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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Tom stopped at a zebra crossing today in his horseless carriage and contemplated how much these crossings tell us about the people using them. Some wave, some don't, some dawdle, some cut the corners. Tom sees those who are polite, those with a sense of entitlement and often these buggers on pushbikes who flout the rules.. what does zebra crossing use say about you . ? |
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That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.  |
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"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings. "
what about heavy plant crossings?
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"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.
what about heavy plant crossings?
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I can discuss mammal's and bird's with you but your going to need a vegetarian for plants wonko.  |
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"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.
what about heavy plant crossings?
I can discuss mammal's and bird's with you but your going to need a vegetarian for plants wonko. "
what about bacon though?
i couldnt live without it
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"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.
what about heavy plant crossings?
I can discuss mammal's and bird's with you but your going to need a vegetarian for plants wonko.
what about bacon though?
i couldnt live without it
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Love a beacon sarnie. |
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"But what about the buggers who don't wave a thank you?
Entitled ? Lazy? oblivious?"
I must also remember to wave and thank all those buggers who use indicators and follow the other rules of the highway code ... hell I'll start waving from the moment I leave the house until I get home |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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That a lot of drivers are fuckwits and don’t know how to behave at them.
Crossing them while pedestrians are still on them.
Not stopping, or even acknowledging that they should have
Fuck drivers. Fuck them in their tiny assholes |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"That a lot of drivers are fuckwits and don’t know how to behave at them.
Crossing them while pedestrians are still on them.
Not stopping, or even acknowledging that they should have
Fuck drivers. Fuck them in their tiny assholes"
And these lycra clad buggers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And these lycra clad buggers"
They made a movie a few years ago called Iron Clad.
Will we have a tale about the struggles of the Lycra Clad in a few centuries time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tom stopped at a zebra crossing today in his horseless carriage and contemplated how much these crossings tell us about the people using them. Some wave, some don't, some dawdle, some cut the corners. Tom sees those who are polite, those with a sense of entitlement and often these buggers on pushbikes who flout the rules.. what does zebra crossing use say about you . ?"
It’s black and white be prepared to stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But what about the buggers who don't wave a thank you?
Entitled ? Lazy? oblivious?"
Wave a thankyou?
Its a legal obligation.
Its not like you are doing them a favour, Tom! |
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"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings. "
Don’t forget “ Pegasus “ crossings .   |
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"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings. "
Don't forget the Pegasus (though I've never actually seen one) |
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"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.
Don’t forget “ Pegasus “ crossings . "
Ha!  |
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