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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, so many cock size threads today.
Surely I can't be the only guy on.hete that hasn't actually measured their flute??
.... goes to find tape measure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve measured mine, I think it would reach the back of a ladies throat. I’m not too sure so I am looking to get a second opinion 
I actually did once for someone, and measure it as per the magazine she read. How we laughed.  "
*mental image of female fabsters gagging on tape measures out of curiosity now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make sure you measure from your bumhole and clearly display the tape measure against a sky remote..  "
Lynx Africa can. I've got some degree of class. That, and I dont have sky.
Or if I'm going all out, fun size Mars bar, it looks HUGE |
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"Make sure you measure from your bumhole and clearly display the tape measure against a sky remote..
Lynx Africa can. I've got some degree of class. That, and I dont have sky.
Or if I'm going all out, fun size Mars bar, it looks HUGE "
Yes!!!! Who doesn’t love cock shots with miniature chocolates… it’s a winner |
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"I’ve measured mine, I think it would reach the back of a ladies throat. I’m not too sure so I am looking to get a second opinion
I actually did once for someone, and measure it as per the magazine she read. How we laughed. "
Christ! Now I've had covid tests but a tape measure? Wow. I used a ruler down the missus, tape measure kept bending. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make sure you measure from your bumhole and clearly display the tape measure against a sky remote..
Lynx Africa can. I've got some degree of class. That, and I dont have sky.
Or if I'm going all out, fun size Mars bar, it looks HUGE "
I’ve not seen a mars bar one must be new…but what I have seen is a table bottle and match box…all small of course for maximum impact |
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over a year ago
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"It's all about precision and having the right tool for a particular job which is why I went fully metric in my profile description.  "
You did... I had to Google it haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can we use metric as imperial sizes are outdated having said that most men don’t understand ft and inches so perhaps the metric system will baffle them even more "
6” & 20 mm |
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"Please can we use metric as imperial sizes are outdated having said that most men don’t understand ft and inches so perhaps the metric system will baffle them even more
6” & 20 mm "
so in new money if my maths tally up 170mm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on chaps, if you haven't compare it to a Sky remote or a Coke can then you're doing it wrong.
Just not sure if you have to do them both at the same time..? |
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