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Strawberries, I can’t resist scoffing a whole bunch of strawberries. I’ve just eaten the last one which was huge. I saved it til last as I was going to do a sexy picture with it...y’know put it where my helmet is and try conjure up something witty / sexy to share with you all but I just ate it....sorry strawberry cock lovers. |
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"Strawberries, I can’t resist scoffing a whole bunch of strawberries. I’ve just eaten the last one which was huge. I saved it til last as I was going to do a sexy picture with it...y’know put it where my helmet is and try conjure up something witty / sexy to share with you all but I just ate it....sorry strawberry cock lovers."
I'll never get over this loss |
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"Strawberries, I can’t resist scoffing a whole bunch of strawberries. I’ve just eaten the last one which was huge. I saved it til last as I was going to do a sexy picture with it...y’know put it where my helmet is and try conjure up something witty / sexy to share with you all but I just ate it....sorry strawberry cock lovers.
I'll never get over this loss"
I’ll make it up to you...I’ll get some grapes and leave you to think of a scenario where I can hang my grapes |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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"Not just any nuts, M&S Cara_elised and Toasted Selection.
A purchasing error, I've scoffed the lot
What do you uncontrollably gorge on?"
Almost ch#ked on my brew when I initially read the thread title! Hahaha phewww |
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"Not just any nuts, M&S Cara_elised and Toasted Selection.
A purchasing error, I've scoffed the lot
What do you uncontrollably gorge on?
Almost ch#ked on my brew when I initially read the thread title! Hahaha phewww "
There's more fun things to ch#ke on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not just any nuts, M&S Cara_elised and Toasted Selection.
A purchasing error, I've scoffed the lot
What do you uncontrollably gorge on?"
The cries of my victims |
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