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By *atalie.. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Bolton

What would make you stand out from the other clubs.

What would you really want your club to be about, what rooms would you have etc

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’d have erect penis coat hooks at the entrance

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By *nlyliveoncexMan  over a year ago

naas

I'd have a threesome club and an area to chat and all first

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By *s11Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

My dream club…

Id have the club over looking the beach

Private so the members could play without any reservations

An underwater room surrounded by tropical fish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fluffer on the door as they walk in ever person that comes in is can op to have a 5 minute fluff session with the fluffers off corse as also running the place I also be head fluffer

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

I heard of a place in Bristol with a glass ceiling. I think glass ceilings and walls would be fun. And a mystery box where the person inside doesn't know who is feeling them through the holes.

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By *exysoul888TV/TS  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I heard of a place in Bristol with a glass ceiling. I think glass ceilings and walls would be fun. And a mystery box where the person inside doesn't know who is feeling them through the holes. "

Partners, near Manchester has a play room with a glass floor, looking down into the dungeon

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mine would definitely be more kink based. All rooms catering for kinks, so in essence lots of mini dungeons in one big one

Oh and I would hold workshops as well

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By *angerous123Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Slings in private rooms. I love fucking on a sling but don't necessarily always want to do it and be watched.

Showers that consistantly work also seems to be a rarity, so that too

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’d have a room just for cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d have a room just for cake "

Winner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No sex allowed. Think of all the mess everywhere if it it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d definitely have a dungeon

A big bar and chilled lounge area with a dance floor and stripper pole

Private rooms and rooms with a public view

Dark room that can be private

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a coffee shop, serves coffee and cake . If your social goes well, there’s the secret club at the back…

Each room has a camera….. a bit like rides at Theme parks where you come out and view your photo at a booth, you then choose if you want to purchase it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a coffee shop, serves coffee and cake . If your social goes well, there’s the secret club at the back…

Each room has a camera….. a bit like rides at Theme parks where you come out and view your photo at a booth, you then choose if you want to purchase it. "

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“””Goodness Karen, just look at your face!!!”””

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By *herryEatersCouple  over a year ago

East Cheshire


"What would make you stand out from the other clubs.

What would you really want your club to be about, what rooms would you have etc "

A combination of those we've tried so far.... Easy and free parking, great jacuzzi and pool, warm/comfortable rooms (no cold mats), low lighting and good music, divine food available, friendly atmosphere, the option to stay over and bed hop, run by a couple and only sexy friends invited to cut out undesirables and dirty old men.... They do exist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bookmarking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Orgy bed opposite the bar. M

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same prices for men, women and couples.

Speed penis dating.

Stripper evenings for anyone wanting to build their confidence.

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By *herryEatersCouple  over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Stripper evenings for anyone wanting to build their confidence."

Lol we experienced that twice at a local club. One evening the owner and her niece danced in their underwear on the bar right in front of us, unforgettable evening for both of us. Another night an inebriated young lady was dancing on the dance floor, slowly removing all her clothes till completely naked. Then out of nowhere she started rubbing oil all over her body, the whole club froze and the owner was frantically trying to mop up oil spilt on the floor so the unexpected divine entertainment wouldn't slip and fall ~

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman  over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I know this won't be for everyone but, not being overly a club person and only ever having been to one which is now closed, I personally would like one that is very social side orientated doesn't have the dress down rules (I find that can be a little daunting especially when there's a lack of body confidence) so you don't feel uncomfortable and is not intimidating for those less confident people amongst us, so maybe just aimed more at those new to the club seen than those who often frequent clubs although they would be welcome.

Yes I know I'm probably going to get ridiculed for this but each to their own

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By *herryEatersCouple  over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I know this won't be for everyone but, not being overly a club person and only ever having been to one which is now closed, I personally would like one that is very social side orientated doesn't have the dress down rules (I find that can be a little daunting especially when there's a lack of body confidence) so you don't feel uncomfortable and is not intimidating for those less confident people amongst us, so maybe just aimed more at those new to the club seen than those who often frequent clubs although they would be welcome.

Yes I know I'm probably going to get ridiculed for this but each to their own

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There are clubs where you don't need to dress down on entry, some with lower lighting too. Maybe you need to go with a good friend ?. You can feel overwhelmingly body conscious, bite the bullet then pleasantly find the place is full of similar folk . Our first club visit we were dragged in kicking and screaming by another couple, now we love them

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Ultraviolet lights in every playroom so people cleaned up any body fluids properly x

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I'd definately have a Gloryhole room.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ultraviolet lights in every playroom so people cleaned up any body fluids properly x"

It’s like a Jackson pollock

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By *ocusMan  over a year ago

Cambridge

Themed rooms - kitschy sci-fi, candy pink, spooky haunted house (for the goth and metallers ), dungeon, college classroom etc.

DJs - different ones/setlists in different areas - main floor cheesy house music to kick the night off but then going into something a bit more sweaty and grindy. Goth/industrial - for bdsm/dungeon areas etc., idm for private play rooms, etc.

Boudoir photography suite - where you can get some saucy pics taken by a pro photographer.

Pamper room - no sauce, just massages, make up and hair touching up.

Food service - simple, healthy stuff to help you get a bit of zing back before the next round

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I know this won't be for everyone but, not being overly a club person and only ever having been to one which is now closed, I personally would like one that is very social side orientated doesn't have the dress down rules (I find that can be a little daunting especially when there's a lack of body confidence) so you don't feel uncomfortable and is not intimidating for those less confident people amongst us, so maybe just aimed more at those new to the club seen than those who often frequent clubs although they would be welcome.

Yes I know I'm probably going to get ridiculed for this but each to their own

"

Xtasia West Bromwich, perfect for you more a nightclub vibe and very well run

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge

Oh and the club must serve Vimto on demand, nicely chilled , with a straw and crisps(Smokey Bacon)

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Close By

Some awesome responses on here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to open a coffee shop / swinger club. Like, who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love sex? Come in for a coffee, chat, mingle and flirt then head on back ( or up ) to the club.

I’d call it ‘ flick the bean ‘

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’d have a room just for cake "

Take my membership money now….

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I want to open a coffee shop / swinger club. Like, who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love sex? Come in for a coffee, chat, mingle and flirt then head on back ( or up ) to the club.

I’d call it ‘ flick the bean ‘ "

10/10 for the name!

Can you build it next to Cookie’s cake swinging club and have a corridor linking them both, please?

If so, please also understand that I will be moving in to live there.

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

I'd get one of Mr Putin's long tables so people could use it for any purpose.

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By *tinerant scribeMan  over a year ago

County Durham

Elegance, enfilades, Oscar Peterson everything to suggest that it's not a swingers' club.

Oh, and at least one night a week with no men. I know the niche is sort of covered but I have a feeling demand will just keep growing.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I want to open a coffee shop / swinger club. Like, who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love sex? Come in for a coffee, chat, mingle and flirt then head on back ( or up ) to the club.

I’d call it ‘ flick the bean ‘ "

Allergic to coffee!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge

Lots of genuinely good ideas in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Willy Wankas Great Arse Elevator

A club based on the chocolate factory with edible underwear for sale, chocolate fountains you can dip your nipples in to and plenty of cake and sweets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Free jaffa cake flavoured condoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never experienced a club yet but if I had my say in its design most of the ideas on her would definitely be incorporated.

Glass ceilings, kink rooms, social side well catered for, good lighting, showers (mandatory), glory holes as must

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By *ardAndWetCouple  over a year ago

Taunton


"I want to open a coffee shop / swinger club. Like, who doesn’t love coffee and who doesn’t love sex? Come in for a coffee, chat, mingle and flirt then head on back ( or up ) to the club.

I’d call it ‘ flick the bean ‘

This made me laugh out loud! Love it! We'd definitely visit "

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By *issA_MrMMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Women only night, different nights aimed at other kinks, good music and a decent bar area. Lots of private spaces to play, aswell as open play for those that it suits, couples showers. Oohhh the possibilities. A x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Air con

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Jaffa cake room....

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