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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

You’re filling in a form, the question is ‘Sex’ and you put; yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Relatable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha true

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

You see a man in Star Wars pjs…is there a tick box for that OP?

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"You see a man in Star Wars pjs…is there a tick box for that OP?

Omg! Geek lover!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you see a ham sandwich in Sainsbury’s and it reminds you of someone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You see them and you’ve already undressed them and fucked them hard in your mind before you say hello.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I remember some years ago, helping my Gran to fill in a form for my Grandad.

She'd read it out to me, like ...... Name?

I'd reply, that's Grandads name they're asking for.

Date of birth, etc etc.

Then she said.... Sex?

Without thinking, I replied ....... Just put yes please, Nan.

I suddenly felt really embarrassed whilst she was sat there laughing out loud.

Cheers for the memory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you can't leave your desk because how their message has got you

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You know you're horny when you have to change your knickers 3 times a day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know you're incontinent when you have to change your knickers 3 times a day

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"When you see a ham sandwich in Sainsbury’s and it reminds you of someone

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

You dry hump the kitchen unit when waiting for the kettle to boil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you smile a naughty smile and check your surroundings…..

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"You see a man in Star Wars pjs…is there a tick box for that OP?

Or someone in tiny pants?

Uhoh…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start to find the legs on a snooker table attractive…or perhaps this is just desperation

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By *oubledip8673Couple over a year ago

Gwent

You squeeze your thighs together when u see someone that tickles your fancy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know your horn when you have to fake a sore back in the presence of your horn source

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You know you're incontinent when you have to change your knickers 3 times a day

...or when you never leave your bathroom

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

When that accountancy spreadsheet suddenly becomes “sexy” data…

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