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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. |
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I watched a documentary about some island that had hobbit fossils and the general consensus was that humans had used them as sex sl*ves and eventually killed them. |
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They are the result of alien tinkering with early human DNA.
Tolkien had access to this secret knowledge, probably due to a psychic link with the aliens. He wrote The Hobbit as a coded warning to humanity.
Or something |
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"They are the result of alien tinkering with early human DNA.
Tolkien had access to this secret knowledge, probably due to a psychic link with the aliens. He wrote The Hobbit as a coded warning to humanity.
Or something "
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Homonym
(noun)
each of two or more words having the same spelling or pronunciation but different meanings and origins.
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Hominid
(noun)
a primate of a family ( Hominidae ) which includes humans and their fossil ancestors and also (in recent schemes) at least some of the great apes.
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Tomonym
(Noun)
A word that means one thing, but sounds a bit like a word meaning another thing, which causes Tom Essex to get them confused with each other. |
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"Homonym
(noun)
each of two or more words having the same spelling or pronunciation but different meanings and origins.
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Hominid
(noun)
a primate of a family ( Hominidae ) which includes humans and their fossil ancestors and also (in recent schemes) at least some of the great apes.
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Tomonym
(Noun)
A word that means one thing, but sounds a bit like a word meaning another thing, which causes Tom Essex to get them confused with each other."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They are the result of alien tinkering with early human DNA.
Tolkien had access to this secret knowledge, probably due to a psychic link with the aliens. He wrote The Hobbit as a coded warning to humanity.
Or something
Sounds legit. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter"
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I'd fear for their health and sanity, if we tracked any survivors down. I'm guessing that they would have needed fairly high numbers throughout the past, to have survived to today, which would have resulted in lots of evidence left behind. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"The scientist has interviewed many of the witnesses and there is only one conclusion. These hobbit people actually exist..
Or the witnesses have been eating hallucinogenic mushrooms"
They are still finding lost tribes in the Amazon rain forest. Some are friendly and some are not. Some have those blow dart pipes and small bows and arrows with poison on the tips. I think there is a place called Papua New Guinea were there are actually pygmy tribes which are small people. |
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"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. "
Nonsense. Just ask Warwick Davies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. "
It's just another human species our dna is proving that modern man is a mungrel species produced by sex between at least 3 possible 4 different human species in the past . It turns out our ancestors liked to fuck just as much as modern man does who would have thought it . |
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"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. "
. I do hope we never find out because if they are still living it won’t be long before it becomes a site seeing holiday destination with a Burger King and that fat kid from the holiday on the beach advert running around with his free lounge pass
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
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"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. . I do hope we never find out because if they are still living it won’t be long before it becomes a site seeing holiday destination with a Burger King and that fat kid from the holiday on the beach advert running around with his free lounge pass"
Fat kid? |
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"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. . I do hope we never find out because if they are still living it won’t be long before it becomes a site seeing holiday destination with a Burger King and that fat kid from the holiday on the beach advert running around with his free lounge pass
Fat kid? "
yes the one with most wonderful time of the year music playing |
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