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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight  |
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over a year ago
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"Drink  "
Sorry wrong thread.
Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’
It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after.  |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling  "
me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite
I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Drink
Sorry wrong thread.
Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’
It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after. "
I think we have a runner for the 1st soul to be barred, |
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight "
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite
I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks"
Old Stella was decent. God knows why they changed it. I’m quite into my Czech pilsners but do like a few micro brewery beers/ales. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
"
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet, |
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet, "
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite
I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks
Old Stella was decent. God knows why they changed it. I’m quite into my Czech pilsners but do like a few micro brewery beers/ales."
old Stella was Belgium, once it got sold and brewed in the UK it was piss,
Ale is where ye guys excel, leave the rest to everyone else,,  |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ?"
God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels, |
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels, "
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drink
Sorry wrong thread.
Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’
It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after. I think we have a runner for the 1st soul to be barred, "
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
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ahh lol
Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! I'll allow it,, sub par stout though "
And i spelt it wrong lol
Barman recommendations? |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! I'll allow it,, sub par stout though
And i spelt it wrong lol
Barman recommendations? "
stout, there is only 1, Arthurs finest, also happens to be one of our gifts to the world |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Can I have a summer mocktail please I'm not an alcohol fan. Apple juice, lemonade and elderflower cordial. Lots of ice. Brownie points for a little umbrella! X"
I'll even throw in crushed apple rock sugar rim, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready.
Barman, you can pick which one.
Thank you sweet or sour, or coffee based??
Sweet please  "
would madam like a Penis Collapser?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,
Get back here,, "
Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,
Get back here,,
Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha "
if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again |
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
ahh lol
Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do "
Oh yeah, get yer coat....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cup of tea. Got work in the morning. sure thing, Sharp Dressed man,
Some1 throw ZZTop on the music box there quick.  "
Stick some Queen on afterwards. Cheers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,
Get back here,,
Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again "
Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
ahh lol
Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do
Oh yeah, get yer coat....
"
swish shoo
Some1 mind the bar,, I pulled |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"2 pints of San Miguel please. nope, must try harder folks, this is a piss free bar, can I suggest a North Spanish beer, Galician,, Deffo not piss,
Off next door then.  "
sorry folks rules are rules,, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,
Get back here,,
Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again
Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x"
I'll hold you to that,, over the fridge,, lol |
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,
Get back here,,
Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again
Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x I'll hold you to that,, over the fridge,, lol"
Now that’s sound good  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine 
2 packets of crisps I suppose too "
Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"It's been shite day minehost. Can I have something strong and so tasty that I won't want to drink anything else tonight please. "
I'll start you on a baby Guinness my man and I'm opening a bottle of skull dark rum, I'll whip you up something tasty
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too
Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) "
always, |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too
Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) always, "
Is there a loyalty card? For extra nuts?! |
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"Can I have a summer mocktail please I'm not an alcohol fan. Apple juice, lemonade and elderflower cordial. Lots of ice. Brownie points for a little umbrella! X I'll even throw in crushed apple rock sugar rim, "
Oh now you're just spoiling me |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"It's been shite day minehost. Can I have something strong and so tasty that I won't want to drink anything else tonight please. I'll start you on a baby Guinness my man and I'm opening a bottle of skull dark rum, I'll whip you up something tasty"
Thank you. That sounds perfect. |
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,
The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.
As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,
So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,
Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
ahh lol
Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do
Oh yeah, get yer coat....
swish shoo
Some1 mind the bar,, I pulled "
You'll be back in time to close up...
I'll have disappointed us both by then.
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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too
Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) "
only if they’re the ones hiding a pair of boobs |
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