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You are taller in the morning than you are in the evening. As we go through the day, the cartilage in our knees and spine slowly compresses causing us to shrink a little. When we sleep at night the cartilage has a chance to rest and goes back to its normal size. |
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"You are taller in the morning than you are in the evening. As we go through the day, the cartilage in our knees and spine slowly compresses causing us to shrink a little. When we sleep at night the cartilage has a chance to rest and goes back to its normal size."
So should I update my profile in the morning with my new height?  |
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My work colleague was late for work again today, when the boss asked him, why you late again?, his reply was 'sorry i was dreaming about football and it went into extra time, that's why I slept in' |
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"You are taller in the morning than you are in the evening. As we go through the day, the cartilage in our knees and spine slowly compresses causing us to shrink a little. When we sleep at night the cartilage has a chance to rest and goes back to its normal size."
So go to theme parks in the morning to get on the rides |
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When you have a night on the town and you come home at 3am fall into bed, wake up the next day feeling like you have been hit by a lorry....its the sleep that did it, as you felt brilliant when you went to bed. True story that. |
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"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.
What if you don't have a penis?  you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly  "
Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm? |
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"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.
What if you don't have a penis? you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly
Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm?"
only if you rub special ointment in  |
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"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.
What if you don't have a penis? you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly
Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm? only if you rub special ointment in "
I'm told cocoa butter is best  |
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"Lemons float, but limes sink Because limes are denser than lemons, they drop to the bottom of a glass, while lemons float at the top. "
Omg this has spun me  |
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"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.
What if you don't have a penis? you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly
Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm?"
If so, i'm coming to your house! Wow! |
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