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My mate… Lazy bank holiday edition
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.
Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.
Let’s get some flirting going on this bank holiday.
You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told he is fancied (even if he isn't  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy cheesy chips 
That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!
Gravy on cheesy chips ?
And on a barm?    "
Don’t start
It’s a bread roll
I don’t fancy anyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.
Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips
You did say it was a lazy one 
That lazy I’m not getting any messages  "
Welcome to my life op … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.
Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips "
So there’s a thing near me. I’m not a fan of the cheese, but damn. Chin barm and gravy was given to me and oh my. There’s no going back for me now. |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.
Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips
You did say it was a lazy one
That lazy I’m not getting any messages
Welcome to my life op … "
I don’t mean messages for me. I mean to post for others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.
Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips
You did say it was a lazy one
That lazy I’m not getting any messages
Welcome to my life op …
I don’t mean messages for me. I mean to post for others "
Oh yes. That what I meant too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Things are heating up and one for a little firecracker
HotwifeS. If you spread the filth, can I spread, erm….you guess the rest. "
Yes you can spread the butter, I'll get the bread. You're welcome. |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
there was y a knock at the door but instead the postie did deliver the following message …
Could you please tell Russel Sprout that he doesn't need those sweets. He's sweet enough already
lucky guy |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
For the sexy (Mrs) Rickshawed from my lovely mate
Rickshawed. I’ve imagined myself doing things to that body that are almost illegal, do you want to play good cop bad cop with me?
Who’s bringing the cuffs? |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
"there was y a knock at the door but instead the postie did deliver the following message …
Could you please tell Russel Sprout that he doesn't need those sweets. He's sweet enough already
lucky guy "
Thank you whoever you are |
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"For the sexy (Mrs) Rickshawed from my lovely mate
Rickshawed. I’ve imagined myself doing things to that body that are almost illegal, do you want to play good cop bad cop with me?
Who’s bringing the cuffs?"
How intriguing. The best things probably are illegal in other countries And I have my own handcuffs |
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"Could this be your Prince Charming?
Princess22
If you ever need a prince to come and give you a kiss, just ask, because your pictures just woke my cock up after a long sleep "
Oh my, i hope it hasn't been too long of sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you sure people are actually sending you these type of messages ??
I’m no Jessica Fletcher, but ….. 
I sent a message "
I’m fishing I’m fishing I’m fishing |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
postman pat has been forced into retirement because I’ve been asked to deliver the following:
Hello again
Could you please tell the little studmuffin SteveandPicklePloughmans that if only he was 20 years older I'd make him the filling in my boob sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is  "
Yay yay yay yay
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"My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.
Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.
Let’s get some flirting going on this bank holiday.
You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told he is fancied (even if he isn't )"
Phwroar, i fancy you.
Or is it a pint i fancy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
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I'm not young sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
I'm not young sorry "
Or hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
I'm not young sorry
Or hot "
You’re both - hush up |
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
I'm not young sorry "
Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
I'm not young sorry
Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in. "
You’re all the above
Sheesh
You’re hot !! |
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"Someone is popular tonight. Another stunner wants this passed on
Please may you tell Magneto I’d like to sit on his face after a long day rollercoastering"
AHH I suspect I know who this thrill seeker is. Get on my face. |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"They just keep getting hotter
Slappy makes a great message delivery man. Is he any good at delivering more personal items? "
thank you mystery sender I’m legit blushing, please make yourself known xx |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
Incoming for Jamie Hants from another sexy mate of mine
Would you let Jamie_Hants know that we'd love to have a lovely time with her, holding her hand in public, eating cake, kissing her on the cheek, and seeing how many times we could make her cum before she has to have a nap between us |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
I'm not young sorry
Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in. "
I'll take all the older, bearded ones then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
I'm not young sorry
Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in.
I'll take all the older, bearded ones then "
I like them too !!!
I’m needy - I was trying the young ones |
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"Self promotion at its finest here
Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men
Preferably with beards
Cheers
You all know where her box is
Yay yay yay yay
I'm not young sorry
Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in.
I'll take all the older, bearded ones then "
Yesss!! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
Could you tell Tea Monkey that he might be bobbing in and out at work, but I need to know when he's going to be hard at work bobbing in and out of me "
That’s the kind of job I can really get some satisfaction from!
I’m sure we can arrange a time for a trial shift |
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"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers
Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream."
Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
Oh my! Some lucky fellas here
Right, in the mood for some naughty fun. I summon Piscean Dream, Woody B and Joshstillrocks to my bedside. And bring batteries for when I've worn you all out
Hope you all had your weetabix |
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"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers
Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.
Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on "
Ooh. What do you want massaging?
*Asking for a friend... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my! Some lucky fellas here
Right, in the mood for some naughty fun. I summon Piscean Dream, Woody B and Joshstillrocks to my bedside. And bring batteries for when I've worn you all out
Hope you all had your weetabix "
Can I watch? … wait, my name is in there? Oh my |
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"another 1st class delivery from a very handsome gent …
Can you tell ABootyfulDay I’m looking forward to meeting her. Nervous as fuck but looking forward to it "
Ohhhhh I just saw this! Oh my days I have an idea who this may be but you should slide in my box to confirm...  also no one should be nervous about meeting me, I am super awkward, clumsy and will most likely stick my foot in my mouth and make a fool of myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy a magnum x
What’s a magnum?
It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x"
Not the kind of magnums that people I know drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy a magnum x
What’s a magnum?
It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x
Not the kind of magnums that people I know drink "
Slow sips lad |
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"I fancy a magnum x
What’s a magnum?
It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x
Also a hand gun lol x "
Oh good one, I forgot it could be a gun too (and I've fired one...thought my arm had blown off) x |
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Could u tell sparkle I’ve got magnum ice creams in the freezer incase it gets too hot ! ( same applies to Jamie hants)
Sparkles, I don’t think it’s the boozy kind he has. It could be worse, it’s not the gun kind either |
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"Could u tell sparkle I’ve got magnum ice creams in the freezer incase it gets too hot ! ( same applies to Jamie hants)
Sparkles, I don’t think it’s the boozy kind he has. It could be worse, it’s not the gun kind either"
The boozy kind would have been preferable but I couldn't possibly turn down an ice lolly....
Where is this freezer???? x |
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"I fancy a magnum x
What’s a magnum?
It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x
Also a condom brand
Is it?? Every day is a school day x"
Also a Hawaii based moustached private investigator. |
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"I fancy a magnum x
What’s a magnum?
It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x
Also a condom brand
Is it?? Every day is a school day x
Also a Hawaii based moustached private investigator. "
Can't beat a bit of Tom x |
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"Oh my! Some lucky fellas here
Right, in the mood for some naughty fun. I summon Piscean Dream, Woody B and Joshstillrocks to my bedside. And bring batteries for when I've worn you all out
Hope you all had your weetabix "
I am the battery |
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"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers
Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.
Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on
Ooh. What do you want massaging?
*Asking for a friend..."
Everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers
Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.
Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on
Ooh. What do you want massaging?
*Asking for a friend...
Everything "
"User has blocked everyone of your sex" |
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"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers
Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.
Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on
Ooh. What do you want massaging?
*Asking for a friend...
Everything
"User has blocked everyone of your sex""
It says that because I’ve got my message filters on |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
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"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers
Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.
Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on
Ooh. What do you want massaging?
*Asking for a friend...
Everything
"User has blocked everyone of your sex"
It says that because I’ve got my message filters on "
Profile not available for me, for some reason  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers
Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.
Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on
Ooh. What do you want massaging?
*Asking for a friend...
Everything
"User has blocked everyone of your sex"
It says that because I’ve got my message filters on "
Don't womansplain to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Bank Holiday is over lol
It lives on in our hearts….
Roll on the next one I say lol
Can I be the next one you roll onto
Erm, my mate said…. "
Ask your mate would he roll over for 200 miles lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Bank Holiday is over lol
It lives on in our hearts….
Roll on the next one I say lol
Can I be the next one you roll onto
Erm, my mate said….
Ask your mate would he roll over for 200 miles lol "
He said, and he would roll 200 more….  |
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