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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haven’t got the answers I’m just interested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know nuthin jon snow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to know who CAN handle the truth?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What would Meatloaf not do for love?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Where do all the list socks go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where do all the list socks go? "

I don’t know obviously but I think they go where the forks do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know nuthin jon snow"

Turned out he fucking did but didn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do all the list socks go? "

They go to sock heaven there no smelly feet there all the feet smell of roses .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to know. Why are energy prices so high right now in the UK when we are supposedly almost self sufficient in our production.

I can handle the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much salt are supposed to put in a salt bath?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do all the list socks go? "

Depends if we are talking about teenagers lost socks?

They are simply under the bed.

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Where do all the list socks go? "

Having a party with the Tupperware lids

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much salt are supposed to put in a salt bath?"
just enough to make your Jolly Roger float .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a turtle has no shell?

Is it homeless? Or naked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a turtle has no shell?

Is it homeless? Or naked?

"
or both??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much salt are supposed to put in a salt bath? just enough to make your Jolly Roger float .

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much salt are supposed to put in a salt bath? just enough to make your Jolly Roger float .

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

Now your just bragging

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

How do we end hunger and malnutrition?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Where do all the list socks go? "

Lost

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

If something's in the last place that you'd look, does that mean that it should be the first place that you look?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What IF the hokey c0key is what it's ALL about?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long is a piece of string?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long is a piece of string?"

Twice as long as half its length

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What IF the hokey c0key is what it's ALL about?

It's all about putting your left leg in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

Caught by the cat

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Why 42 ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nowt

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Who let the dogs out?

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By *unx2019Couple over a year ago

Moray

What is the meaning of life? Monty python didn't explain it very well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who let the dogs out?"

Baha men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

Leftovers ?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who let the dogs out?

Baha men"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a turtle has no shell?

Is it homeless? Or naked?

or both??"

Boof mind blown.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What IF the hokey c0key is what it's ALL about?

It's all about putting your left leg in

Not the right leg then, dammit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide?

Is this classed as a hostage situation?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Did the chicken cross the road in the end?

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

Who wants to meet for cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants to meet for cake

FIRST

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What IF the hokey c0key is what it's ALL about?

It's all about putting your left leg in

Not the right leg then, dammit!

Nah the right leg you curl around to stop the left leg from pulling out

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Is there such a thing as 'Too much cake'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there such a thing as 'Too much cake'?"

When the fun stops, stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did the chicken cross the road in the end?

No the road sworn vengeance for crossing him and gunned the poor little chicken down before she got halfway across

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.....

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Is there such a thing as 'Too much cake'?"

...er, no!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What vexes thee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?"

Carole Baskin

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?"

Ask Tony.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Carole Baskin "

You have to use her Christian name… That Bitch Carole Baskin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Ask Tony....."

Montana?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Carole Baskin

You have to use her Christian name… That Bitch Carole Baskin

God forgive me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Ask Tony.....

Montana?"

Say hello to his friend for me?

Love that guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did the chicken cross the road in the end?

Nope, chickened out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Ask Tony.....

Montana?

Say hello to his friend for me?

Love that guy. "

I wonder if that’s what Tmontana1 says when he gets it out on a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?"

Frosty flakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Ask Tony.....

Montana?

Say hello to his friend for me?

Love that guy.

I wonder if that’s what Tmontana1 says when he gets it out on a meet

if he doesn’t, he has to now!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Why does a grapefruit look and taste nothing like a grape?

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"Is there such a thing as 'Too much cake'?

...er, no!

I knew that I was right!

And I don't, as some mad fool suggested, 'have a problem'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Frosty flakes

Frosties.. they're Grrrrrrreattt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does a grapefruit look and taste nothing like a grape?"

Because it's a citrus fruit,you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask away, I know everything about nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does a grapefruit look and taste nothing like a grape?"

Ermmm, because it's not a grape?

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

Covid ! Everybody knows the late bird catches covid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Ask Tony.....

Montana?

Say hello to his friend for me?

Love that guy.

I wonder if that’s what Tmontana1 says when he gets it out on a meet

if he doesn’t, he has to now!"

I hope he sees this and does it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why does a grapefruit look and taste nothing like a grape?"

Also, has anyone been grapefruited before?

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?"

Doggin

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

"Who wants to meet for cake

FIRST"

In!

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By *D of funCouple over a year ago

Northampton

Is there a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow????

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

Carole Baskin

You have to use her Christian name… That Bitch Carole Baskin

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Is there such a thing as 'Too much cake'?

...er, no!

I knew that I was right!

And I don't, as some mad fool suggested, 'have a problem'.

You're completely sane

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"Is there such a thing as 'Too much cake'?

...er, no!

I knew that I was right!

And I don't, as some mad fool suggested, 'have a problem'.

You're completely sane

I'll tell him this next time I see him.

Looney that he is.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

Covid ! Everybody knows the late bird catches covid

Oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow????"

Yes but it's guarded but a horny little leprechaun you have been warned

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

How fast DO hotcakes sell out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How fast DO hotcakes sell out?

Like greased lightning ... whatever that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s cooler than being cool?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s cooler than being cool? "

Cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s cooler than being cool?

Cold"

CLOSE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s cooler than being cool? "

Ice cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna know what love is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s cooler than being cool?

Ice cold."

*Denzel voice*

My man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wanna know what love is"

I want YOU to show me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s cooler than being cool?

Ice cold."

That's colder than cold

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By *igcumer89Man over a year ago

Derby

The late worm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How fast DO hotcakes sell out?

Pretty fast because there to hot for the vendor to hang on to especially with the old bill just around the corner .

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By *oeBiggs321Man over a year ago

Reading

What came first… chicken or egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How fast DO hotcakes sell out?

It’s the great fallacy, hot cakes go cold then just sell like normal cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s cooler than being cool?

Ice cold.

*Denzel voice*

My man

Can’t beat a bit of Outkast

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By *oeBiggs321Man over a year ago

Reading

What came first… chicken or egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What came first… chicken or egg

Adam and Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna know what love is"

Depends how tolerant you are to pain

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By *igcumer89Man over a year ago

Derby

"The late worm "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wanna know what love is

Depends how tolerant you are to pain"

FH is from Spain.

But the S is silent.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

What’s the best of the best of the things since sliced bread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna know what love is

I want YOU to show me

I wanna feel what love is, I know you can show me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the best of the best of the things since sliced bread? "

50/50 sliced bread?

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"What’s the best of the best of the things since sliced bread? "

Sliced Pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the best of the best of the things since sliced bread? "

Thin sliced bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How much is petrol?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What’s the best of the best of the things since sliced bread?

Thin sliced bread "

Best of both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the answer still 42 ?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

How fast DO hotcakes sell out?

It’s the great fallacy, hot cakes go cold then just sell like normal cakes "

Nnnooooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do you wanna tell Joe Byron RIGHT NOW?

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By *igcumer89Man over a year ago

Derby

The late worm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much is petrol?"

Too much. I full tanked it the other day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What came first, the seed or the plant

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Why do super heroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do super heroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

Cake pouch is in underpants...dur!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do super heroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

They're in a rush at the COD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do super heroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

to highlight thier groin and buttock I lot like your average fab member

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How fast DO hotcakes sell out?

It’s the great fallacy, hot cakes go cold then just sell like normal cakes

Nnnooooo!

I’m sorry to break such horrible news to you; that’s why when I go to a bakery I buy everything so nothing gets thrown away

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Why do super heroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

to highlight thier groin and buttock I lot like your average fab member

So secretly all Fabsters are superheroes... who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do super heroes wear their underwear outside of their clothes?

to highlight thier groin and buttock I lot like your average fab member

So secretly all Fabsters are superheroes... who knew?!

Nah thier just perverts who want to be superheroes

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Who wants to meet for cake

FIRST"

It’s a date

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Who wants to meet for cake

FIRST

In! "

You’re gonna need to mud wrestle Steve. I reckon you can take him though

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Why do we say that people work like a dog

if they work all day, when all dogs do is lie around?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do we say that people work like a dog

if they work all day, when all dogs do is lie around?

It’s hard running for sticks and loving unconditionally!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Is the cat alive or dead?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Why do we say that people work like a dog

if they work all day, when all dogs do is lie around?

It’s hard running for sticks and loving unconditionally! "

Getting dragged out for walks too ... good point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do we say that people work like a dog

if they work all day, when all dogs do is lie around?

It’s hard running for sticks and loving unconditionally!

Getting dragged out for walks too ... good point

Exactly! They do much more than me and they’re so social! It’s exhausting having so many friends

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

Jaffa cakes "

... promise?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Why is it that when people are asked what they would bring to a deserted island, they never answer ‘a boat’?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF the early bird catches the worm... what does the late bird get?!

Jaffa cakes

... promise?

Trust me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is it that when people are asked what they would bring to a deserted island, they never answer ‘a boat’?

Or a lifetime supply of jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is the cat alive or dead?"

BOTH. At the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the cat alive or dead?

BOTH. At the same time. "

Would it not technically depend on the dimension we are looking at the cat in? In some the cat would be alive, in others dead, if we sent the cat into a black hole then the cat would be a permanent mark on the universe for all time. If we see the cat as a form of energy and according to newton energy never dies it transforms into another form of energy, the cat is in a constant state of transformation

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. "

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe? "

Oh yes! That’s true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe? "

Jimmy don’t ruin this for me

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

If there is no silicon heaven, where do all the calculators go?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe?

Jimmy don’t ruin this for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe?

Jimmy don’t ruin this for me

Gonna be watching Cinderella with my daughter and she’s gonna be asking why I’m crying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe?

Jimmy don’t ruin this for me

I’m sorry, I’m literally addicted to knowledge…I’ve been reading this thread for ages and think I have a genuine answer for most

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you need an appointment to see a psychic or will they be expecting you?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe?

Jimmy don’t ruin this for me

Gonna be watching Cinderella with my daughter and she’s gonna be asking why I’m crying. "

Jimmy’s fault that not mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimmy’s fault that not mine

I get this a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need an appointment to see a psychic or will they be expecting you?

Depends on how gullible you are surely?

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By *ociferu69Man over a year ago

glasgow

The mysteries of the universe

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

"Who wants to meet for cake

FIRST

In!

You’re gonna need to mud wrestle Steve. I reckon you can take him though

I’m a lover not a fighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe?

Jimmy don’t ruin this for me

I’m sorry, I’m literally addicted to knowledge…I’ve been reading this thread for ages and think I have a genuine answer for most "

No Im loving it. Keep it coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants to meet for cake

FIRST

In!

You’re gonna need to mud wrestle Steve. I reckon you can take him though

I’m a lover not a fighter

You’re gonna have to love me pretty hard if you’re want me to give up some cake with him.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jimmy’s fault that not mine

I get this a lot "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still want to know how Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit.

I’ve always wondered if all her stuff got transformed back, why didn’t the shoe?

Jimmy don’t ruin this for me

I’m sorry, I’m literally addicted to knowledge…I’ve been reading this thread for ages and think I have a genuine answer for most

No Im loving it. Keep it coming

You should just tell your daughter the actual story, it’s very gruesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimmy’s fault that not mine

I get this a lot

I feel I would do much better here if I didn’t try and be such a smartarse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimmy’s fault that not mine

I get this a lot

I feel I would do much better here if I didn’t try and be such a smartarse "

OR! If others on here were just smarter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimmy’s fault that not mine

I get this a lot

I feel I would do much better here if I didn’t try and be such a smartarse

OR! If others on here were just smarter? "

Nooo! I don’t have much going for me, I need that

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Who wants to meet for cake

FIRST

In!

You’re gonna need to mud wrestle Steve. I reckon you can take him though

I’m a lover not a fighter

You’re gonna have to love me pretty hard if you’re want me to give up some cake with him. "

I’ll set up the camera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What temperature is actual taps aff weather in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What temperature is actual taps aff weather in Scotland "

I’m guessing 10 degrees

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jimmy’s fault that not mine

I get this a lot

I feel I would do much better here if I didn’t try and be such a smartarse "

I think you’re funny and your profile made my laugh. You’ll do just fine I reckon.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What is room temperature?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is room temperature?

Depends on what you think the boiling point of man is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s the story in Balamory?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is room temperature?

70 degrees Fahrenheit it's the air temperature the human body feels most comfortable with when naked .

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What’s the story in Balamory?"

Wouldn’t you like to know

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By *ambozaMan over a year ago

kilburn park

How do you like your eggs ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs ? "

I like mine with a kiss.

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Why does Santa keep gifting me boxers & socks?

When I specifically asked for a Bentley & sexy Milf

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By *ambozaMan over a year ago

kilburn park

"How do you like your eggs ?

I like mine with a kiss. "

How sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s the story in Balamory?

Wouldn’t you like to know

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What is room temperature?

Depends on what you think the boiling point of man is

That depends on how much cake

a man can handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ambozaMan over a year ago

kilburn park

"How do you like your eggs ?

I like mine with a kiss.

How sweet

How do you like your roast in the morning?"

French and strong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What is room temperature?

70 degrees Fahrenheit it's the air temperature the human body feels most comfortable with when naked ."

... you've scientifically tested this yourself, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does Santa keep gifting me boxers & socks?

When I specifically asked for a Bentley & sexy Milf

Because he's a sadistic barstard who is keeping the Bentley and the sexy milf all to himself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is room temperature?

Depends on what you think the boiling point of man is

That depends on how much cake

a man can handle

We’ve been through this! Hot cakes sell fast and I just buy out the bakery! Honestly Emily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How can a man say let's go turtle bay for curry goat op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs ?

I like mine with a kiss.

How sweet

How do you like your toast** in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How can a man say let's go turtle bay for curry goat op?"

Omg.

. Turtle bay una!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is room temperature?

70 degrees Fahrenheit it's the air temperature the human body feels most comfortable with when naked .

... you've scientifically tested this yourself, right?

No I tested it on others and found out that a few degrees lower is better for rather obviously

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By *ambozaMan over a year ago

kilburn park

"How do you like your eggs ?

I like mine with a kiss.

How sweet

How do you like your toast** in the morning? "

Good bread, salted butter and apricot jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^^ didn’t know the song

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks all lots to ponder. Want to leave you with this final thing:

If you eat *food* at turtle bay then block me back

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