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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I found myself wandering a hotel corridor, totally naked after locking myself out of my room. "
I did this on a stag do once. No idea how I eventually got back into my room but woke up naked on the bed without the sheets being disturbed.
Guess it was either a friend or a member of hotel staff that let me in, but I've never found out which. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went round a big hotel and took art works off the wall and told people I was an expert and would value them. Woke up on floor of my room bed unused with 30 paintings next to me"
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I'd been suffering with my mental health a fee years back, and hid it with drinking and having a good time.
I had a bit much and had a total breakdown crying g my eyes out on front of everyone. I didn't go out again for ages because I was so embarrassed  |
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On a stag weekend in Blackpool, on the first night I was a bit tired and made my way back to our B&B, thought I'd have another pint at the bar before heading up to ma room. Went up and the key wouldn't fit. Went back to the bar and asked the barman why not, he took one look at the key fob and said I was in the wrong hotel. I was booked into the one next door   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found myself wandering a hotel corridor, totally naked after locking myself out of my room.
how did you get back in?"
I was lucky, my roomy that night heard the commotion that I’d caused wandering around with the little fella waggling in the breeze. He rescued me with a few well placed towels and a supportive shoulder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threw a pool cue at a dart board
Did you think the dart board was a pool table or the cue was a dart"
Being stupid when you with palls. Nearest to bull, so I threw a cue. Swear to this day it hit the centre. I got thrown out but not barred. It was my local. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd been suffering with my mental health a fee years back, and hid it with drinking and having a good time.
I had a bit much and had a total breakdown crying g my eyes out on front of everyone. I didn't go out again for ages because I was so embarrassed "
You obviously needed that release of tears at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fell asleep with my feet sticking out of my tent
Woke up wet from the knee down as it rained while I slept "
If that was a festival I’ve got news for you buddy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fell asleep with my feet sticking out of my tent
Woke up wet from the knee down as it rained while I slept
If that was a festival I’ve got news for you buddy "
Not at a festival thankfully |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" getting plastered and being offered a lift with a friends mother, then vomiting into the air vents of their new volvo. Not good."
Slept over at a friends house.Wandered down to what I assumed was the bathroom in my underwear, only for a bedside light to be turned on and her Dad sitting in the bed staring back at me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Woke up next to two guys with emmm some marks on my dress
Hadn’t a clue how a got there or what really happened got a ruff idear
Don’t know if I injoyed it by the looks off my dress they injoyed me though
Promptly got out off there phoned a taxi at the end off the round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Far to many to mention but this is one of them after splitting up with ex mates took me out as said I'd become boring got absolutely hammered drugs alcohol of my tits woke up next morning on a sofa I didn't recognise then a voice asked you want a cuppa looked up was my parents neighbour not only had I gone to wrong village I'd got there let myself in as no key for mums and slept on there sofa in the conservatory we still laugh now 20 yrs later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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18th Birthday, 3L of cheap Vodka a pebble beach, a few good friends. All I remember was it was 930pm, next it was 730am.
My friends dragged me to the nearest road, took at least 2 hours, then my dad came to collect me then took him another 2 hours to get me home and to bed. I had a hangover for weeks afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine is falling over getting into my house and knocking myself out. My neighbour heard, came to find me and brought me inside.
Woke up with a busted lip and eye from where I'd hit my head on the ground |
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