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Yesterday I forgot to drink my coffee. I’d placed it on a kids plastic chair. An hour later I went to pick it up and it was stuck to the chair and I spilled the full thing on a cream carpet. |
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When got made redundant and decided to revamp the kitchen as didn't expect to get another job soon. Ripped up floor, units, tiles and half the ceiling. Shock, horror, covid hits one week later and end up working 12 hours shifts. Taken 2 years to get it all back together!! |
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Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits.  |
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"When got made redundant and decided to revamp the kitchen as didn't expect to get another job soon. Ripped up floor, units, tiles and half the ceiling. Shock, horror, covid hits one week later and end up working 12 hours shifts. Taken 2 years to get it all back together!! "
Oh blimey  |
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"Yesterday I forgot to drink my coffee. I’d placed it on a kids plastic chair. An hour later I went to pick it up and it was stuck to the chair and I spilled the full thing on a cream carpet."
Yep I laughed...and then felt sympathy, surely that counts  |
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"Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits. "
Oh no...was it one you wanted to read |
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Dropped a virtually full jar of Doritos spicy salsa on the living room floor which then bounced up, somersaulted and emptied its contents in a wonderful arch of spray across the side of the light grey sofa, chunks and all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yesterday I forgot to drink my coffee. I’d placed it on a kids plastic chair. An hour later I went to pick it up and it was stuck to the chair and I spilled the full thing on a cream carpet.
Yep I laughed...and then felt sympathy, surely that counts "
Luckily the stain has near enough came out and I was planning on cleaning the carpets this weekend anyway so not a complete disaster. |
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"Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits.
Oh no...was it one you wanted to read"
Thankfully still ok to read but it's immaculate appearance is lost forever, much like myself. |
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"Making my coffee this morning I poured the kettle water into the coffee instead of the cup..
I missed the cup the other week and poured hot water straight onto my hand  that hurt "
Owwww. Iv done that too many times!
my hands dont really feel hot stuff, been burnt too many times lol |
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"Dropped a virtually full jar of Doritos spicy salsa on the living room floor which then bounced up, somersaulted and emptied its contents in a wonderful arch of spray across the side of the light grey sofa, chunks and all "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After seriously regretting letting small hands apply sudocreme onto my sunburn, which apparently also includes my hair and sofa....
When did you last make a mess... and no cum does not count "
In the last 10 mins cooking….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I baked a rainbow sponge ganache rainbow drip cake for my niece, great now that wasnt the issue....
The issue was when i got it out at my sisters, dropped it on the floor and her sausage dog went mental snaffled and trampled it everywhere. 
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
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"Dropped a virtually full jar of Doritos spicy salsa on the living room floor which then bounced up, somersaulted and emptied its contents in a wonderful arch of spray across the side of the light grey sofa, chunks and all "
I’m going to Hell, but that made me chuckle! Sincere apologies.
I just had the vision of the Doritos jar spinning gracefully through the air, freely emptying itself, to the accompaniment of ‘The Blue Danube’…. |
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"Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits. "
Quickly searched online for another copy |
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