Mine says .I have hands and I know how to use them . If I could post a CT scan of my brain I'd use that instead for the same reason I have a brain and I know how to use it .

But sadly I can't so I settled on a picture of my hand,because you can do so much more with one's hands than you can with one's cock The same applies to the picture of my lips ,one can do so much more with one's lips than one can with one's cock .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine suggests I like sweet deserts…..

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd rather play than work

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mine says I have nice nails "

That indeed you do

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By *itygamesMan over a year ago

That i'm doing my jeans up after a wee..

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By *elisandre300Woman over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

That I like a lot of scatter cushions on my bed!

Oh and I have big tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I like a lot of scatter cushions on my bed!

Oh and I have big tits

“I think they’re fab”

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By *elisandre300Woman over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

"That I like a lot of scatter cushions on my bed!

Oh and I have big tits

“I think they’re fab”"

The scatter cushions or my tits?

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

Not sure... T shirts are unnecessary maybe

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I didn’t leave my towel out before I showered

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Bloody hold ups not holding up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like bananas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I enjoy wearing stockings....

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I enjoy wearing stockings....

I enjoy you wearing them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a hairy chest & a poorly lit bathroom.

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

I like naked snorkeling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I really need to do the buttons up on my shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm a smily, friendly happy person.

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By *appy nakedMan over a year ago

Merseyside

I like a real fire, even though this one isn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work so much I can’t even put my tools down to take a picture

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By *asepaul71Man over a year ago

Buxton

It's my best angle

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By *ySweetLadyWoman over a year ago

London

I am huge… and soft, wobbly and more than a handful.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I'm rather boring x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just about to watch Celtic v Rangers

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine says I'm content with my body and lingerie choices

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

I don't mind nudity.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm rather boring x"

Don't you mean alluring!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I have a fat arse and like more than one man at at time...

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I enjoy wearing stockings....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like beaches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i look better laying down

a good angle is everything!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm rather boring x

Don't you mean alluring! "

Nope, definitely boring

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm rather boring x

Don't you mean alluring!

Nope, definitely boring

Can we agree to disagree?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'm rather boring x

Don't you mean alluring!

Nope, definitely boring

If boring = stunning, I'm sold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a handful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That we like camels

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

We like our filth a little bit arty.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I'm a handful

Yip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mad as a box of frogs shrek with a ginger beard....oh and possible mad axe murderer.

My humour is dark, what can I say.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

I like fishnet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to buy a belt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I own a suit and a watch, I also look good in it

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

I'm a cock

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By *hropsGuy69Man over a year ago

telford

That I’m horny and hard all of the time lol, which to be fair is an accurate reflection of my life right now

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

Happy being held

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need help with my buttons and tie

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Dont no were my belt gos x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holding them up so they don’t sag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a big pan

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm easily led by photo challenges

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like lingerie and I'm short

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By *atalie..Woman over a year ago

Bolton

I've got big fat natural lips and that's my pucker up face for kissing

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I've got big fat natural lips and that's my pucker up face for kissing

I like your lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my fluffy cat socks.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I love getting my nails done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've no idea, I'm just the bloke that took it.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I've no idea, I'm just the bloke that took it.

It says take me to bed or lose me forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've no idea, I'm just the bloke that took it.

It says take me to bed or lose me forever

Really, well what are you waiting for

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I like to wear suits

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Freshly showered..

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By *tinerant scribeMan over a year ago

County Durham

I used to be fat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like being a big little spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I have to be careful who recognises me because of my job x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My profile pic says nothing about me except that I am incognito. My username, however, is a play on a word that says more.

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By *omer47Man over a year ago

leigh

That I have to take my own pictures.

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By *eaqueenWoman over a year ago

Heathrow

I like new shoes

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By *eaqueenWoman over a year ago

Heathrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine says that I like red ties.

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m hoping mine says feisty minx?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I wear suits.

And have a penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tall dark and handsome

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

That I’ve got a tight grip on things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That sometimes I need to be restrained

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

My hair needs brushing

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

It says that I (Luke) like Hannah's boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That my bum is big x

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By *la87Man over a year ago

acton

I was once a very cute boy

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By *ady-LoverMan over a year ago

swindon

I don’t own tshirt just a hi vis jacket lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine suggests I have a face only a mother can love and I’ve lost all my clothing, I did however spend time getting the lighting right

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

That I’m green fingered. It would be a false impression though because the leaf had obviously fallen off before I got hold of it.

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By *la87Man over a year ago

acton

"That my bum is big x"

While it was nice from behind it's better from the front!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a big arse xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I think I may look good naked in the bath

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I am booful laydee

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dunno really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That my ass could cause a total eclipse

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By *piping-hot.Man over a year ago

Rutland

That I should really go to the gym more often

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

Close By

I'm happy with what I've got at 45, despite the other 10+ I deleted

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

I read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

Coincidentally, I'm (temporarily) 42.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m hung, like to play and like to show

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple over a year ago

on the move

We like sex and lots of it

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

Haven’t got a clue no one seems to want to chat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm creative (or I have the Snappy chat app).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I enjoy company

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine says health and safety ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I love a pinwheel

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