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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...
Any tips on helping me get more peen?  "
Well...............
Start accommodating, widen your age range to about 70, try clubs, send cut and paste messages to every single guy in a 50 mile radius.......
.....and if that fails? Set up a fake single male profile and join fabguys. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful "
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures "
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...
Any tips on helping me get more peen?
Get triple vaccination lol "
Apparently NOT being vaccinated is the thing people look for these days. Always on the wrong side of what's trendy, me...  |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
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The "mango " thing immediately puts me off...I don't understand thr necessity of it, as your bio isn't that long ...and even if it was, the whole " type this word so I know you read everything " feels like another hoop men have to jump through to get a woman’s attention, it's like a form of control that doesn't sit well with me.
Pictures are classy and sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then "
I've just realised we have matching statuses... What are the chances? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The "mango " thing immediately puts me off...I don't understand thr necessity of it, as your bio isn't that long ...and even if it was, the whole " type this word so I know you read everything " feels like another hoop men have to jump through to get a woman’s attention, it's like a form of control that doesn't sit well with me.
Pictures are classy and sexy "
Oh it's meant ironically. It's a joke BECAUSE my bio is so short, see? A tongue-in-cheek comment about the people who do put codewords at the end of long bios. Not that I judge them, I just thought it was funny...
Glad you like the pics though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Age range up a bit us old guys still got it "
Ha, honestly it just cuts down on the likelihood of talking to secretly married guys. Plus I've found that some older men tend to speak to me in a way I'm not fully comfortable with...
If I see someone outside my age range I like I do reach out though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then
I've just realised we have matching statuses... What are the chances? "
Great minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Age range up a bit us old guys still got it
Ha, honestly it just cuts down on the likelihood of talking to secretly married guys. Plus I've found that some older men tend to speak to me in a way I'm not fully comfortable with...
If I see someone outside my age range I like I do reach out though. "
Hubba hubba lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gotta say I didn't think people would take this seriously was just twatting about because of how many "rate my profile" threads are popping up suddenly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Gotta say I didn't think people would take this seriously was just twatting about because of how many "rate my profile" threads are popping up suddenly "
Bugger.
And I gave my most serious advice too.
I'm slacking. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
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Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gotta say I didn't think people would take this seriously was just twatting about because of how many "rate my profile" threads are popping up suddenly
Bugger.
And I gave my most serious advice too.
I'm slacking.
A"
And very sage it was too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks "
I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...
Any tips on helping me get more peen? "
Leave ot the way it is, you can tweak it and end up getting all the wrong attention.
After two months now you'll know what you're looking for.
Use filters that way it limits the ones you don't want contacting you, but the decent guys that might be in that age range etc, you'll be able to reach out to them when they view your profile. |
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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then "
The men worth having/meeting are the 1%
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then
The men worth having/meeting are the 1%
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I wouldn't say that; I've had some great meets with people who were just bad at communicating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...
Any tips on helping me get more peen?
Leave ot the way it is, you can tweak it and end up getting all the wrong attention.
After two months now you'll know what you're looking for.
Use filters that way it limits the ones you don't want contacting you, but the decent guys that might be in that age range etc, you'll be able to reach out to them when they view your profile."
It's not my first rodeo on here but thank you for the thoughtful reply xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks
I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want "
All the way down?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures "
Men are simple creatures are we . if that's the case why not just do away with the profile and put out a status update saying who wants some come and get it ps being a bottle .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...
Any tips on helping me get more peen? "
You need to rap more in your profile text. No one else does this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Men are simple creatures are we . if that's the case why not just do away with the profile and put out a status update saying who wants some come and get it ps being a bottle .
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Not quite at that stage yet... But thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No mention of your private jet, security etc. Disappointing.
Ugh that's so nouveau riche, darling... True royalty doesn't need to flex "
Dunno if you noticed but they have a tendency to go round in a big golden carriage, if that’s not a flex I don’t know what is  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...
Any tips on helping me get more peen?
You need to rap more in your profile text. No one else does this."
I like big peen and I cannot lie,
Small ones also apply |
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then "
Same I must be in that one percent as well as the “text replies will be timed” bit really just put me off personally. So maybe talk more about you and have some interests on show as no one can strike up a conversation if they don’t know what you enjoy |
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing "
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me |
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I think it’s good, to the point, great pictures.
Can I just ask what you meant by messages will be timed? Just curious
Have you managed to get out to clubs yet? I’m sure you would be flooded with offers
VS |
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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then
The men worth having/meeting are the 1%
I wouldn't say that; I've had some great meets with people who were just bad at communicating "
Being bad at communication is a no-no for me.
The anticipation and build up is something I wouldn't want to do without.x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me "
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think it’s good, to the point, great pictures.
Can I just ask what you meant by messages will be timed? Just curious
Have you managed to get out to clubs yet? I’m sure you would be flooded with offers
VS "
Thank you!
Oh it might be a generational thing; men my age will sometimes take literal days to reply and more often than not end up ghosting; I'm just poking fun at my own insecurities around this.
I'm getting increasingly aware that most of my profile is going above people's heads haha. Basically just don't take anything I say seriously. Apart from the "don't send me dick pics". I'm deathly serious about that.
I don't know how comfortable I'd feel in clubs, but it is an eventual goal of mine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful
After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.
In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures
Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then
The men worth having/meeting are the 1%
I wouldn't say that; I've had some great meets with people who were just bad at communicating
Being bad at communication is a no-no for me.
The anticipation and build up is something I wouldn't want to do without.x"
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally. "
That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.
That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it. "
Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid  |
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.
That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.
Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid "
Bloody hell, right off to watch first new episode before spoilers appear. Coffee, toast and Ozark perfect morning. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.
That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.
Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid
Bloody hell, right off to watch first new episode before spoilers appear. Coffee, toast and Ozark perfect morning. "
Yum! Enjoy |
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.
That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.
Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid "
There's a special place in hell for spoiler people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks
I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want
All the way down? "
You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks
I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want
All the way down?
You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J? "
Ahahaaaa just got an image of belting out "I'M GOING DOOOOOWWWWNNNN" while slowly sliding to my knees in front of someone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP how about mentioning something along the lines of…
Happy to offer free tea and cake for the right candidate?
I’d apply "
Haha I need a sweaty bang sesh, not afternoon tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.
That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.
Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid
There's a special place in hell for spoiler people. "
I hereby banish them to the virus threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP how about mentioning something along the lines of…
Happy to offer free tea and cake for the right candidate?
I’d apply
Haha I need a sweaty bang sesh, not afternoon tea "
Cake, coffee and cunnilingus op |
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"OP how about mentioning something along the lines of…
Happy to offer free tea and cake for the right candidate?
I’d apply
Haha I need a sweaty bang sesh, not afternoon tea "
It’s for after the sweaty bang sesh (I think that’s my new favourite saying haha) and during the follow up pillow talking |
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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago
Dunstable Lu5 SOCIAL or fun let's chat |
Well I don't do to bad tbh.
I get about 5/10 hits a day with my
Photos / Vids and my about me
Bio.
Shame not 5/10 chats though.
But then
I have not got 12" dick
I'm not a stalion, but very good for my age lol
And not a Christian Ronaldinho look alike.
And im not age 22 to 30 bracket.
But I know how to use it and love sex.
I Always horny wanting/needing.
Say hello lets swing and feel fab.
T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks
I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want
All the way down?
You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J?
Ahahaaaa just got an image of belting out "I'M GOING DOOOOOWWWWNNNN" while slowly sliding to my knees in front of someone "
I hope it’s an image that never leaves your head until it’s replaced by the real thing .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well I don't do to bad tbh.
I get about 5/10 hits a day with my
Photos / Vids and my about me
Bio.
Shame not 5/10 chats though.
But then
I have not got 12" dick
I'm not a stalion, but very good for my age lol
And not a Christian Ronaldinho look alike.
And im not age 22 to 30 bracket.
But I know how to use it and love sex.
I Always horny wanting/needing.
Say hello lets swing and feel fab.
T"
Impressive stats there fella |
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"Well thanx
Shame im blocked and can't message you to see if we can both increase our stats
Message me instead if not here my No is in bio
Xx
Terry"
For anyone to advertise their number in profile just screams out desperate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’
- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.
It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.
Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.
Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks
I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want
All the way down?
You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J?
Ahahaaaa just got an image of belting out "I'M GOING DOOOOOWWWWNNNN" while slowly sliding to my knees in front of someone
I hope it’s an image that never leaves your head until it’s replaced by the real thing . "
This is totally gonna ruin blowies for me now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well thanx
Shame im blocked and can't message you to see if we can both increase our stats
Message me instead if not here my No is in bio
Xx
Terry"
Am starting to realise I should probably stop being a dry bastard... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well thanx
Shame im blocked and can't message you to see if we can both increase our stats
Message me instead if not here my No is in bio
Xx
Terry
For anyone to advertise their number in profile just screams out desperate "
Now, now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good photos OP
The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.
It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful "
I second that. Opening messages are definitely tougher when you don't have much to go off in a bio. Having said that I could be as thick as school custard, so there's always that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.
That could either be a very good or very bad thing
Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.
It’s a good thing believe me
I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.
Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.
That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.
Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid
There's a special place in hell for spoiler people. "
Uggghhh I am RAGING I just innocently went onto an entertainment new website and right there, on the homepage, they had the fucking GUMPTION to ruin the entire ending for me  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...
Any tips on helping me get more peen? "
More gapping fanny photos help.
Being less selective in the peens that approach you! |
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