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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So they want to make a set of cards for the forums. 1 cand per user.
What 5 topics should be included on the cards and how do you think you would rate?
Its all about your forum presence not your overall fab profile |
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Threads started (I score low)
Threads killed (I score quite low)
Number of people admitting to having you on their hotlist (a pleasingly decent number)
Number of messages received on a my mate fancies you thread (varies a lot, but generally a low number)
Likelihood of leaving the lounge and posting elsewhere (very very low) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads started (I score low)
Threads killed (I score quite low)
Number of people admitting to having you on their hotlist (a pleasingly decent number)
Number of messages received on a my mate fancies you thread (varies a lot, but generally a low number)
Likelihood of leaving the lounge and posting elsewhere (very very low)"
Good call on the last one, I once accidentally clicked on the Swinger's Chat forum. The memory haunts me  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Threads started (I score low)
Threads killed (I score quite low)
Number of people admitting to having you on their hotlist (a pleasingly decent number)
Number of messages received on a my mate fancies you thread (varies a lot, but generally a low number)
Likelihood of leaving the lounge and posting elsewhere (very very low)
Good call on the last one, I once accidentally clicked on the Swinger's Chat forum. The memory haunts me "
I’m still haunted by the virus thread yesterday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do the have a pic of their dick with a lynclx can?
do they have a pic with a sky remote?
and various other dick pic guises 
Px "
clearly i can't type while having needles dragged down my thigh.
that should read 'lynx can'
  Px |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Forum word count/month
Length of time on site(in current guise - not including old profiles)
Number of profile photos
How many forum users have the shagged
Number of times someone has stated them as their favourite forum user in a thread in the hope of getting a shag
A |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"These ones! 
D.
You have a Fab Trumps card! Envious and impressed. 
If you would like one Meli, just let me know, I will knock you one up no problem 
D."
I would love one from you.
(No, I really would! How did you do it? Slide into my box and tell me all) |
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"So they want to make a set of cards for the forums. 1 cand per user.
What 5 topics should be included on the cards and how do you think you would rate?
Its all about your forum presence not your overall fab profile"
Winston...
Argumentative twat.
Thinks he's funny.
Questionable dress sense
Punching. Properly punching.
Can't flirt.
Lady Astor...
Hot.
Hot.
Hot.
Hot.
Did I say Hot?
Winston
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self-deprecation
Wit
Flirting
Conflict
Banter
I think that would be a mixed bag of scores  "
Honestly read it as "a mixed bag of scones" and was quite bemused for a couple of minutes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?"
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory"
Certainly not since you unfriended me  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory"
Thats not what the secret fab groups say!
Quite the little pocket rocket by all accounts  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory
Thats not what the secret fab groups say!
Quite the little pocket rocket by all accounts "
well considering no one from her has met me thats a lie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory
Certainly not since you unfriended me "
I unfriended everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory
Certainly not since you unfriended me
I unfriended everyone "
Oh, Wonko |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory
Certainly not since you unfriended me
I unfriended everyone "
Its a good job we are more than friends then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory
Certainly not since you unfriended me
I unfriended everyone
Oh, Wonko "
What? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Are they a cock?
Do they want Wonko's cock?
the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory
Certainly not since you unfriended me
I unfriended everyone
Its a good job we are more than friends then "
Block list buddies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scores out of ten for:
Man Meat Monday
Torso Tuesday
Wiggle Wednesday
Thigh Thursday
Face Pic Friday
LvM "
I could do ok based on that
Man Meat Monday 6
Torso Tuesday 8
Wiggle Wednesday 10
Thigh Thursday 10
Face Pic Friday 8 |
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"Scores out of ten for:
Man Meat Monday
Torso Tuesday
Wiggle Wednesday
Thigh Thursday
Face Pic Friday
LvM
Sad Sausage Saturday?
Snail Trail Sunday?
There ARE 7 days in a week, after all. "
*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change ... Intrigued by Saturday though
LvM |
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"Scores out of ten for:
Man Meat Monday
Torso Tuesday
Wiggle Wednesday
Thigh Thursday
Face Pic Friday
LvM
Sad Sausage Saturday?
Snail Trail Sunday?
There ARE 7 days in a week, after all.
*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change ... Intrigued by Saturday though
LvM"
*Rolls slowly off to Specsavers*
Sad Sausage Saturday - most points for the most depressing looking flaccid penis on show |
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"Scores out of ten for:
Man Meat Monday
Torso Tuesday
Wiggle Wednesday
Thigh Thursday
Face Pic Friday
LvM
Sad Sausage Saturday?
Snail Trail Sunday?
There ARE 7 days in a week, after all.
*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change ... Intrigued by Saturday though
LvM
*Rolls slowly off to Specsavers*
Sad Sausage Saturday - most points for the most depressing looking flaccid penis on show "
So... a regular Saturday then? What about Flacid Friday?
LvM |
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"Scores out of ten for:
Man Meat Monday
Torso Tuesday
Wiggle Wednesday
Thigh Thursday
Face Pic Friday
LvM
Sad Sausage Saturday?
Snail Trail Sunday?
There ARE 7 days in a week, after all.
*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change ... Intrigued by Saturday though
LvM
*Rolls slowly off to Specsavers*
Sad Sausage Saturday - most points for the most depressing looking flaccid penis on show
So... a regular Saturday then? What about Flacid Friday?
LvM"
I want to award points for utter desperation in the flaccid situation though. I'm not looking for happy googly eyes or something cheerily perched on a hotdog bun |
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Number of profiles they have blocked:
Number of orgasms achieves thinking of fellow forumers:
Ability to resolve conflict:
Ability to start conflict:
Number of tears shed the first time they saw Big Harold: |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Number of profiles they have blocked:
Number of orgasms achieves thinking of fellow forumers:
Ability to resolve conflict:
Ability to start conflict:
Number of tears shed the first time they saw Big Harold:"
Tears of joy or tears of pain? |
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