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"Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.
Just a big no from me.
Classy xxxx"
Not classy, it’s just very basic manners. Maybe I’m old fashioned or just not cool but I wouldn’t dream of it. |
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"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing 
I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority. "
I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
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"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing
I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.
I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally
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I’d never fart with you close by !!!! |
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"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing
I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.
I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally
I’d never fart with you close by !!!!"
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing
I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.
I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally
I’d never fart with you close by !!!!
The words every woman wants to hear "
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over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in. "
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
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Never ? Wow xx impressive control |
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control"
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha "
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha "
I’m impressed xxx |
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"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing
I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.
I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally
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Thank goodness there are at least a couple of ladies with a sense of good manners and decorum. Breaking wind is NOT a public event. |
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control"
I also don’t burp at the table or pick my nose and eat it.
Yep, manners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
I also don’t burp at the table or pick my nose and eat it.
Yep, manners "
But do you pull out a wedgie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
I also don’t burp at the table or pick my nose and eat it.
Yep, manners
But do you pull out a wedgie?"
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over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
I’m impressed xxx"
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over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
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As per your elderly thread don't worry you will get Tena lady vouchers in the post soon |
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This might just be me, but when I'm about to play in a club I have the need to fart. So far I have luckily kept them in.
I have however had a couple of women who have farted during play, both times could have stripped wallpaper. |
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
As per your elderly thread don't worry you will get Tena lady vouchers in the post soon "
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
I’m impressed xxx
Why thank you "
Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"This might just be me, but when I'm about to play in a club I have the need to fart. So far I have luckily kept them in.
I have however had a couple of women who have farted during play, both times could have stripped wallpaper. "
Funny |
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over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
I’m impressed xxx
Why thank you
Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx"
There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
I’m impressed xxx
Why thank you
Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx
There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha "
No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
As per your elderly thread don't worry you will get Tena lady vouchers in the post soon "
Moist Tena panties? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
I’m impressed xxx
Why thank you
Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx
There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha
No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol"
Bar farting |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
I’m impressed xxx
Why thank you
Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx
There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha
No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol
Bar farting "
You got me!!! Xxxxx |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Then leave the room.
It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.
Never ? Wow xx impressive control
Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha
I’m impressed xxx
Why thank you
Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx
There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha
No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol
Bar farting "
Love your pics by the way xxx |
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Agreed "
There was a recent story of a lady who ended up in hospital because she had held in for 2 years as did not want to fart in the presence of her boyfriend |
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"It's not healthy to hold it in.
Agreed
There was a recent story of a lady who ended up in hospital because she had held in for 2 years as did not want to fart in the presence of her boyfriend "
It was in the news as it was a very extreme case.
There is no need to fart in front of others. I never have and have never had an issue. I’ve never had a partner who has either and none of them are dead (as far as I know). If you need to fart, go to the loo or leave the room. Easy |
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I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!
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"I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!
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Having worked in theatres for a long time, you think theatre staff stand there farting? Although I’ve only worked in day theatres where a typical case only lasted around 40 minutes, I have never been aware of anyone farting and staff often leave to use the bathroom or get equipment from elsewhere |
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"I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!
Having worked in theatres for a long time, you think theatre staff stand there farting? Although I’ve only worked in day theatres where a typical case only lasted around 40 minutes, I have never been aware of anyone farting and staff often leave to use the bathroom or get equipment from elsewhere "
I've worked in hospitals in my past yes, and it has happened because someone hasn't been able to leave. And my Dad was a driver and most definitely did fart not like you can pull over on the M4 for a fart. I agree it should be avoided but realistic enough to know on occasion it might happen.
Or my grandad had a colostomy bag after having colon cancer, and he had no control of some of the noises etc. To someone who didn't know they'd think he was farting, I just don't personally like thinking that it's an automatic rudeness or lack of manners, that's all. |
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"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.
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It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon
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"I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!
Having worked in theatres for a long time, you think theatre staff stand there farting? Although I’ve only worked in day theatres where a typical case only lasted around 40 minutes, I have never been aware of anyone farting and staff often leave to use the bathroom or get equipment from elsewhere
I've worked in hospitals in my past yes, and it has happened because someone hasn't been able to leave. And my Dad was a driver and most definitely did fart not like you can pull over on the M4 for a fart. I agree it should be avoided but realistic enough to know on occasion it might happen.
Or my grandad had a colostomy bag after having colon cancer, and he had no control of some of the noises etc. To someone who didn't know they'd think he was farting, I just don't personally like thinking that it's an automatic rudeness or lack of manners, that's all. "
Clearly I’m not referring to those with medical conditions.
You’re right, there was one lady at work who would stink the room out in front of everyone else. She had no medical condition, she could leave the room, it was rudeness. Everyone referred to her as a dirty, stinky bitch frequently
You don’t die if you hold in a fart. Luckily, the people I associate with seem to be able to hold theirs in just fine, as have my sexual partners. Thank god |
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"Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.
Just a
big no from me.
Same as you,nothing worse when having sex and they let one rip OMG
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Omg if someone farted during sex I’d be gone. Such a turn off. I’d dry up like a crisp packet. Luckily I’ve never experienced that.
My last long term partner wouldn’t dream of farting in front of anyone, he would have found that such bad manners. Thankfully! |
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By *omino51Man
over a year ago
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When I was younger holding it in was no problem, but a warning to all the younger prim and proper folk on this thread, the time comes when you can play a nice tune down there to order. Nowadays
I only have to stand up and the 1812 ovature pops out |
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"When I was younger holding it in was no problem, but a warning to all the younger prim and proper folk on this thread, the time comes when you can play a nice tune down there to order. Nowadays
I only have to stand up and the 1812 ovature pops out "
So having good manners is being prim and proper?
Happy to be the queen of prim and proper then in that case |
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"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!"
Loud and proud, if at all possible.
Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.
In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!
Loud and proud, if at all possible.
Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.
In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open "
Love your style! Silent but deadly |
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"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!
Loud and proud, if at all possible.
Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.
In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open
Love your style! Silent but deadly "
Silent but violent |
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over a year ago
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"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.
It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon
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In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.
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"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!
Loud and proud, if at all possible.
Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.
In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open
Love your style! Silent but deadly
Silent but violent "
Yeah Jimmy, because every poor bastard on the train wants a nose full of your shit particles don’t they  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.
It can be very funny though "
It's not funny when you're the one walking into a cloud of gut wrenching stench in Asda, after your juvenile husband releases and runs.
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"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.
It can be very funny though
It's not funny when you're the one walking into a cloud of gut wrenching stench in Asda, after your juvenile husband releases and runs.
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" Clearly I’m not referring to those with medical conditions.
You’re right, there was one lady at work who would stink the room out in front of everyone else. She had no medical condition, she could leave the room, it was rudeness. Everyone referred to her as a dirty, stinky bitch frequently "
Your lady at work who stank the room probably has IBS as smelly farts are one of the embarrassing symptoms. I have IBS and god help anyone near me the day after I’ve eaten steak as I could clear an auditorium in one go… unfortunately it’s not just once as more one day of stinky farts. Thank god I live alone.
It’s a meaty smell - hope there are no vegans here |
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" Clearly I’m not referring to those with medical conditions.
You’re right, there was one lady at work who would stink the room out in front of everyone else. She had no medical condition, she could leave the room, it was rudeness. Everyone referred to her as a dirty, stinky bitch frequently
Your lady at work who stank the room probably has IBS as smelly farts are one of the embarrassing symptoms. I have IBS and god help anyone near me the day after I’ve eaten steak as I could clear an auditorium in one go… unfortunately it’s not just once as more one day of stinky farts. Thank god I live alone.
It’s a meaty smell - hope there are no vegans here "
Having known her for a good 15 years, I can confirm with 100% accuracy that she does not have ibs. I can tell you all about her other health concerns that she tells us all about but none are concerning her digestive system. |
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"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.
It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon
In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.
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I see. And how many times did you fart deliberately? |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.
It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon
In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.
I see. And how many times did you fart deliberately? "
Fantastic!! Lol |
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"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.
It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon
In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.
I see. And how many times did you fart deliberately?
Fantastic!! Lol"
Cheers!
My father in law is a po-faced old prock who doesn’t swear and disapproves of farting, drinking and all other forms of fun. I came in from the pub one night a bit giddy, did the old “pull my finger” gag and he fell for it . He was horrified, which just made it funnier |
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One guy I used to work with almost always let rip between the warehouse and the shop floor. Between two set of big flappy plastic doors. So when you dragged a cage out you got slammed with this stench. It was so bad it would make you retch, it would never go anywhere either, it would just sit there and wait for people to breathe it in. |
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