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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Happy hump day to those that are celebrating today.

Tell us who you fancy humping today!

From here? Or not. This is a safe space

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I might just opt of surgical castration and end the desire hump anything once and for all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i was humped yesterday, im being humped tomorrow... but today? that remains to be seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll sit here. On this hump

Is this a disguised FAF thread? If it is, clever op

I like your style

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

I fancy a hump

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I fancy a hump

I fancy humping you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy a hump

If only we lived closer

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm here for humping!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy hump day

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Bump de hump doopbodu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy hump day

Happy humpday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully you’ll enjoy humpday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh I could do with a hump, alas, I'm working at my desk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would love to hump today! Or tomorrow, fri,

Yes please ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If my left hand had a fab account I’d be sending a FAF right now

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh god I fancy a hump. My husband, some of the men on fab (they so know who they are

), hell a traffic cone if it stayed still long enough

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Yes. Yes I do!

I don’t know what’s going on with me at the moment!

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Oh god I fancy a hump. My husband, some of the men on fab (they so know who they are

), hell a traffic cone if it stayed still long enough

I'd hump you, just a shame I'm not nearer Wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d certainly love some humping

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Happy hump day to those that are celebrating today."

•

Vicår, can you please add a serial number or a QR code to each of your threads (sorry, "sermon"). I can hardly keep up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh god I fancy a hump. My husband, some of the men on fab (they so know who they are

), hell a traffic cone if it stayed still long enough

I'd hump you, just a shame I'm not nearer Wolverhampton

Wolverhumpton**

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Oh god I fancy a hump. My husband, some of the men on fab (they so know who they are

), hell a traffic cone if it stayed still long enough

I'd hump you, just a shame I'm not nearer Wolverhampton

Wolverhumpton**"

•

Vulva-humpton?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh god I fancy a hump. My husband, some of the men on fab (they so know who they are

), hell a traffic cone if it stayed still long enough

I'd hump you, just a shame I'm not nearer Wolverhampton

Wolverhumpton**

•

Vulva-humpton?

How did I miss that? Well played sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here for humping,,,, if only

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By *etmeteaseyou1Man over a year ago

sittingbourne

"I fancy a hump

x"
id love hump dancer

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh god I fancy a hump. My husband, some of the men on fab (they so know who they are

), hell a traffic cone if it stayed still long enough

I'd hump you, just a shame I'm not nearer Wolverhampton

Wolverhumpton**

•

Vulva-humpton?

How did I miss that? Well played sir

And to think I've been spelling it wrong all these years

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By *nn_JamesCouple over a year ago

the

Isn't everyday hump day..?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh what I wouldn't give for one

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

I definitely feel like I could give a good humping today.

Now just to find out who with

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By *idsCouple1Couple over a year ago

Tamworth

Every day should be a hump day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would like to hump Laura Linney today.

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By *jorkishMan over a year ago

Seaforth

Isn't everyday a potential hump day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every day should be a hump day!

In an ideal world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Agreed, the world would be a lot less stressful

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Today I really wish I was Englebert Humperdinck.

Would anybody like to hump my dink, or fiddle my stick for that matter.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

The Mac Dad'll make ya

Hump Hump

The Daddy Mac'll make ya

Hump Hump

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy hump day to those that are celebrating today.

•

Vicår, can you please add a serial number or a QR code to each of your threads (sorry, "sermon"). I can hardly keep up!

I can’t keep up myself.

Codes is a genius idea

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"i was humped yesterday, im being humped tomorrow... but today? that remains to be seen

Px "

Lucky feckers

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want humping …..

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

In my next life I want to be the Vicår's** underpants. Branded ones; with "Weasel" emblazoned across the elastic. (Sorry, I meant "Diesel" on the elastic).

[I'm referring to SteveAndPicklePloughmans' nickname]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always looking forward to the next Hump

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Morning all.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I want humping ….."

Dry humping you through my phone

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I want humping ….."

I volunteer!

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By *r Potato HeadMan over a year ago

Manchester

Happy hump day....

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Every day should be a hump day!

I couldn’t agree more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always looking forward to the next Hump "

Aren’t we all. Aren’t we all?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Happy hump day

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By *exy Black JenWoman over a year ago

London/Eastbourne weekends

Im actively seeking!...lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im actively seeking!...lol.."

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I’d certainly love some humping "

Walk this way

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

I’ll get in line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d certainly love some humping

Walk this way

This has made my day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hump me like one of your french girls.

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By *ustyBrunette666Woman over a year ago

Manchester

I feel more in the more for a scissor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hump me like one of your french girls."

I thought you’d never come.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hump me like one of your french girls.

I thought you’d never come. "

That’s what she said.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I need humping. I was really boozy last night so i need a good humping and an iced coffee.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I need humping. I was really boozy last night so i need a good humping and an iced coffee. "

I'd hump you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need humping. I was really boozy last night so i need a good humping and an iced coffee. "

Hello Jamie! Welcome to my hump day thread. Can I get you a hump? Or that iced coffee while you wait for one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need humping. I was really boozy last night so i need a good humping and an iced coffee. "

Well I’ll provide the humping! Xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I feel more in the more for a scissor

Like making paper chains and stuff, crafty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hump me like one of your french girls.

I thought you’d never come.

That’s what she said.

Waheeeey

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I need humping. I was really boozy last night so i need a good humping and an iced coffee.

Hello Jamie! Welcome to my hump day thread. Can I get you a hump? Or that iced coffee while you wait for one? "

You’re a good man, Steve. You’re good to take care of me when I gots the hangover horn. Although no hangover. Just horn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need humping. I was really boozy last night so i need a good humping and an iced coffee.

Hello Jamie! Welcome to my hump day thread. Can I get you a hump? Or that iced coffee while you wait for one?

You’re a good man, Steve. You’re good to take care of me when I gots the hangover horn. Although no hangover. Just horn."

Well you’re in the perfect place to cure that horn!

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By *uicy 2020Woman over a year ago

London

Hoping to get a humping later

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I need humping. I was really boozy last night so i need a good humping and an iced coffee. "

One iced coffee coming up. Do you take sugar, one hump or two?

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By *idsCouple1Couple over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m missing out on all the humps. Save some for meeee… or you know, we could all share?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in, not been humped in a while, forgotten how it works almost …….

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I’m missing out on all the humps. Save some for meeee… or you know, we could all share?!"

I'd happily save one for you

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Seems humping is in the air?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit! Was I a day early…….? Oh well I enjoyed it

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By *entative_steps7781Couple over a year ago

Home

Oh yes, definitely fancy a hump or 2

MJ x

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

I could do with a hump today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hoping to get a humping later

Lucky bugger

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I feel more in the more for a scissor

Now you’re talking

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

Before I accept such an sweet invitation, please explain what a “hump” is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got the hump, is it possible to have the hump humpped out of you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got the hump, is it possible to have the hump humpped out of you?"

Let’s find out, big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Before I accept such an sweet invitation, please explain what a “hump” is?"

It’s like that thing dogs do to your legs. You know?

So, you in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got the hump, is it possible to have the hump humpped out of you?

Let’s find out, big boy

You better be giving a reacharound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enter my box if you want a good humping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well got the hump been working under trucks I am dirty wet but bloody horny. As for the sexual hump not had none in a long time that’s why I sm so bloody horny lol ??

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

There are a few on here i would love to hump

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

"Before I accept such an sweet invitation, please explain what a “hump” is?

It’s like that thing dogs do to your legs. You know?

So, you in?"

Umm can I keep my trousers on while you do it?

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