "Dead | |||
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"Nora your age max is 50?" Yep it is. | |||
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"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles? Winston" I don’t like cake anyway | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " FFS x | |||
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"I'm a year older than you. I winced so hard. "Well, if the cap... | |||
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"Nah. Retirement age makes you elderly imo. But what does that mean? Absolutely f all. Ignore labels" I'm retiring next year I'm not elderly! I'm mature x | |||
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"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles? Winston I don’t like cake anyway " Monty Python. Young Ones. Cake. Got it........ Winston | |||
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"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles? Winston I don’t like cake anyway Monty Python. Young Ones. Cake. Got it........ Winston" Haha. Wow! Do you have notes on me | |||
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"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles? Winston I don’t like cake anyway Monty Python. Young Ones. Cake. Got it........ Winston Haha. Wow! Do you have notes on me "We all do.......
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"Can anyone smell pee? "I'd check your wellies | |||
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"I'm a year older than you. I winced so hard.
Well, if the cap... "I'm going to take a large pineapple and stick it... | |||
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"Can anyone smell pee?
I'd check your wellies "That’s my own | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " Far from it! | |||
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"This thread had my crying.... ... ... with laughter! Now have we established what the cut-off point is between "mature" and "elderly"? "I’m not sure I want to know! | |||
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"I'm a year older than you. I winced so hard.
Well, if the cap...
I'm going to take a large pineapple and stick it..."Promises promises. | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " You're in your sexual prime ... As am I. | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) You're in your sexual prime ... As am I. " Oh I definitely am! | |||
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"Rex has just turned us both down because we're too elderly. "I have street cred and can’t be seen with elderly ladies I’m afraid  | |||
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"Nora the Elder sounds ok though "Oi you! | |||
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"Rex has just turned us both down because we're too elderly.
I have street cred and can’t be seen with elderly ladies I’m afraid "Jeez. You'll shag anything. I feel really depressed now. | |||
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"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me " I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha | |||
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"Rex has just turned us both down because we're too elderly.
I have street cred and can’t be seen with elderly ladies I’m afraid
Jeez. You'll shag anything. I feel really depressed now. " | |||
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"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha " My real age range includes you, Nora | |||
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"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha My real age range includes you, Nora ". You’re a cheeky one Steve. It’s taking me longer to work you out than most people and it’s vexing me | |||
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"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha My real age range includes you, Nora
. You’re a cheeky one Steve. It’s taking me longer to work you out than most people and it’s vexing me "Maybe you never will *exists mysteriously* | |||
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"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha My real age range includes you, Nora
. You’re a cheeky one Steve. It’s taking me longer to work you out than most people and it’s vexing me
Maybe you never will
*exists mysteriously*
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " Ok looking at your pics and you're saying your elderly. Only thing wrong with you is your eyesight then. | |||
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"Can anyone smell pee?
I'd check your wellies
That’s my own "Thought it smelled a bit funky  | |||
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"If ur knickers and nipples meet at your knees yes im afraid your elderly " Fuck | |||
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"I believe mature is the correct term although I'm using that loosely "Like a fine wine or a stinky cheese? | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) Ok looking at your pics and you're saying your elderly. Only thing wrong with you is your eyesight then." Haha someone else said it. | |||
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"I believe mature is the correct term although I'm using that loosely
Like a fine wine or a stinky cheese?"Danish blue | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " No. You’re in your prime. And it’s a shame you’re not in my bed, Nora! | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " Your as old as you feel & there’s women out there half your age & would like to look as good as you & having the fun & attitude you have. 50 plus is not old. I’ve known & still know of men & women having regular fun in their 80s. From an adorer of Nora. | |||
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"“I love an elderly woman” Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost! I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet! Am I an elderly woman at 51? Go on I can take it. (I think!) " That depends on who said it to you. Age, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder | |||
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