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Those who leave toast crumbs in the butter
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"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?
And don’t start me on coffee in the sugar bowel, and I don’t even have sugar in my tea.  "
You have sugar in your bowels? Have you seen a doctor?  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"But is crumbs in it worse than when things like the peanut butter or jam get left in there???
Or.....  ....marmite! 
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I came here to say this.
The evils of toast crumbs are nothing in comparison to marmite dregs in the butter.
I’d have to just burn the house down and start again in another country |
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"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?
And don’t start me on coffee in the sugar bowel, and I don’t even have sugar in my tea.
You have sugar in your bowels? Have you seen a doctor? "
Haha. Good spot. I’m sure Freud would have something to say about that. |
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That’s nothing.
I lived with a guy who used to leave finger gouges in the tub of flora.
I soon twigged on he used it as lube when he brought a chap home
I ended up buying a mini fridge for my own secret undefiled butter stash.
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"That’s nothing.
I lived with a guy who used to leave finger gouges in the tub of flora.
I soon twigged on he used it as lube when he brought a chap home
I ended up buying a mini fridge for my own secret undefiled butter stash.
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You win.
In that situation I would be actively leaving crumbs in the butter |
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"The faces should be forced into the butter until they have recovered every last crumb then be made to make a public statement apologising for their act"
Face shoved in the butter and then get dog to lick it off (after said dog finished licking nether regions) |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'm torn about which I find worse, crumbs left in butter, or crumbs on the bed...."
Crumbs in the bed is infinitely worse. You always find them stuck in your thigh just after you get comfortable and warm.
I always push them to his side  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.
(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)
Well I can't divorce you (yet  ), and I'm all out of wood here. Hot poker up the bum suit you?  "
I wish you fucking would. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.
(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)
Well I can't divorce you (yet ), and I'm all out of wood here. Hot poker up the bum suit you?
I wish you fucking would. "
Divorce you or stick a hot poker up your bum? I'm open to either |
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This is my kinda thread.
Absolute no nos. Crumbs in butter, jam in butter.
Coffee granules in the sugar bowl. People that double dip so you get tea stained rocks of sugar in the sugar. I’ve could go on.
Burning at the stake. I think you’re going along the right lines here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s nothing.
I lived with a guy who used to leave finger gouges in the tub of flora.
I soon twigged on he used it as lube when he brought a chap home
I ended up buying a mini fridge for my own secret undefiled butter stash.
You win.
In that situation I would be actively leaving crumbs in the butter "
That warrants deep heat and or chilli in the butter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.
(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)
Well I can't divorce you (yet ), and I'm all out of wood here. Hot poker up the bum suit you?
I wish you fucking would.
Divorce you or stick a hot poker up your bum? I'm open to either "
Both please. The divorce first and then the hot poker. Sounds like it’s the most painful combination. |
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