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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that Northerners put gravy granules in a beef and tomato pot noodle to thicken the sauce and make it thicker?"
I think that would make it a casserole. It's all over the stews. |
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"Is it true that Northerners put gravy granules in a beef and tomato pot noodle to thicken the sauce and make it thicker?"
To make it crunchier Northerners put Bombay mix into Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodles |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I heard that northeners have gravy on their gravy.... 
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I heard they eat gravy granules as a snack "
Eat?
I heard they snort it off a back alley hookers arse with a rolled up pot noodle lid.........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.
I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though. |
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"I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.
I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though. "
What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier"
Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?
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"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier"
Surely you could use chicken gravy granules and add to the chicken one as well |
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"I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.
I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though.
What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles? "
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?
I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan"
Yep.
There's more meat in the pot than anything else.
Maybe that's why northerners add gravy?
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"I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.
I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though.
What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles?
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Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?
I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan
Yep.
There's more meat in the pot than anything else.
Maybe that's why northerners add gravy?
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You can get vegetarian gravy though, seems bizarre to me but it's really a thing |
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Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?
I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan
Yep.
There's more meat in the pot than anything else.
Maybe that's why northerners add gravy?
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Do you stir it with your cock to add some meat juice ? |
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"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier
Surely you could use chicken gravy granules and add to the chicken one as well "
Nah, crumbled mini cheddars in the chicken and mushroom one.
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"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier
Surely you could use chicken gravy granules and add to the chicken one as well
Nah, crumbled mini cheddars in the chicken and mushroom one.
Thank me later "
Soggy mini cheddars, I'll pass |
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What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles?
I don't think Athletes Foot is vegan
It's a type of fungal infection. Fungi are vegan. It's all good  "
That's a good point |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I knew a northerner who owned a coat once…. True story!!!
Ha!
As likely a tale as "I was looking at tractors......" 
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No.. really…. He was exiled to the south…. And only allowed back upon it being lit on a bonfire!!!
Have you never heard of the “catterick coat burning of 1762”
Low verily they rejoiced!!! |
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We do have proper food oop north.
