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I'll put myself forward for sound engineering and making the eventual band sound good via a mixing desk lol | |||
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"I will be 90's style backing dancer doing the running man." mmm a whole male backing singers and dancers section all in suits, always been one of my fantasies! xx | |||
"I will be 90's style backing dancer doing the running man." will you be wearing an afro some skimpy pants and some shades?? | |||
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"regularly play guitar and sing in covers band ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in boy mode sadly,,,,,,,,,,,,,however be happy to dress up in this cool band........if required lol" get your best frock on and rock out!! | |||
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"I can play the cello and used to be a dancer "your dancing is amazinggggggg.. | |||
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"I will be 90's style backing dancer doing the running man. will you be wearing an afro some skimpy pants and some shades?? " Yes and satin shirt outside of baggy pants  | |||
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"Can I be the fluffer?" whats a fluffer? | |||
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"Can I be the fluffer? whats a fluffer? " Ermmmm google it. It's a way of helping the band members warm up | |||
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"Can I be roadie I'll make sure there is a bowl full of red m&m and copious amounts of JD!!" and white wine | |||
"Can I be the fluffer? whats a fluffer? " I had to ask recently as didn't know either lol | |||
"Can I be roadie I'll make sure there is a bowl full of red m&m and copious amounts of JD!! and white wine "& gin | |||
"Can I be roadie I'll make sure there is a bowl full of red m&m and copious amounts of JD!!" No Brown M&Ms ever! My god I love Van Halen! I'm happy to play any style of music, but I think 80's style rock would suit best. It also means I get to show my chops off! | |||
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"I can play merry hell! " You can assist Kinky with TV smashing duties then, we also need someone to drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool! | |||
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"Can I be the fluffer? whats a fluffer? I had to ask recently as didn't know either lol" right ive googled it now
Sue you little hussy.. now why didnt i think of asking for that role dammit haha  | |||
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"Piano, guitar, bass... I could even be persuaded to dig out my clarinet (why am I admitting this?)" Clarinet is a cool instrument, we could do a cover of Big Bad Bill Is Sweet William Now. | |||
"Can I be the fluffer? whats a fluffer? I had to ask recently as didn't know either lol right ive googled it now
Sue you little hussy.. now why didnt i think of asking for that role dammit haha "Not sure it'd work on the female members of the band though | |||
"Piano, guitar, bass... I could even be persuaded to dig out my clarinet (why am I admitting this?) Clarinet is a cool instrument, we could do a cover of Big Bad Bill Is Sweet William Now." I love big band stuff The intent was to move on to sax but never got that far, think some would disagree with you on the cool comment, lol | |||
"Piano, guitar, bass... I could even be persuaded to dig out my clarinet (why am I admitting this?) Clarinet is a cool instrument, we could do a cover of Big Bad Bill Is Sweet William Now. I love big band stuff The intent was to move on to sax but never got that far, think some would disagree with you on the cool comment, lol "I think clarinets have a beautiful sound. | |||
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"Can I be the fluffer? whats a fluffer? I had to ask recently as didn't know either lol right ive googled it now
Sue you little hussy.. now why didnt i think of asking for that role dammit haha
Not sure it'd work on the female members of the band though"Oh I am happy to share the role. I will fluff the males. I am sure some kind gentleman will volunteer for the girls | |||
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"In addition to throwing televisions and causing trouble, I want to be theramin player." Have ever tries to 'play' one before? They're a lot of fun but difficult to control, I've even seen one fitted to a guitar, god knows how it sounded! | |||
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"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry " well do a little jig then lol | |||
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"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry " You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry). | |||
"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry " you could design the posters/album artwork or be costume designer, | |||
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"After just yapping in private message to a talented musician it got me thinking.. who else has music talents and would make up part of the virtual Fab Forum Band? We need musicians, dancers, creative directors, stage production team, pyrotechnics, promotions.. come on people all join in and be apart of it. Id have voted for Soapy on lead vocals after hearing his karaoke performance but he's left again
I'll put myself forward for sound engineering and making the eventual band sound good via a mixing desk lol"I used to hae an elastic band | |||
"I can play merry hell! You can assist Kinky with TV smashing duties then, we also need someone to drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool!" Sorted! I also know how to turn it up to '11' if required! | |||
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"I can play merry hell! You can assist Kinky with TV smashing duties then, we also need someone to drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool! Sorted! I also know how to turn it up to '11' if required!" Lol! I actually have a Marshall SLP Plexi that goes to eleven! | |||
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"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol" Bums n Hoses! | |||
"In addition to throwing televisions and causing trouble, I want to be theramin player. Have ever tries to 'play' one before? They're a lot of fun but difficult to control, I've even seen one fitted to a guitar, god knows how it sounded!" I haven't but I've always wanted one. There are make your own theramin kits on ebay and I'm often tempted. | |||
"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol" ..... they used to have a profile here. | |||
"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry " View you could be in charge of sorting out who get what in the bands back stage rider,,,,, Please can I have some Turkish-delight and large portion of beef dripping….!.  | |||
"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol ..... they used to have a profile here. "seriously? ooopps erm i'll re think thenn lol | |||
"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol" Tart Jam | |||
"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry View you could be in charge of sorting out who get what in the bands back stage rider,,,,, Please can I have some Turkish-delight and large portion of beef dripping….!. "I accept Soxy x | |||
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"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol Tart Jam" i like it!! | |||
"Actually can i be one of those fat ladies dancing, cant remember what they call themselves" ...you're too wee to be a rolly-polly now. | |||
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"In addition to throwing televisions and causing trouble, I want to be theramin player. Have ever tries to 'play' one before? They're a lot of fun but difficult to control, I've even seen one fitted to a guitar, god knows how it sounded! I haven't but I've always wanted one. There are make your own theramin kits on ebay and I'm often tempted." we bought one of those it wasnt great, ive had a go one a really good one and they are easier to use, but really, unless you're Hawkwind you cant use them much! x | |||
"Can I be the fluffer? whats a fluffer? Ermmmm google it. It's a way of helping the band members warm up "
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"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry)." Oi! I play drums! I was looking forward to slapping my skins...
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"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry). Oi! I play drums! I was looking forward to slapping my skins...
"Thats a great idea!!!! Hey I can easily bend over and touch my toes ,,,, so I wouldn’t mind being part of a pair of human bongo drum too,,,,,, | |||
"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry). Oi! I play drums! I was looking forward to slapping my skins...
Thats a great idea!!!!
Hey I can easily bend over and touch my toes ,,,, so I wouldn’t mind being part of a pair of human bongo drum too,,,,,, "Do you have another TV friend who could double up for the Congas???
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"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry). Oi! I play drums! I was looking forward to slapping my skins...
Thats a great idea!!!!
Hey I can easily bend over and touch my toes ,,,, so I wouldn’t mind being part of a pair of human bongo drum too,,,,,,
Do you have another TV friend who could double up for the Congas???
"Yeah but to be honest he's more of a kettle drum type tranny Gosh I hope he doesn't read this.... yikes.. | |||
"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry). Oi! I play drums! I was looking forward to slapping my skins...
Thats a great idea!!!!
Hey I can easily bend over and touch my toes ,,,, so I wouldn’t mind being part of a pair of human bongo drum too,,,,,,
Do you have another TV friend who could double up for the Congas???
Yeah but to be honest he's more of a kettle drum type tranny
Gosh I hope he doesn't read this.... yikes.. "Then I'll be kind and say he can be the floor mounted 14 and 16" tom toms then...
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"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol" Surely... SURELY, it has to be some sort of swing band!!! | |||
"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol Surely... SURELY, it has to be some sort of swing band!!!" Fuckadelic...??
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"any idea's for the band name? the shaggaloonies was my first thought lol Surely... SURELY, it has to be some sort of swing band!!! Fuckadelic...??
"I think there wouldn't be a lot wrong with quite simply 'The Fab-Swingers' or 'The Fab-Swing (Big) Band', no one would know and if they did it would be a bonus | |||
"After just yapping in private message to a talented musician it got me thinking.. who else has music talents and would make up part of the virtual Fab Forum Band? We need musicians, dancers, creative directors, stage production team, pyrotechnics, promotions.. come on people all join in and be apart of it. Id have voted for Soapy on lead vocals after hearing his karaoke performance but he's left again
I'll put myself forward for sound engineering and making the eventual band sound good via a mixing desk lol"Oh no I didn't know soapy had left again and he had only just got here what happened ? | |||
"I'll put myself forward for a dancer and creativity "yes, we remember your 'creativity' on the 175 speed attempt thread yesterday....
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"I need some tiger print spandex pants! " Try primark | |||
"I need some tiger print spandex pants! " I could lend you mine but they'd probably be calf length on you. You might get away with it with long boots. | |||
"I need some tiger print spandex pants! Try primark "I have never set foot in a Primark and have no intention of starting now. Can I just borrow yours?! | |||
"I need some tiger print spandex pants! I could lend you mine but they'd probably be calf length on you. You might get away with it with long boots." Perfect...lol | |||
"I need some tiger print spandex pants! Try primark
I have never set foot in a Primark and have no intention of starting now. Can I just borrow yours?! "Mines are leopard print, but help yourself | |||
I would offer to do the band photography as it's what I do...but not sure how that would work for a virtual band lol | |||
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"I'll supply the amp...mine goes to 11!
"can you fix them too? mine's currently in bits on my dining room floor! | |||
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"the way this is going cute were gonna have more members than the sugababes "Sounds like we could start an orchestra! I'm happy to audition Flautists! | |||
"I'll supply the amp...mine goes to 11!
can you fix them too? mine's currently in bits on my dining room floor!
"How many bits are we talking about lol | |||
"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry)." think messrs Bevan, Baker, Rich, Powell et al, prove the joke's on the guitarist (drummers joke) | |||
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"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry). think messrs Bevan, Baker, Rich, Powell et al, prove the joke's on the guitarist (drummers joke) "Now now, don't take it personally. You forgot Keith Moon from your list | |||
"can i play the tambourine "no.. your talents are singing and ceroc dancing | |||
"I'll supply the amp...mine goes to 11!
can you fix them too? mine's currently in bits on my dining room floor!
"Depends on the amp in question. If its a proper tube amp, then sure, I can rebuild and service them. If its a transistor/modelling/digital amp, then put it in the bin and buy a new one... | |||
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"can i play the tambourine
no.. your talents are singing and ceroc dancing "who said it was singing????  | |||
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"I loved this thread! Sax player here..." There is something very sexy about female sax players! | |||
"I'll supply the amp...mine goes to 11!
can you fix them too? mine's currently in bits on my dining room floor!
Depends on the amp in question.
If its a proper tube amp, then sure, I can rebuild and service them. If its a transistor/modelling/digital amp, then put it in the bin and buy a new one..."thanks, skills duly noted for future reference... alas cant afford a nice tube amp at the mo, so its a digital one i'm trying to save from the bin to tide me over. I will add a nice one to the shopping list for my share of the royalties when the fab band goes global lol | |||
"can't sing can't play an instrument sorry You can be the drummer then! (Guitarist joke, sorry). think messrs Bevan, Baker, Rich, Powell et al, prove the joke's on the guitarist (drummers joke)
Now now, don't take it personally.
You forgot Keith Moon from your list "et all would of course include moonie, starkey, paice, ward, bonham , etc etc. | |||
"I'll supply the amp...mine goes to 11!
can you fix them too? mine's currently in bits on my dining room floor!
Depends on the amp in question.
If its a proper tube amp, then sure, I can rebuild and service them. If its a transistor/modelling/digital amp, then put it in the bin and buy a new one...
thanks, skills duly noted for future reference...
alas cant afford a nice tube amp at the mo, so its a digital one i'm trying to save from the bin to tide me over.
I will add a nice one to the shopping list for my share of the royalties when the fab band goes global lol
"Sadly, most digital amps (Line6 etc) aren't really servicable as much of the preamp is software based (the amp models and effects). They just run through a solid state (transistor) poweramp. You can buy kits to build your own tube amps, they're a couple of hundred quid (for an 18watt Marshall SLP clone, you will not believe how loud an 18watt tube amp is, I've gigged with one!!) but worth the investment. They're fun to build too, just be carefull, the capacitors inside the amp store huge voltages that can kill if not discharged correctly. | |||
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"I loved this thread! Sax player here... There is something very sexy about female sax players!" Played since I was 12...alto | |||
"I loved this thread! Sax player here... There is something very sexy about female sax players! Played since I was 12...alto "Can I request a private performance...sax performance! | |||
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"I'll put myself forward for a dancer and creativity
yes, we remember your 'creativity' on the 175 speed attempt thread yesterday....
"Hey it got me the win as I was 175 and I completed the alphabet to lol. | |||
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