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Under 30s where ya at? Part 2
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So now I’m a year closer to 30. I’m looking for a successor as chair of this beautiful club. 
Over 30s are welcome but may be required to show vines, tik toks or other memes for entry.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters.
Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox
DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES "
Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled. |
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters.
Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox
DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES
Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled. "
Is it okay to send them if you don't find out...?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters.
Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox
DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES
Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled.
Is it okay to send them if you don't find out...? "
I can only act on what I KNOW FOR CERTAIN.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Required to show vines? As in tomatoes?  Oh goodness! Ruby please get it together, I want to let you in 
 I seriously have no idea what vines are? Grape vines?"
Vines are the best thing that ever happened to the Internet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep. |
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters.
Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox
DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES
Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled.
Is it okay to send them if you don't find out...?
I can only act on what I KNOW FOR CERTAIN. "
I'll try my hardest not to provide any evidence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 month membership left and then I'm in the oldies club.. sad times.
Surprised you've not fallen asleep in front of the telly yet  "
Excuse me, I've had my nap already today so mehhh. |
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep."
Under 30s won't know this 
https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep.
Under 30s won't know this
https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD"
Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers  |
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep.
Under 30s won't know this
https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD
Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers "
Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep.
Under 30s won't know this
https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD
Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers
Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz "
Haha yep, Scuzz/Kerrang/MTV2 always used to play some older stuff. Also it was on Malcolm In The Middle once |
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep.
Under 30s won't know this
https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD
Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers
Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz
Haha yep, Scuzz/Kerrang/MTV2 always used to play some older stuff. Also it was on Malcolm In The Middle once "
Older stuff?! This was the actual soundtrack to my misspent youth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep.
Under 30s won't know this
https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD
Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers
Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz
Haha yep, Scuzz/Kerrang/MTV2 always used to play some older stuff. Also it was on Malcolm In The Middle once
Older stuff?! This was the actual soundtrack to my misspent youth "
Relative to when I was 15 it was "older stuff", yes also you just called it vintage a second ago! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep."
Oh I love you. I would vote for you!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep.
Oh I love you. I would vote for you!! "
One vote - that's a landslide! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?’
But also special shout out to ‘DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS’"
Damn Daniel went on Damn Ellen though and Ellen is Not Cool™ |
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor:
- just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection
- instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?"
- understand the Marvel cinematic universe
- understand why DC sucks compared to the above
- invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make
- never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50
- watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government
Help, I'm in too deep.
Oh I love you. I would vote for you!!
One vote - that's a landslide! "
Landslide like Fleetwood Mac? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?’
But also special shout out to ‘DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS’
Damn Daniel went on Damn Ellen though and Ellen is Not Cool™ "
Ellen is really NOT cool. I didn’t know DD did Ellen  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Us old people look better than lot's of the youngsters ..
Especially when we take our clothes off.. "
Most people over 30 look better than me with their clothes on and off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us old people look better than lot's of the youngsters ..
Especially when we take our clothes off.. "
Yeah but we know how to Photoshop ourselves into looking good, and that's all that matters because it's not like any of us ever meet in real life anymore right? *sad rimshot* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you’re really under 30 complete this:
‘What’s your favourite curse word?’
Kanye.
(I said what I said.) "
Not the answer I was looking for but willing to accept for other reasons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us old people look better than lot's of the youngsters ..
Especially when we take our clothes off..
Yeah but we know how to Photoshop ourselves into looking good, and that's all that matters because it's not like any of us ever meet in real life anymore right? *sad rimshot*"
I'm legit 100% not a catfish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you’re really under 30 complete this:
‘What’s your favourite curse word?’
Kanye.
(I said what I said.)
Not the answer I was looking for but willing to accept for other reasons "
‘Probably fuck ’ |
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"Just over 30 but holy sh*t vine ain’t been a thing for yeeeearsss
you’re allowed in if you remember vine.
Tell us your favourite vine "
Way too many to remember, but it was good whilst it lasted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just over 30 but holy sh*t vine ain’t been a thing for yeeeearsss
you’re allowed in if you remember vine.
Tell us your favourite vine "
"I'm in me mum's car! Vroom, vroom."
"GET OUT ME CAR!"
"Nooo." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just over 30 but holy sh*t vine ain’t been a thing for yeeeearsss
you’re allowed in if you remember vine.
Tell us your favourite vine
"I'm in me mum's car! Vroom, vroom."
"GET OUT ME CAR!"
"Nooo." "
A CLASSIC. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys, who is still under 30 and who needs showing the exit?
Gellat o ma pub
Steve stop you're too young to use this reference. "
You’re right. I lost myself for a second there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m down with yute. Let me in blud.
Someone’s been watching Top Boy 
Dwt tho, I got you.
You’re my top boy. "
Stop the cap Estella! You only want me to make you look cool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30?
Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks.
You down with LPP? "
LPP? I'm not down with the kids. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30?
Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks.
You down with LPP?
LPP? I'm not down with the kids."
Lamppost pissing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30?
Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks.
You down with LPP?
LPP? I'm not down with the kids.
Lamppost pissing"
Oh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's bad enough that an unnamed forum user described me as an older woman this weekend.
I'm now being reminded of that fact on the forums.  "
I'm sure they meant relatively! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30?
Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks.
You down with LPP?
LPP? I'm not down with the kids."
Your site supporter is clearly running out |
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Happy birthday OP! 
