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I know who the timewaster is!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
So many threads about the timewasters and then it all became clear to me. It's Funky/Invictus and all of their other profiles.
Who else has temporal control here? They need to steal time from others to power their glittery machines.
You know I'm right. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pmsl  "
It's no laughing matter. Have you seen how many timewaster threads there are? He/they is/are playing with our time as part of their experiments.
There is only one way to recompense every person from whom they have robbed of time. Will he/they do the decent thing? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?"
Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.
I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing. |
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over a year ago
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"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?
Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.
I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing."
maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?
Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.
I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.
maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need."
Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?
Actually, are you part of this too? Show us your botty to prove you're not one of them."
A very good point, I agree we should know how many time travel/time stealing botty folk there are!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?
Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.
I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.
maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need.
Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought."
and ALL the "why dont women reply to messages?" threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hell's teeth woman! You know too much.
This will all end very bad for you...
and your little dog too!!!
*cackles* *plays Wizard Oz witch music in head*"
Holy shit that scared me then |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hell's teeth woman! You know too much.
This will all end very bad for you...
and your little dog too!!!
*cackles* *plays Wizard Oz witch music in head*"
Leave the little doggy out of it. You can do whatever you want to the cat though. I'm onto you! |
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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Dyserth, North Wales |
I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.
Now, as a TV it takes a little while to transform from mild mannered blokey thing into a sexy(ish) TV slut. Sadly I don't have a telephone box at home I can just stand in and spin round to transform like a well known superhero lol
As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.
Now, as a TV it takes a little while to transform from mild mannered blokey thing into a sexy(ish) TV slut. Sadly I don't have a telephone box at home I can just stand in and spin round to transform like a well known superhero lol
As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!"
Did he meet you? |
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"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.
Now, as a TV it takes a little while to transform from mild mannered blokey thing into a sexy(ish) TV slut. Sadly I don't have a telephone box at home I can just stand in and spin round to transform like a well known superhero lol
As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!"
It wasn't me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.
Now, as a TV it takes a little while to transform from mild mannered blokey thing into a sexy(ish) TV slut. Sadly I don't have a telephone box at home I can just stand in and spin round to transform like a well known superhero lol
As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!
It wasn't me!"
well you would say that wouldn't you |
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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Dyserth, North Wales |
No, he didn't meet me and he hasn't even messaged me since lol
He still checks out my profile and if he does message me, I'll let him know what I think lol
But I don't hold any grudges lol life's too short and I've had other meets who I'd meet again  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.
Now, as a TV it takes a little while to transform from mild mannered blokey thing into a sexy(ish) TV slut. Sadly I don't have a telephone box at home I can just stand in and spin round to transform like a well known superhero lol
As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!
It wasn't me!"
It may not have been you in the Funky timestream but who's to say it wasn't you in one of your alternate timestreams? I'm watching and taking notes. The truth is out there. Or in here. It's somewhere. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No, he didn't meet me and he hasn't even messaged me since lol
He still checks out my profile and if he does message me, I'll let him know what I think lol
But I don't hold any grudges lol life's too short and I've had other meets who I'd meet again "
They are the ones to concentrate on. Enjoy the good meets and stay away from all bad meat. |
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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Dyserth, North Wales |
"No, he didn't meet me and he hasn't even messaged me since lol
He still checks out my profile and if he does message me, I'll let him know what I think lol
But I don't hold any grudges lol life's too short and I've had other meets who I'd meet again
They are the ones to concentrate on. Enjoy the good meets and stay away from all bad meat."
Mmmm meat lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was that you/them? I've just had someone ring my doorbell. When I got there with my tub of chocolates there was no one there! Halloweeen timewasters sent to try me now."
Are you sure you did not have a meet with a single (timewasting) guy that you forgot about, and then he bottled it at the last minute? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Was that you/them? I've just had someone ring my doorbell. When I got there with my tub of chocolates there was no one there! Halloweeen timewasters sent to try me now.
Are you sure you did not have a meet with a single (timewasting) guy that you forgot about, and then he bottled it at the last minute? "
I am getting on but I haven't forgotten a meet yet. I don't think I have...  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?
Has anyone seen them all in the same place at the same time...? "
He/they claim it would be dangerous and women would swoon. I have challenged him/them but he/they daren't face me. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Dammit I/we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids??!  "
I have been inspecting bot bot pictures to try and work out your other profile names. The pattern will emerge. Or you'll find a way of silencing me. |
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"Dammit I/we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids??!
I have been inspecting bot bot pictures to try and work out your other profile names. The pattern will emerge. Or you'll find a way of silencing me."
Silence a woman? Feck.
...er, oooh look! A shoe sale!
...handbags too! |
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"===CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS OPERATIONAL===
SCANNING FOR INFECTED PROFILES FOR TERMINATION . . . .
SCAN COMPLETE.
TERMINATION WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE AUTHORISED.
THREAD CONTAINMENT UNDERWAY...
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Is it working?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"===CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS OPERATIONAL===
SCANNING FOR INFECTED PROFILES FOR TERMINATION . . . .
SCAN COMPLETE.
TERMINATION WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE AUTHORISED.
THREAD CONTAINMENT UNDERWAY...
Is it working? "
If he/they terminate some of those profiles there will be a whole heap of threads about the 'man who had arranged to meet but then deleted his profile, what does it mean?'. He/they still win! |
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"Oh, and don't forget our tea appointment with the vicar on Saturday  "
Vicar? I thought it was going to be a starship marriage with the captain?!
You'll love the honeymoon location. The rings around Uranus are stunning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?
Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.
I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.
maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need.
Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought.
and ALL the "why dont women reply to messages?" threads"
If his/their time machine is powered by rage... does this mean that he/they invented thursdays? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?
Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.
I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.
maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need.
Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought.
and ALL the "why dont women reply to messages?" threads
If his/their time machine is powered by rage... does this mean that he/they invented thursdays? "
Good Lord! I think you're onto something. There was a complaints thread yesterday started by... Invictus! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"GADZOOKS!!!
I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.
We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.
It isn't our time... yet."
Could you tell me when it will be your time? I might then be able to work out how many people you have to let down and make angry/upset. If I get the calculation right you might be able to shave a few years off.
Now, is it carry the 1 or divide by 3? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Invictus+_unky monkey are the devils spawn,they should be burnt at the stake with the rest of the timewasters,kill them,kill them all!!!!(rages inbetween breathing)"
Are you one of them and trying to throw us off the scent? Anyone suspected of being the time travelling time waster must submit his bottom picture for inspection. |
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"GADZOOKS!!!
I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.
We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.
It isn't our time... yet."
Fear not my intrepid alternate-timestream self. I have nearly built my resonic-wave-memonic-disruptor machine. Soon I/we can blast all their minds and make them all fez wearing sex slaves in our new Galactic Empire.
... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long. |
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"GADZOOKS!!!
I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.
We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.
It isn't our time... yet.
Fear not my intrepid alternate-timestream self. I have nearly built my resonic-wave-memonic-disruptor machine. Soon I/we can blast all their minds and make them all fez wearing sex slaves in our new Galactic Empire.
... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long. "
At least you/we know how long the piece of string is. I've noticed this perennial question seems to stump most.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long.
At least you/we know how long the piece of string is. I've noticed this perennial question seems to stump most. "
If you two have a 6" perenium.... Intergalactic domination is the lesser of your challenges.... |
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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago
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"GADZOOKS!!!
I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.
We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.
It isn't our time... yet.
Fear not my intrepid alternate-timestream self. I have nearly built my resonic-wave-memonic-disruptor machine. Soon I/we can blast all their minds and make them all fez wearing sex slaves in our new Galactic Empire.
... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long. "
pure evil lol |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Sorry, but gotta blow the OP thread out if the window. I just left Invictus, 100% real and no timewaster "
I didn't say he wasn't clever. Imagine the power he generates from a timewasting 'meet' after meeting someone? Anger levels increased and less glitter needed.
Glad you had a good time. |
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I can prove I'm a fake. I just got this message from a random local couple:
FAKE
Yes u r I know this for a fact...
I'm so fake even I didn't realise the depths and intricacy of my plotting, seems I really am a fake!!!
Exposes by a text speak user. Is their no end to the shame I must endure?  |
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"You most certainly are _nvictus,even that bottom of yours is probably fake,are they implants????"
I use a stunt double for all my profile pictures, a ghostwriter did my profile and a team of trained comedians writes all my forum posts for me. My verifications were all bought through bribery and blackmail.
I have exposed myself... |
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"I had a late night... I will have to get someone to work out what Invictus exposing himself as a fake means for our timeline."
I'm the REAL Invictus. The posts above are by an identity thief who has copied my profile exactly, he is now stalking Fab trying to be as awsome and amazing as I am so that women swoon at his very mention |
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"I can prove I'm a fake. I just got this message from a random local couple:
FAKE
Yes u r I know this for a fact...
I'm so fake even I didn't realise the depths and intricacy of my plotting, seems I really am a fake!!!
Exposes by a text speak user. Is their no end to the shame I must endure? "
Bwahahahahaha *rubs hands together*
The plan is coming together perfectly!
(Pssssst! message me the plan again Invictus I've forgotten bits) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........
Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"  |
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" OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........
Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek" "
No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!  |
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" OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........
Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"
No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us! "
...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster Well actually only one really as me and Funky are technically the same person and the other me is fake, or you could say two as me and Funky are the same but the fake me is also a timwaster as well... I hope that clarifies things. |
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" OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........
Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"
No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!
...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster Well actually only one really as me and Funky are technically the same person and the other me is fake, or you could say two as me and Funky are the same but the fake me is also a timwaster as well... I hope that clarifies things. "
Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.
Bugger, does this mean the weddings off  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........
Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"
No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!
...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster Well actually only one really as me and Funky are technically the same person and the other me is fake, or you could say two as me and Funky are the same but the fake me is also a timwaster as well... I hope that clarifies things.
Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.
Bugger, does this mean the weddings off "
If the fake Invictus turns up for the wedding then you could jilt him at the altar. That might just rebalance things. |
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" OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........
Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"
No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!
...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster Well actually only one really as me and Funky are technically the same person and the other me is fake, or you could say two as me and Funky are the same but the fake me is also a timwaster as well... I hope that clarifies things.
Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.
Bugger, does this mean the weddings off
If the fake Invictus turns up for the wedding then you could jilt him at the altar. That might just rebalance things."
Good thinking , maybe you could be bridesmaid, we can plot a sweet revenge |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.
Bugger, does this mean the weddings off
If the fake Invictus turns up for the wedding then you could jilt him at the altar. That might just rebalance things.
Good thinking , maybe you could be bridesmaid, we can plot a sweet revenge "
I'm happy to be bridesmaid - any colour but yellow should be fine. Let's not bring sweets into the equation or I might end up eating them all. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I know it's Thursday but there appears to be a significant increase in timewaster threads.
Funky Invictus.... what have you been up to?
It wasn't me, it was the other me. "
I think your botty should be smacked anyway so that future/past you knows to behave better.! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere. "
Some of us remain voyeurs at times like this... not be confused with sitting on the fence |
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"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere. "
I have noticed this. A small queue forms to defile my arse in one way or another with View normally barging to the front. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere.
I have noticed this. A small queue forms to defile my arse in one way or another with View normally barging to the front. "
I'm happy for View to defile you first. You'll still be spanked if these timewaster threads continue to grow exponentially. |
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"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere.
I have noticed this. A small queue forms to defile my arse in one way or another with View normally barging to the front.
I'm happy for View to defile you first. You'll still be spanked if these timewaster threads continue to grow exponentially."
The dream for other me and me would be to have a separate section of the forum under The Lounge called The Timewasters and it would be full of awesome timewaster threads.  |
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