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Haven't got a tape measure handy so using the scientific method of 'hands' and guesstimation....
My tiny arse is about 5 average man hands round I reckon, less if said hands are squeezing it  
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over a year ago
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"Haven't got a tape measure handy so using the scientific method of 'hands' and guesstimation....
My tiny arse is about 5 average man hands round I reckon, less if said hands are squeezing it
Cherry x"
2 hands last time I grabbed it |
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"Haven't got a tape measure handy so using the scientific method of 'hands' and guesstimation....
My tiny arse is about 5 average man hands round I reckon, less if said hands are squeezing it
Cherry x
2 hands last time I grabbed it "
 With your big ole shovels not surprising! 
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"Nearly 50 last time I measured.
Bust 48"
Waist 38"
Bum 48"
My hourglass has a lot of sand in it 
But in all the right places
Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol"
I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you. |
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By *iren!!Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
"Nearly 50 last time I measured.
Bust 48"
Waist 38"
Bum 48"
My hourglass has a lot of sand in it
But in all the right places
Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol
I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you. "
Haha, a good rinse and rub down usually does the trick  |
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"Nearly 50 last time I measured.
Bust 48"
Waist 38"
Bum 48"
My hourglass has a lot of sand in it
But in all the right places
Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol
I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you.
Haha, a good rinse and rub down usually does the trick "
I bet it does! |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Nearly 50 last time I measured.
Bust 48"
Waist 38"
Bum 48"
My hourglass has a lot of sand in it
But in all the right places
Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol
I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you.
Haha, a good rinse and rub down usually does the trick "
By a bloke with a big hosepipe? |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"By a bloke with a big hosepipe?
One with a powerful spray hose would also be great
I suppose he'd also need to know how to use it too
Well it won't work if it's not turned on  "
And if it stays limp it's really no use at all |
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"I know I sit in an 18" width wheelchair (a tad too wide) but haven't measured all the way around my arse. I'll investigate  "
News update:
Measured at 46"
Full bust is also 46" for those interested |
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