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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gather here for a cuppa tea and a bitch about the whappersnippers.
Thought you deserved your own thread. You can elect your own chair though. (I suggest Lacey as she’s young and cool)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I lie out on the sofa? At my age a girl needs comfort.
Go ahead, girl, get comfy!!"
Pull up a chair and explain what on earth vines are please. Or do I have to Google   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m confused. I’ve been accepted by the unders and now there’s a thread for the overs. Do I drop my wife off at the other one and come back here? Do we both go there? Do we both stay here? Is there a groups category like on xfactor?
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"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not
Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???
All of the things 
And off-road tyres  "
And a multiple drinks holder…  please have flashing wheel lights…  |
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"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not
Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???
All of the things
And off-road tyres
And a multiple drinks holder… please have flashing wheel lights… "
I don't need extra drinks holders, my thighs still work 
As for flashing lights...... |
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"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not
Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???
All of the things
And off-road tyres
And a multiple drinks holder… please have flashing wheel lights…
I don't need extra drinks holders, my thighs still work
As for flashing lights...... "
Sweet Jesus I can’t wait!!!!! |
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"Just having a cup of bovril
I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.
It's probably too salty for me now.
Its not something many have now is it?
My Dad does. He's almost 83 "
Good job hes over 30 then lol |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Just having a cup of bovril
I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.
It's probably too salty for me now.
Its not something many have now is it?"
I don't know anyone who drinks is now. It was a staple when I was a kid.
I think I might buy myself a jar next time I'm out shopping.
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"I’m confused. I’ve been accepted by the unders and now there’s a thread for the overs. Do I drop my wife off at the other one and come back here? Do we both go there? Do we both stay here? Is there a groups category like on xfactor?
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You can drop her off and wait outside. We don't want any double agents here. |
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"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not
Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???
All of the things
And off-road tyres
And a multiple drinks holder… please have flashing wheel lights…
I don't need extra drinks holders, my thighs still work
As for flashing lights......
Sweet Jesus I can’t wait!!!!! "
Fuck, I'll have to get flashing lights now. Gonna look a right tit in the shop tomorrow |
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"Just having a cup of bovril
I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.
It's probably too salty for me now.
Its not something many have now is it?"
Meat drink. Should be so nice, like drinking gravy, but it's rank. Very disappointing. |
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By *ocusMan
over a year ago
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Weird fact about Bovril -
The first part of the product's name comes from Latin bovinus, meaning "ox".[3] Johnston took the -vril suffix from Edward Bulwer-Lytton's then-popular novel, The Coming Race (1871), the plot of which revolves around a superior race of people, the Vril-ya, who derive their powers from an electromagnetic substance named "Vril". Therefore, Bovril indicates great strength obtained from an ox.[4] |
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"I'm not over 30 sorry
If you're 1 day past your birthday, then you're over 30! You're now in your 31st year
Screw you Mrs KC! I refuse to join until my next birthday "
. I'm in my 37th year *said in old lady voice* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops...wrong thread; I'm over 40.
Can someone please point me in the direction of my pipe and slippers?"
Comfort over style. I've brought more slippers than shoes this year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m confused. I’ve been accepted by the unders and now there’s a thread for the overs. Do I drop my wife off at the other one and come back here? Do we both go there? Do we both stay here? Is there a groups category like on xfactor?
You can drop her off and wait outside. We don't want any double agents here. "
She’s in the under 30 group. I guess you’re stuck with old hairy bollocks here |
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