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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling

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By *uicy 2020Woman  over a year ago

London

Ooh, a nice, cold, fruity cider over ice please. Are there tables outside? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drink "

Sorry wrong thread.

Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’

It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling "
me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite

I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Ooh, a nice, cold, fruity cider over ice please. Are there tables outside? X "
orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Drink

Sorry wrong thread.

Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’

It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after. "

I think we have a runner for the 1st soul to be barred,

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight "

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite

I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks"

Old Stella was decent. God knows why they changed it. I’m quite into my Czech pilsners but do like a few micro brewery beers/ales.

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By *uicy 2020Woman  over a year ago

London


"orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam? "

Berries please, i like it sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jamesons and ginger ale please. Or a nice cold staropramen please!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's been a knackering week. Double glayvar with a cointreau chaser barman

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

"

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Jamesons and ginger ale please. Or a nice cold staropramen please! "
both are ready to go my man

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam?

Berries please, i like it sweet"

coming right up madam, fruits of the forest

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet, "

Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite

I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks

Old Stella was decent. God knows why they changed it. I’m quite into my Czech pilsners but do like a few micro brewery beers/ales."

old Stella was Belgium, once it got sold and brewed in the UK it was piss,

Ale is where ye guys excel, leave the rest to everyone else,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,

Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ?"

God nooooo

Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,

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By *uicy 2020Woman  over a year ago

London


"orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam?

Berries please, i like it sweet coming right up madam, fruits of the forest"

Thank you kindly sir. Cheers all! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,

Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo

Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels, "

Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.

Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drink

Sorry wrong thread.

Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’

It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after. I think we have a runner for the 1st soul to be barred, "

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Please may I have one of your specials, served with a touch of ginger ale.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready.

Barman, you can pick which one.

Thank you

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,

Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo

Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,

Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.

Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.

"

ahh lol

Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready.

Barman, you can pick which one.

Thank you"

sweet or sour, or coffee based??

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Please may I have one of your specials, served with a touch of ginger ale."
enty of ginger here,,

Coming right up

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! "
I'll allow it,, sub par stout though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! I'll allow it,, sub par stout though "

And i spelt it wrong lol

Barman recommendations?

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By *issEmmWoman  over a year ago

Bournemouth

One of everything please

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By *arkandMaz-GCouple  over a year ago

Gatwick

First visit to the bar can we sit anywhere

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon

Can I have a summer mocktail please I'm not an alcohol fan. Apple juice, lemonade and elderflower cordial. Lots of ice. Brownie points for a little umbrella! X

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready.

Barman, you can pick which one.

Thank you sweet or sour, or coffee based?? "

Sweet please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka & lemonade please

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! I'll allow it,, sub par stout though

And i spelt it wrong lol

Barman recommendations? "

stout, there is only 1, Arthurs finest, also happens to be one of our gifts to the world

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"One of everything please "
1 slippery nipple coming right up ma'am

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I have a summer mocktail please I'm not an alcohol fan. Apple juice, lemonade and elderflower cordial. Lots of ice. Brownie points for a little umbrella! X"
I'll even throw in crushed apple rock sugar rim,

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

2 pints of San Miguel please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready.

Barman, you can pick which one.

Thank you sweet or sour, or coffee based??

Sweet please "

would madam like a Penis Collapser??

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x"
hey your late for work missus,, again,,

Get back here,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"2 pints of San Miguel please. "
nope, must try harder folks, this is a piss free bar, can I suggest a North Spanish beer, Galician,, Deffo not piss,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Vodka & lemonade please "
coming right up ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cup of tea. Got work in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,

Get back here,, "

Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,

Get back here,,

Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha "

if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Cup of tea. Got work in the morning."
sure thing, Sharp Dressed man,

Some1 throw ZZTop on the music box there quick.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,

Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo

Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,

Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.

Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.

ahh lol

Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do "

Oh yeah, get yer coat....

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"2 pints of San Miguel please. nope, must try harder folks, this is a piss free bar, can I suggest a North Spanish beer, Galician,, Deffo not piss, "

Off next door then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cup of tea. Got work in the morning. sure thing, Sharp Dressed man,

Some1 throw ZZTop on the music box there quick. "

Stick some Queen on afterwards. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,

Get back here,,

Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again "

Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An espresso martini please

NBVN x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,

Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo

Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,

Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.

Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.

ahh lol

Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do

Oh yeah, get yer coat....

"

swish shoo

Some1 mind the bar,, I pulled

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"2 pints of San Miguel please. nope, must try harder folks, this is a piss free bar, can I suggest a North Spanish beer, Galician,, Deffo not piss,

Off next door then. "

sorry folks rules are rules,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"An espresso martini please

NBVN x"

with XO madam

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,

Get back here,,

Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again

Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x"

I'll hold you to that,, over the fridge,, lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Guinness please

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

.

A Pina colada with a teeny tiny umbrella please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka & lemonade please coming right up ma'am "

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"A Pina colada with a teeny tiny umbrella please"
1 penis colapser coming right up,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,,

Get back here,,

Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again

Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x I'll hold you to that,, over the fridge,, lol"

Now that’s sound good

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"

Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?

"

of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Guinness please "
my man

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"

Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?

of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger "

AHH the old disease spreaders

I'll have a Guinness my good man.

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

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"

Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?

of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger "

The house nuts?!

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?

of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger

The house nuts?! "

White wine Spitzer to go with, please

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"

Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?

of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger

The house nuts?! "

better known as Mr A,s nuts

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

It's been shite day minehost. Can I have something strong and so tasty that I won't want to drink anything else tonight please.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine

2 packets of crisps I suppose too

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine

2 packets of crisps I suppose too "

Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!)

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"It's been shite day minehost. Can I have something strong and so tasty that I won't want to drink anything else tonight please. "
I'll start you on a baby Guinness my man and I'm opening a bottle of skull dark rum, I'll whip you up something tasty

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine

2 packets of crisps I suppose too "

coming right up folks,

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Can you have a very large bottle of wine chilled for me when I finish at 8pm please and thank you x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine

2 packets of crisps I suppose too

Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) "

always,

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine

2 packets of crisps I suppose too

Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) always, "

Is there a loyalty card? For extra nuts?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Normal gin and tonic for me

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon


"Can I have a summer mocktail please I'm not an alcohol fan. Apple juice, lemonade and elderflower cordial. Lots of ice. Brownie points for a little umbrella! X I'll even throw in crushed apple rock sugar rim, "

Oh now you're just spoiling me

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"It's been shite day minehost. Can I have something strong and so tasty that I won't want to drink anything else tonight please. I'll start you on a baby Guinness my man and I'm opening a bottle of skull dark rum, I'll whip you up something tasty"

Thank you. That sounds perfect.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away,

The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm.

As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office,

So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,,

Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight

Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.

And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.

Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,

Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo

Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,

Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.

Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.

ahh lol

Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do

Oh yeah, get yer coat....

swish shoo

Some1 mind the bar,, I pulled "

You'll be back in time to close up...

I'll have disappointed us both by then.

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By *elight 99Woman  over a year ago

richmond

G&t please

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By *az2019Man  over a year ago

Yorkshire/stockport

Bitter and whiskey chaser... please sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sake please

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

Can I have a pint of London porter please

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By *ophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Two Negronis please, a bowl of pistachios, a few chunks of Parmesan and some prosciutto… Mille Grazzie! Can we sit at the bar?

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I have a double jameson please

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Can you put the Gaa to the telly

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine

2 packets of crisps I suppose too

Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) "

only if they’re the ones hiding a pair of boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What will get me shit faced??!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What will get me shit faced??! "

Very kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What will get me shit faced??!

Very kinky "

I'll have two!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What will get me shit faced??!

Very kinky

I'll have two!! "

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

Slightly tipsy already op so a honey jd to finish the night please

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Can I have an extremely large spiced rum and ginger ale please

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By *obletonMan  over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Barman - your choice and one for yourself on me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barman - your choice and one for yourself on me"

That'll always get you served quicker everytime when you do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a Drop of alcohol!!! still not good from Last night, can I have a orange juice?

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening fine sir. May I have a double Macallan 15 year old no ice please.

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