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"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face " Have you been looking at my strap on pics?  | |||
"Morning Jenny, just had a cup of tea shall I have another or have a coffee next?" Hello my dear. In the event of such a quandary, I would say gin. | |||
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"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face Have you been looking at my strap on pics? "I will go look | |||
"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face " Clearly a case of unrealistic fantasy syndrome. Conversion therapy is most likely to help you. Just lie fown there, face up, and I shall take a seat. | |||
"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face Have you been looking at my strap on pics?
I will go look "Please do | |||
"Should I get neck tattoos? (Back of my neck, side of my neck) " Darling, go with your hearts desire. When the novelty of them wears off yo can rearrange your chins to hide them. For this reason, avoid the back of your neck. | |||
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"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face Have you been looking at my strap on pics?
I will go look
Please do "I only saw 1 There were others that didn't help my problem | |||
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"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? " Oh sweetie, Send out hundreds if unsolicited clunge pics, accompanied with the message "FAF". Drop your filters, and you will be spoiled for choice | |||
"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? " • Covent Garden. Apparently. Presumably. Plausibly. BruceLee. | |||
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"I'm warm and comfy and mostly naked in bed. How do I persuade myself to get up and start the chores? " Sweetheart. It is Saturday. It is illegal to do chores on Saturday. Many many unfortunates fall into this trap. | |||
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"Dear Auntie, my Horoscope is looking like a "horror scope". When will I reach my next Shangri-la? "It starts and ends with inner peace. Current thinking is to seek mindfulness. Current thinking is bollocks. Try masturbation. | |||
"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face Have you been looking at my strap on pics?
I will go look
Please do
I only saw 1
There were others that didn't help my problem "You missed at least 5, thought they would have helped. | |||
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"Dear Jennie, I’m off to a group social tonight, and I don’t know what to wear. Will my profile pic outfit be acceptable? Chilly tits of south east. " Darling chilly tits, Lose the hat, its too formal. | |||
"Dear Jennie, I’m off to a group social tonight, and I don’t know what to wear. Will my profile pic outfit be acceptable? Chilly tits of south east. Darling chilly tits, Lose the hat, its too formal." Thanks Auntie, awesome and sage advice  | |||
"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face Have you been looking at my strap on pics?
I will go look
Please do
I only saw 1
There were others that didn't help my problem
You missed at least 5, thought they would have helped. "Other pics made my want for face sitting worse | |||
"Hi Jennie. I’m an overly hairy man. Should I wax my gooch?" Many people find that it is useful to ask an unconvincing aging transvestite to help with waxing  | |||
"Why do I keep imagining various forum hotties sitting on my face Have you been looking at my strap on pics?
I will go look
Please do
I only saw 1
There were others that didn't help my problem
You missed at least 5, thought they would have helped. "If they can be sent to my inbox I will review them | |||
"Jennie I think I have a problem I been on and off a clothing site all night Wonder if I should oder new boots dress and a skirt " Gorgeous, Save your money. Everyone knows your clothes never stay on long enough to notice! | |||
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"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? " north London. But not north of London. | |||
"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? north London. But not north of London. " Hotness stops at the Watford gap | |||
"Jennie I think I have a problem I been on and off a clothing site all night Wonder if I should oder new boots dress and a skirt Gorgeous, Save your money. Everyone knows your clothes never stay on long enough to notice!" Ok thanks you so much x | |||
"Hi Jennie. I’m an overly hairy man. Should I wax my gooch? Many people find that it is useful to ask an unconvincing aging transvestite to help with waxing "It’s like Sherwood Forest down there so any help would be greatly appreciated. | |||
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"Hi Jennie. I’m an overly hairy man. Should I wax my gooch? Many people find that it is useful to ask an unconvincing aging transvestite to help with waxing
It’s like Sherwood Forest down there so any help would be greatly appreciated."I have a petrol strimmer for sale | |||
"Dear auntie. People. Why. Just why?" Darling, it is because Mr Darwin invented evolution, and used apes as his main ingredient. You cannot worry yourself over things you can't control. | |||
"Dear auntie. People. Why. Just why? Darling, it is because Mr Darwin invented evolution, and used apes as his main ingredient. You cannot worry yourself over things you can't control. " Gosh darn evil utionists! | |||
"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? north London. But not north of London. " • Vicår, she asked about "hot", not tepid. | |||
"Jennie, can you fix my broken heart? "Oh you poor thing. Only you can fix that. Heakthy diet, regular exercise, and a random rebound fuck will all help. | |||
"Jennie, can you fix my broken heart?
Oh you poor thing.
Only you can fix that. Heakthy diet, regular exercise, and a random rebound fuck will all help."Thanks, Jennie. | |||
"Dear auntie How do I get a certain jaffa cake lover to like me? " Wonko, poor lovesick Wonko, try the new limited edition Lynx Jaffa. | |||
"Hi Jennie. I’m an overly hairy man. Should I wax my gooch? Many people find that it is useful to ask an unconvincing aging transvestite to help with waxing
It’s like Sherwood Forest down there so any help would be greatly appreciated.
I have a petrol strimmer for sale "That could be useful. Do you accept payments in Jaffa cakes? | |||
"Dear auntie. People. Why. Just why? Darling, it is because Mr Darwin invented evolution, and used apes as his main ingredient. You cannot worry yourself over things you can't control. Gosh darn evil utionists!" Develop your own theory. Perhaps one based on bees. Pretty down Darwin will.be forgotten about. We will all be talking about Swingdressism | |||
"Dear auntie. People. Why. Just why? Darling, it is because Mr Darwin invented evolution, and used apes as his main ingredient. You cannot worry yourself over things you can't control. Gosh darn evil utionists! Develop your own theory. Perhaps one based on bees. Pretty down Darwin will.be forgotten about. We will all be talking about Swingdressism " I'm not sure the world is ready for my evil  | |||
"Dear auntie. People. Why. Just why? Darling, it is because Mr Darwin invented evolution, and used apes as his main ingredient. You cannot worry yourself over things you can't control. Gosh darn evil utionists! Develop your own theory. Perhaps one based on bees. Pretty down Darwin will.be forgotten about. We will all be talking about Swingdressism I'm not sure the world is ready for my evil "Bless you, but the Fab community have tolerated it for years! | |||
"Dear auntie. People. Why. Just why? Darling, it is because Mr Darwin invented evolution, and used apes as his main ingredient. You cannot worry yourself over things you can't control. Gosh darn evil utionists! Develop your own theory. Perhaps one based on bees. Pretty down Darwin will.be forgotten about. We will all be talking about Swingdressism I'm not sure the world is ready for my evil
Bless you, but the Fab community have tolerated it for years!"Some deserve it  | |||
"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? north London. But not north of London. Hotness stops at the Watford gap" It actually stops at Watford. Mind the gap | |||
"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? north London. But not north of London. Hotness stops at the Watford gap It actually stops at Watford. Mind the gap " | |||
"Dear Jennie.. Where can i find a hot man to ride? north London. But not north of London. Hotness stops at the Watford gap It actually stops at Watford. Mind the gap "I thought it extended further south? But I guess you would know! | |||
 or  I can't decide which one to get..... | |||
" or I can't decide which one to get....."I would say damn the expense a get one of each. If you don't eat it all in one sitting, you can always stir fry the leftovers tomorrow | |||
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"Auntie Jennie, I want to take some new pics but it means I'd have to shave my legs and make myself look less like a troll and Ugh! Effort! What should I do? Px" I would advise tight leggings, and go for the moose knuckle look. Boys love that. | |||
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"Auntie Jennie, I have 2 eclairs in the fridge should I eat them both "Of course. Duh. | |||
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"Auntie Jennie, I have 2 eclairs in the fridge should I eat them both
Of course.
Duh."But but but I was going to offer you one Aunty Jennie  | |||
"Dear Auntie, I really like a guy but he's much younger than me. Whats an acceptable age gap??? X "Current thinking is that provided both parties are of the same species and of an age to consent, then its all acceptable | |||
"Auntie Jennie, I have 2 eclairs in the fridge should I eat them both
Of course.
Duh.
But but but I was going to offer you one Aunty Jennie "Ah, as the facts change, so does my advise | |||
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"Auntie J, I'm frustrated that I'm born and brought up in the uk. Been a bristish citizen all this time, yet I have to prove my right to work here! I'm swapping from self employment to employed. Yet I have to get a million bits of paper to prove I have the right to work. Living here with a mortgage, and having a NI number is not enough. I'm delayed starting, till I have the bits of paper! " Frustration is understandable, but you need to rise to a higher plane. Some recommend meditation, others positive mental imaging. I tend towards losing yourself in an orgy of self indulgance. | |||
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"Dear Auntie, I really like a guy but he's much younger than me. Whats an acceptable age gap??? X
Current thinking is that provided both parties are of the same species and of an age to consent, then its all acceptable "Dear Auntie, is the species bit important? Mr* * Asking for a friend. | |||
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"Dear Auntie, I really like a guy but he's much younger than me. Whats an acceptable age gap??? X
Current thinking is that provided both parties are of the same species and of an age to consent, then its all acceptable
Dear Auntie, is the species bit important?
Mr*
* Asking for a friend."Legally or ethically? | |||
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"Dear Auntie, I really like a guy but he's much younger than me. Whats an acceptable age gap??? X
Current thinking is that provided both parties are of the same species and of an age to consent, then its all acceptable
Dear Auntie, is the species bit important?
Mr*
* Asking for a friend.
Legally or ethically? " | |||
"My dear affectionate Aunt Jenníe - is the correct term "Aunty" or "Auntie"? Both seem to apply and appear to be interchangeable. Or does this require a separate thread...?" Dearest Nero. I prefer Auntie, however my Aunt Nora prefers Aunt and my Aunty Phyllis prefers Aunty. I hope this helps. | |||
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"Dear auntie Is it wrong that I fancy a kebab even though I'm sober " I believe all the major food groups are there.... carbohydrate, protien, and salad. Virtually a health food | |||
"My dear affectionate Aunt Jenníe - is the correct term "Aunty" or "Auntie"? Both seem to apply and appear to be interchangeable. Or does this require a separate thread...? Dearest Nero. I prefer Auntie, however my Aunt Nora prefers Aunt and my Aunty Phyllis prefers Aunty. I hope this helps." • Wow! That was an Aunty-Climax! | |||
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"K, here goes Volunteered for 8 years, over the last few months there's been a decided shift and a start of blame culture, invariably directed towards me (and cctv evidence cited). Went in, did my shifts (with the mother), kept my head down, cracked on - started being told "moneys down" we've had to move the tin cos the money is always down (this tin I never knew about till 2 weeks ago and only ever went in once). Tin now back in situ according to manager. Weds receives text from friend asking me to ring so I did. To be met with bile and vitriol that was next level. They asked many questions, some of which were straight up yes or no, many weren't and became more irate and abusive as the call progressed. Ending the call by telling me I was done, sacked etc. The next day I started to receive messages and was approached by many people in the village either condemning me to my face (bear in mind I didn't know the reason I was fired, other than being told they had been watching me on cctv for months and had me banged to rights on camera with my fingers in the till but refusing to elaborate) or to ask what had happened and let me know what was being said about me. Now, I'm a big un and know I haven't and wouldn't steal at all much less from a charity (and used to regularly put things on ebay for them to increase revenue). Only 2 weeks ago a committee member commended me on managing to up takings on that day and the next further commented that I'd doubled the previous day take). So it's not the fact I am allegedly accused of stealing, with evidence. Over 48 hours I have even had Small brought into it and my parenting called into question. This, from a person who on Sunday told Small she had her stall on the gala as she had asked (my Small is 9). I have tried to get answers (the manager said he'd ring me back weds, ignored my call on Thursday and told a friend who went and collared him on Friday that he wouldn't be ringing me back. I caught up with him in person and he lied to me again and again so I still don't know the full story. Don't get me wrong, for this, even though 8 years longest serving volunteer counts for nought, I was rapidly reaching the conclusion that life is too short anyway. What's upsetting me (and by upsetting I mean I can't even eat atm as it, well, doesn't stay put) is the fact they're dodging and not being honest and the committee are allowing this one person to slander me and aren't pulling her on it Sorry for the long one, upset of Rotherham " Dear upset of Rotherham, This sounds truly awful! You could just walk away, put the whole chapter behind you and move on, as difficult as that is. Of, however, this does not sit comfortably with you, you could ask for a meeting with the committee, and ask them to clarify what you have heard is true. I'd they claim they have evidence of theft and tou know it is not you, suggest, even insist they report it to the police - call their bluff. There is always the citizens advice bureau. You van talk to them about this whole thing, and see what they advise. I hope you can find a way to find some peace x | |||
"Auntie Jenny, What do I do when I lose my persecution boner?" Find some persecution porn. That is good for getting a boner. | |||
"Auntie Jennie I met someone for a social a while ago and definitely not into him, i have persistently ignored most of his messages but he’s not taking the hint. How can I let him down gently? L x"Well, tell him your son is due out of prison next week, and that your son is very protective. That should work. Or tell him you are in love with him and want to get married and have his kids ASAP. Either approach should work x | |||
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"If shooting stars blowing out birthday candles and captured fairies cant solve my puzzle im afraid you have no chance" Try me sweetie x | |||
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"Auntie Jennie I met someone for a social a while ago and definitely not into him, i have persistently ignored most of his messages but he’s not taking the hint. How can I let him down gently? L x
Well, tell him your son is due out of prison next week, and that your son is very protective. That should work.
Or tell him you are in love with him and want to get married and have his kids ASAP.
Either approach should work x" | |||
"I need an orgasm. I don’t really have the energy to do it tonight. I don’t really have the time to do it in the morning. What (or who) do I do? "Stick a card up in the local newsagent window | |||
"If shooting stars blowing out birthday candles and captured fairies cant solve my puzzle im afraid you have no chance" Hehe ‘captured fairies’ THE RAVEN KING IS COMING | |||
