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I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad. |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad."
Oh hey! There you are I’ve been trying to track you down for weeks! Must say your looking really well x |
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"You need to be sending fancy a fuck messages, Then you would be knee deep in fanny
Good idea. I can add it to any nice tits messages I send"
Send one my way  |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Oh hey! There you are I’ve been trying to track you down for weeks! Must say your looking really well x "
Yeah I knew you would come back to me eventually. It's my manly silhouette that you couldn't get enough of. I don't blame you, you're only human |
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"You need to be sending fancy a fuck messages, Then you would be knee deep in fanny
Good idea. I can add it to any nice tits messages I send
Send one my way "
Women come to me Doll face. Although.... you have nice tits so fancy a fuck? |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Oh hey! There you are I’ve been trying to track you down for weeks! Must say your looking really well x
Yeah I knew you would come back to me eventually. It's my manly silhouette that you couldn't get enough of. I don't blame you, you're only human "
Pwwwoooar and you responded, literally just cum in my pants! |
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"You need to be sending fancy a fuck messages, Then you would be knee deep in fanny
Good idea. I can add it to any nice tits messages I send
Send one my way
Women come to me Doll face. Although.... you have nice tits so fancy a fuck?"
Always, like a quim should |
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"You're doing nothing wrong. Your game is deep. You cannot be blamed for the failings of the world around you."
Yeah I knew it. People don't know what they're missing. Hopefully the world will realise soon that I'm numero uno |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Oh hey! There you are I’ve been trying to track you down for weeks! Must say your looking really well x
Yeah I knew you would come back to me eventually. It's my manly silhouette that you couldn't get enough of. I don't blame you, you're only human
Pwwwoooar and you responded, literally just cum in my pants!"
Sorry I do have that effect on you girls. Not just on here either, one look from me and it's niagra. I wear extra grippy shoes otherwise I'd be slipping on all the lady juices |
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No if I was d*unk all the ladies would be able to take advantage of me
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My mind was more along the lines of 'Dutch courage'."
Are the Dutch alcoholics? Gonnahave to look that phrase up |
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"Can you recommend me a good camera?
PW
Are you coming on to me?
In all honesty I love talking shop so don't get me started"
No not coming onto you. But I am interested to know what a good starter camera is. I've had a recommendation before and want to see if you say the same?
PW |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad."
I see the problem. You aren't sending out any pictures of your cock. Single ladies love to receive them. |
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"Can you recommend me a good camera?
PW
Are you coming on to me?
In all honesty I love talking shop so don't get me started
No not coming onto you. But I am interested to know what a good starter camera is. I've had a recommendation before and want to see if you say the same?
PW "
Erm I would always say go for an slr. Usually nikon or canon, doesn't make much difference really. Good glass is usually the most important factor. Then again, sony makes sensors for both so some people say go for them. It mainly depends on price range and what you want to use it for. I bought my niece a nikon d3500 and that is a nice little starter camera but even that can be a bit pricey.
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
I see the problem. You aren't sending out any pictures of your cock. Single ladies love to receive them."
There's no lens wide enough to capture this monster |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad."
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed. |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed."
Thierry Henry advert? Can’t remember what car it was for. Renault? |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Thierry Henry advert? Can’t remember what car it was for. Renault?"
My man. Clio I think. |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed."
It most certainly is. And there is no French meaning, i looked.
My mates actually used to make me wear number 14 when I played football because of how much i look like him. I was a defender as well so always felt like a right plonker |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Thierry Henry advert? Can’t remember what car it was for. Renault?
My man. Clio I think."
Do you remember the Nike ad at Wenger’s house? My fave. |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Thierry Henry advert? Can’t remember what car it was for. Renault?
My man. Clio I think.
Do you remember the Nike ad at Wenger’s house? My fave. "
Best car ads ever was the Evil Ka ones |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Thierry Henry advert? Can’t remember what car it was for. Renault?
My man. Clio I think.
Do you remember the Nike ad at Wenger’s house? My fave. "
I can’t. I remember the basketball one and the “little less conversation” one. Both were brilliant. |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed."
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?! |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!"
Does everyone on fab even know Thierry Henry? |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!"
There’s a very unusual reason I remember them which I don’t wish to share but I didn’t think they were that memorable otherwise. The OP being called Thierry might have gave it away a bit though. |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
There’s a very unusual reason I remember them which I don’t wish to share but I didn’t think they were that memorable otherwise. The OP being called Thierry might have gave it away a bit though."
I thought they were memorable. Mainly because I had years of people asking me that question. Henry wasn't that long ago though right? And he was pretty damn famous. Or am I just showing my age? |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
There’s a very unusual reason I remember them which I don’t wish to share but I didn’t think they were that memorable otherwise. The OP being called Thierry might have gave it away a bit though.
I thought they were memorable. Mainly because I had years of people asking me that question. Henry wasn't that long ago though right? And he was pretty damn famous. Or am I just showing my age?"
Anyone saying "va va voom" to me, says instantly "Thierry Henry Renault". Might just be because I'm a football nut  |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
There’s a very unusual reason I remember them which I don’t wish to share but I didn’t think they were that memorable otherwise. The OP being called Thierry might have gave it away a bit though.
I thought they were memorable. Mainly because I had years of people asking me that question. Henry wasn't that long ago though right? And he was pretty damn famous. Or am I just showing my age?"
According to Google he agreed to do the ads 20 years ago. So it’s not really that unbelievable that people wouldn’t remember them. |
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"My advice is change your location from Powys. Everyone knows on here that Powys guys are pants 
You can't talk, pal
Errrrrr you live down the end of that road that nobody likes "
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"My advice is change your location from Powys. Everyone knows on here that Powys guys are pants
You can't talk, pal
Errrrrr you live down the end of that road that nobody likes
Shhhhhh, or I'll shove a sausage in to quieten you down "
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
There’s a very unusual reason I remember them which I don’t wish to share but I didn’t think they were that memorable otherwise. The OP being called Thierry might have gave it away a bit though.
I thought they were memorable. Mainly because I had years of people asking me that question. Henry wasn't that long ago though right? And he was pretty damn famous. Or am I just showing my age?
Anyone saying "va va voom" to me, says instantly "Thierry Henry Renault". Might just be because I'm a football nut "
Yeah. Not sure I had heard the phrase until the advert. He was so so so so good! Loved being compared to him in any context except football; guy was a wizard |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad."
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
There’s a very unusual reason I remember them which I don’t wish to share but I didn’t think they were that memorable otherwise. The OP being called Thierry might have gave it away a bit though.
I thought they were memorable. Mainly because I had years of people asking me that question. Henry wasn't that long ago though right? And he was pretty damn famous. Or am I just showing my age?
According to Google he agreed to do the ads 20 years ago. So it’s not really that unbelievable that people wouldn’t remember them."
Can't be that long ago... man I am old. Well I guess so but if you're a football fan you should know him. I know all about Pele, maradonna etc. Apparently he coined the va va voom phrase |
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
Does everyone on fab even know Thierry Henry? "
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
Does everyone on fab even know Thierry Henry?
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"I have no profile picture, I say very little about myself and never message anyone. Why aren't women throwing themselves at me? I just don't get it. Any advice?
When I walk down the Street every woman I encounter lusts for me. They try to hide it by ignoring me and going about their day but I know deep down, they want me bad.
Maybe it’s the va va voom. If anyone gets that reference I’ll be seriously impressed.
Why impressed?! Doesn't everyone remember the Thierry Henry Renault ads?!
Does everyone on fab even know Thierry Henry?
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