The missus bought a Paperback
...down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag;
....T'was "fifty shades of grey".
.
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..
.
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
.
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
.
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
.....I must dominate !!
.
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
.
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
.
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.
.
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"The missus bought a Paperback
...down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag;
....T'was "fifty shades of grey".
.
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..
.
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
.
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
.
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
.....I must dominate !!
.
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
.
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
.
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.
.
"
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Thanks all, just saw it myself from a friend and thought it might cheer a few people up on a cold wet crappy night...
Sorry to offend some by posting something again - maybe next time I'll try a 'Why aren't I having any luck' thread... (Not that I'm not having any 'luck'...!) Sure that's never been done...
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By *emmefataleWoman
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"Thanks all, just saw it myself from a friend and thought it might cheer a few people up on a cold wet crappy night...
Sorry to offend some by posting something again - maybe next time I'll try a 'Why aren't I having any luck' thread... (Not that I'm not having any 'luck'...!) Sure that's never been done...
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You havent offended anyone, lots dont read pages and pages of threads....xx |
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