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over a year ago
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"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared."
This has just made my day so much better. And I'm in a hot tub so it doesn't get much better. Unless I was shagging in the hot tub. But anyway, I digress. I like Wouldiwas Shookespeared a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
This has just made my day so much better. And I'm in a hot tub so it doesn't get much better. Unless I was shagging in the hot tub. But anyway, I digress. I like Wouldiwas Shookespeared a lot. "
I’m glad I’ve made your day so much better. I aim to please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.
Bing bong!
 are you… the loml?  
Wasssup baby... take me out to dinner.
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Considering changing my name to Joe Byron  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149 
STOP THE CAP!!"
The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149
STOP THE CAP!!
The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it "
Now I know you are 1000% lying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.
I could do 10 EASILY. "
Prove ittttt.
It's harder than it sounds. I got to two  waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149
STOP THE CAP!!
The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it
Now I know you are 1000% lying "
It’s a fact |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.
I could do 10 EASILY.
Prove ittttt.
It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all "
I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149
STOP THE CAP!!
The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it
Now I know you are 1000% lying
It’s a fact "
I don’t believe you. FACT! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149
STOP THE CAP!!
The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it
Now I know you are 1000% lying
It’s a fact
I don’t believe you. FACT! "
AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.
I could do 10 EASILY.
Prove ittttt.
It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all
I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there "
Nah babes one at a time, no cheating. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"City so nice they had to name it twice
Is this a lyric? I feel like I should know this
Fr? From sidetalk"
No way I’ve just spent an hour on their tik tok. I’ve never seen that clip though.
- the first reference we haven’t connected on  |
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I've had enough bing bongs today, thank you, young man!
Did you know that there is a verb form of "weird", which can be conjugated thus?
Infinitive = weird
Present Participle = weirding
Past Tense = weirded
Past Participle = weirded |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149
STOP THE CAP!!
The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it
Now I know you are 1000% lying
It’s a fact
I don’t believe you. FACT!
AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar."
Lmao I hope it was investigated for match fixing. That’s a scoreline from that fraud Pele’s days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.
I could do 10 EASILY.
Prove ittttt.
It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all
I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there
Nah babes one at a time, no cheating. "
How quick can you get them in my mouth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149
STOP THE CAP!!
The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it
Now I know you are 1000% lying
It’s a fact
I don’t believe you. FACT!
AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar.
Lmao I hope it was investigated for match fixing. That’s a scoreline from that fraud Pele’s days "
He probably claimed 147 of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.
I could do 10 EASILY.
Prove ittttt.
It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all
I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there
Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.
How quick can you get them in my mouth?"
How fast can you chew?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's broken, measured in units of fuck...
It's fucked = it's broken
It's de-fucked = it's repaired
It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair
Winston
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un-defuckable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.
I could do 10 EASILY.
Prove ittttt.
It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all
I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there
Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.
How quick can you get them in my mouth?
How fast can you chew? "
Let’s play a game and find out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too many people been at the drugs"
after reading 3 more threads its either that or iv joined the mighty boosh look at my mirror balls look at them shine
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's broken, measured in units of fuck...
It's fucked = it's broken
It's de-fucked = it's repaired
It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair
Winston
un-defuckable "
It's a truly great word. 
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk."
By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.
By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know "
Or.......... you could just listen.
Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......
winston |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.
By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know
Or.......... you could just listen.
Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......
winston"
What? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.
By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know
Or.......... you could just listen.
Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......
winston
What?"
How the feck did I not capitalise Winston?
I'm out........
*hangs head in shame
wINSTON |
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